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< Reply # 680 on 8/14/2013 2:04 AM >
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Or use thermite. You can never go wrong with thermite. AMIRIGHT?


I have no earthly idea what you are talking about...






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< Reply # 681 on 8/14/2013 2:27 AM >
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I don't have a picture, but we broke into an abandoned airfield once. My friend's comment as we looked at the half-assed chain link fence right outside: "There are some fences that say, 'DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT'. This fence just says, 'don't'."

Oh, and this abandoned church. There was a tiny, tiny padlock on the front door, like the kind you get on a diary. There gate in front is wide open. You literally just have to walk around to the other side and go in through the wide open back door.




it's darker later than it was at first
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< Reply # 682 on 8/14/2013 2:37 AM >
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What's thermite? I'm pretty sure i've never seen any, nor have i ever seen any be made, or ignited.




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< Reply # 683 on 8/16/2013 5:24 PM >
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The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.
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< Reply # 684 on 8/17/2013 7:09 AM >
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http://thechive.fi...3.jpg?w=500&h=1162


Haha! That's ridiculous.

I found this on a dirt road leading straight to an abandoned oil drilling operation/crane.






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< Reply # 685 on 8/31/2013 7:21 AM >
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It only fooled me because I was on the other side of the door, (this was my exit point, but should have been my entry) and pessimistic.

So I just slipped through the crack you see to the side.




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< Reply # 687 on 11/10/2013 11:27 PM >
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< Reply # 688 on 11/11/2013 12:08 AM >
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What's thermite? I'm pretty sure i've never seen any, nor have i ever seen any be made, or ignited.

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ther·mite
ˈTHərˌmīt/
noun
noun: thermite; noun: thermit; noun: Thermit; plural noun: Thermits
1.
a mixture of finely powdered aluminum and iron oxide that produces a very high temperature on combustion, used in welding and for incendiary bombs.
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here is a pic of it in use on myth busters, as well as the steel plate afterwards1.


2.

and a video of thermite + car
http://www.youtube...atch?v=PPAYZMzGMwQ




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< Reply # 689 on 11/11/2013 1:38 AM >
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This thread always makes me laugh... those can cameras are hilarious.


'Hurr this table will keep them out.' I think that's probably a direct quote




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< Reply # 690 on 11/11/2013 1:41 AM >
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ther·mite


Everything i said was false..




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< Reply # 691 on 11/11/2013 5:16 AM >
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Everything i said was false..


okay, who knows someone else on here probably didnt know what it was, now they know




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< Reply # 693 on 11/12/2013 12:19 AM >
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Broken image link already.




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Found beside an abandoned house in Georgia. Watch out for the wooden electric fence!


Gotta love electric wood.




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< Reply # 695 on 12/17/2013 3:19 AM >
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Might be difficult to see, but there is a single piece of barbed wire running between the two front outer pieces of concrete...




"And as we're crossing border after border, we realize that difference is none."
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http://thechive.fi...3.jpg?w=500&h=1162


And a site that I frequent often, stole your image.
http://whitetrashr...llybilly-security/




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< Reply # 697 on 12/22/2013 7:12 PM >
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And a site that I frequent often, stole your image.

I've seen a ton of stolen images around, How do you guys usually handle them? just contact the admins of the sites?




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< Reply # 698 on 12/24/2013 11:56 PM >
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Ever wanted to gain access to a bank vault? Use a clipboard.

I walked into a bank last year with a clipboard, the bank manager came out and welcomed me and said "Let me show you the vault".

Apparently they were expending a repair tech to come out and fix something with it. Since I had a clipboard I must of been him. I don't know how many times I've gotten away with entering / being somewhere just because I look like I belong.




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Dat brick, So locked, Much No Trespass.








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