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< Reply # 580 on 11/13/2012 10:48 PM >
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< Reply # 581 on 12/4/2012 10:16 PM >
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Work on a gas pipe underway on a local bridge. went up a scaffold not far behind this truck. spent some time inside the two pylons and on the iron. came down this scaffold staircase. pushed thru the plywood to get out. just to realize that a security guard was sitting in his truck... sleeping.

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< Reply # 582 on 12/5/2012 12:10 AM >
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What the hell are you shooting with that you have "lousy ISO"? I have a D90, my ISO only goes to 200. It is sufficient. I also lack a remote, so I only have the options of a 30 second exposure most of the time.


I also have a D90, here are the ISO specs.

Lowest Expanded ISO Sensitivity

Lo-1 (ISO 100 equivalent)


Highest Expanded ISO Sensitivity

Hi-1 (ISO 6400 equivalent)


Expanded ISO Sensitivity Options

Lo-1 (ISO 100 equivalent) Hi-1 (ISO 6400 equivalent)


The remote is only $15-$20 as well. I use the ultra low ISO in the bulb setting so I can let the scene light itself (1-5 min exposures). I've found using natural/very low light/light painting to be a photographic challenge all its own and I couldn't imagine not wanting to shoot it. Its very addicting and adds a huge facet to photography. Boarded windows or a pitch black drain, I consider that a personal invitation.





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< Reply # 583 on 12/5/2012 1:17 AM >
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I also have a D90, here are the ISO specs.

Lowest Expanded ISO Sensitivity

Lo-1 (ISO 100 equivalent)


Highest Expanded ISO Sensitivity

Hi-1 (ISO 6400 equivalent)


Expanded ISO Sensitivity Options

Lo-1 (ISO 100 equivalent) Hi-1 (ISO 6400 equivalent)


The remote is only $15-$20 as well. I use the ultra low ISO in the bulb setting so I can let the scene light itself (1-5 min exposures). I've found using natural/very low light/light painting to be a photographic challenge all its own and I couldn't imagine not wanting to shoot it. Its very addicting and adds a huge facet to photography. Boarded windows or a pitch black drain, I consider that a personal invitation.




To be fair, I have a remote. I just simply lose it all the time, so its one of those "just as good as not owning one" thing.

And even when I have it on Lo-1, it is still technically at ISO 200.

I too am fucking addicted to light painting. Photography in a drain is a challenge, and a rewarding one for the effort I put into it.




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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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Pathetic as fuck.

Yes, those are screws put in from the backside to make the front spiky. Who's that really gonna stop?




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Yes, those are screws put in from the backside to make the front spiky. Who's that really gonna stop?


You, apparently. Pathetic, yes. But a bit clever. Nobody wants to put a shoulder into that door.




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< Reply # 587 on 12/20/2012 11:33 PM >
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I threw up.




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< Reply # 588 on 12/21/2012 12:48 AM >
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You, apparently. Pathetic, yes. But a bit clever. Nobody wants to put a shoulder into that door.


That fuckin door didn't stop me one single iota. You don't know shit, Jack.

I'm the goddamn ginger(bread) man.



People who require the use of doors to get into somewhere are n00bs.




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pshhht! screws are no match for battering ram.




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I can guarantee it wasn't because you put your shoulder into that door. So what was inside the secret government barn of doom?




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I can guarantee it wasn't because you put your shoulder into that door. So what was inside the secret government barn of doom?


secrets =)




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When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.
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< Reply # 593 on 12/22/2012 7:01 PM >
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Looks like Santa got in, Maybe you should talk to him about POE's




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Rope! Oh god How'd you get past it?


I don't think it's even rope, it looks like it's just a lazily draped garden hose.

... and it is excellent.




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Does it count as a security measure if someone scarcely even tried?






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Looks like Santa got in, Maybe you should talk to him about POE's


^ thats awesome!

and it is a garden hose.





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