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Punchy Location: NC Total Likes: 297 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 660 on 4/22/2013 9:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Cotton Mill by Punchomatic, on Flickr

Radio2600 Location: On the Road to Wellville Total Likes: 1700 likes HY KAK TO TAK \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 661 on 4/25/2013 5:55 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	US Army
	In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind.

Therrin This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: North of Chicago, IL Gender: Male Total Likes: 279 likes *Therrin puts on the penguin-suit \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 662 on 4/25/2013 11:05 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well, yeah. I mean it only has to be complex enough to keep out Army folks right? That looks like it'd work just fine
	Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

Tastee-Freeze Location: Saskatoon. Saskatchewan. Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 663 on 4/25/2013 10:58 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Just watch. I bet you the pin on the big horseshoe cleat just pops right out or something. Although I have to agree, that is a bit underwhelming for the army, even if it is an abandoned base.
	Entry to the rooftop playground is free, if you look up enough to know it's there. -Dsankt on 'The Crane Style'

Radio2600 Location: On the Road to Wellville Total Likes: 1700 likes HY KAK TO TAK \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 664 on 4/26/2013 12:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	US Air Force:
	In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind.

Therrin This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information. Location: North of Chicago, IL Gender: Male Total Likes: 279 likes *Therrin puts on the penguin-suit \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 665 on 4/26/2013 12:35 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	....no sign in English?
	Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

flyingwhale Location: pittsboro NC Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 666 on 5/20/2013 5:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	huh, wonder how we will get in..... I actually didn't find this one, my friend found it after I had climbed 20 ft up some scaffolding.......
	Everyday is an exploration! Go out and do something new today :D

SodoSyco Gender: Male Total Likes: 21 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 667 on 5/20/2013 9:48 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Pfft.

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	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

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On the way to a crane.

Send4Help Location: A biology lab far, far away... Gender: Male Total Likes: 485 likes No time for the old in-out, love. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 670 on 7/29/2013 3:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Not 100% UE, but still lulz
	The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

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Posted by Send4Help
Not 100% UE, but still lulz

http://thechive.fi...-2.jpg?w=920&h=690

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha....oh.... now THAT is funny!!!

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

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Posted by Send4Help
Not 100% UE, but still lulz

http://thechive.fi...-2.jpg?w=920&h=690

Lmao I love this one.

bonnie&clyde Location: 510 & 415 Gender: Both Total Likes: 342 likes Cleverly disguised as responsible adults \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 673 on 7/30/2013 12:40 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	From two separate locations. 1. 2.
	The question is not when are we gonna stop, It's who's gonna stop us?

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 674 on 7/30/2013 12:57 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	That's it, I'm boarding it up! Cardboarding it up!
	hi i like cars

Vic Location: Toronto Gender: Male Total Likes: 150 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 675 on 8/2/2013 5:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	1. Serious lack of followup on this.

basegrinder Total Likes: 76 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 676 on 8/5/2013 10:31 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	piles of rocks at Fort Ord. Just drive right over. (unless you're in a subaru)

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Posted by basegrinder
piles of rocks at Fort Ord. Just drive right over. (unless you're in a subaru)

In which case you could do a sweet rally jump, barrel roll, land on your wheels, maybe replace a head gasket or two and keep going.

hi i like cars

Send4Help Location: A biology lab far, far away... Gender: Male Total Likes: 485 likes No time for the old in-out, love. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 678 on 8/13/2013 1:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I could beat the locks by just setting the damn wooden fence on fire
	The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark.

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Posted by Send4Help
I could beat the locks by just setting the damn wooden fence on fire

http://thechive.fi...-3.jpg?w=500&h=400

Or use thermite. You can never go wrong with thermite. AMIRIGHT?

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