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Captain_Slow The infamous Buttram Manfist Location: Dallas, Tx Gender: Male Total Likes: 59 likes Obviously capable of mediocre things. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 500 on 3/17/2012 7:19 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	JESUS GOD ALLMIGHTY BIG PICTURE

Trap Location: Dayton, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Son, I am disappoint \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 501 on 3/17/2012 7:20 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I FIXED IT YOU WHORE! What? You don't appreciate HiRes? Note: Photobucket automatically downsizes when you [ img ] link here... imgur does not. [last edit 3/17/2012 7:21 PM by Trap - edited 1 times]
	Posted by Send4Help: ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!

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I FIXED IT YOU WHORE!

What? You don't appreciate HiRes?

Not when I'm on my iphone! lol

FLEW2 Location: La Pascua Florida Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 503 on 3/18/2012 3:29 PM > \| Reply with Quote


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Trap Location: Dayton, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Son, I am disappoint \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 504 on 3/18/2012 4:50 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I haven't got any pictures, but theres a factory near here that is just barricaded shut scooby-doo style from the inside.
	Posted by Send4Help: ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!

TRUE Location: Nor-Cal Gender: Male Total Likes: 234 likes "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be..." \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 505 on 3/19/2012 1:30 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	[last edit 3/19/2012 1:30 PM by TRUE - edited 1 times]
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http://farm8.stati...1_f73bbab7a7_z.jpg

Must have been stoned...

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Trap Location: Dayton, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Son, I am disappoint \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 507 on 3/20/2012 2:15 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Radio2600 Location: On the Road to Wellville Total Likes: 1699 likes HY KAK TO TAK \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 508 on 3/20/2012 5:17 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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TRUE Location: Nor-Cal Gender: Male Total Likes: 234 likes "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be..." \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 509 on 3/26/2012 4:55 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	It was locked, but locked on the handle. The freezer door just opened right up! I found this inside.
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I found this inside.

What is that?

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

IIVQ Location: La Sud-Est du cité majeur du North-Holland (Bijlmer), .NL Gender: Male Total Likes: 4 likes Back in Urbex! \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 511 on 3/27/2012 12:01 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	For my university thesis I had could borrow a test prius (car price ~25k, built-in equipment about 50-75k) which I could store overnight in the depot were old benches, signs and lamp posts etc are stored. One day at weekend I was doing some tests, campus security drove by and asked what I was doing and whether I had a key to lock up the gate. I said I had one, but also that the key isn't really necessary: if you lift up the gate you can push it right open (or reverse to close). Security told me they knew but they hoped not many people would find out... Tijmen P.S. Security on campus is called "Charly" after checkpoint charly: they were housed in this building: http://g.co/maps/kswzt
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Captain_Slow The infamous Buttram Manfist Location: Dallas, Tx Gender: Male Total Likes: 59 likes Obviously capable of mediocre things. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 512 on 3/27/2012 4:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

Der_Krampus Location: Upstate New York Area Gender: Male Total Likes: 189 likes \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 513 on 3/28/2012 12:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	lock by Der_Krampus, on Flickr
	now with 20% less clown vomit...

TRUE Location: Nor-Cal Gender: Male Total Likes: 234 likes "We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be..." \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 514 on 3/28/2012 3:31 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	A temperature control device. The walls are about 3" thick. I don't know if it's hot or cold storage. I did find it in a freezer though! 1.
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cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 515 on 3/30/2012 6:02 AM > \| Reply with Quote


	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

Radio2600 Location: On the Road to Wellville Total Likes: 1699 likes HY KAK TO TAK \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 516 on 4/1/2012 2:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

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	In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind.

MeoW Gender: Male Total Likes: 223 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 517 on 4/5/2012 6:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote


	I don't do magic Morty I do science!

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Posted by Radio2600
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Stop it. (I laughed because I opened this thread with the same thing in mind.)

[last edit 4/8/2012 3:05 AM by Jonno23 - edited 2 times]

Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
"It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work.
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vividdecay Location: Baltimore Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 519 on 4/9/2012 2:11 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	There were little kids playing hide and seek in this abandoned factory. The sad part is it's a pretty large place directly next to a pretty active road and police are driving by or within a mile almost 24/7, it still somehow manages to get partially burned down, scrapped, and vandalized.

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