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KD20 Location: Northeast Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 281 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 740 on 8/22/2014 11:03 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	1. I'm not sure what the point of the barbed wire is. The big gap in the gate isn't keeping people out.
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DundahMifflin Location: Philadelphia Gender: Male Total Likes: 14 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 741 on 8/24/2014 1:40 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I didn't get a picture of the exact day, but whoever had patrolled the mall before we came that day forgot to lock the door to the escalators. It had a padlock, with it only wrapped around one handle on the door. We just walked in. [last edit 8/24/2014 1:41 AM by DundahMifflin - edited 1 times]

mookster Location: Oxford, UK Gender: Male Total Likes: 2376 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 742 on 8/24/2014 6:29 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	That bit of razor wire! I best stay at home....

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	Abandoned military base in the US...
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Posted by sentry
Abandoned military base in the US...

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Interesting, I went to a US abandoned military base yesterday too, and the fencing was equally useless at some spot. Except there was security patrolling inside though.

AdventureDan Location: Texas Gender: Male Total Likes: 367 likes I'm here to make wavy eyebrows and climb on stuff \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 745 on 8/25/2014 4:59 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Posts picture of any padlock made by Master, Brinks, Herculock, or any other generic city lock
	AAAAAAAAAAAADVENTURE TIME!!!!

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	This may have been posted before.. but still good for a laugh [last edit 9/7/2014 2:58 AM by MeoW - edited 1 times]
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Posted by MeoW
This may have been posted before.. but still good for a laugh
http://i.imgur.com/ZiZMVbN.jpg

However that is still a lot more reasonable in terms of keeping people out than most of the other stuff here.

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	After years of an abandoned 1870's home sitting with relative easy access, they finally decided to increase security & built a barbed wire fence surrounding the home. 1. I have been to this property a number of times so I wasn't overly concerned that they added this deterrent. I walked around the fence checking out the house's condition & noticed this brand new fence was missing something. 2. [last edit 11/12/2014 4:55 AM by superss - edited 1 times]

Ganesha Former Moderator Location: Seattle, Washington, USA Gender: Male Total Likes: 216 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 752 on 12/18/2014 8:03 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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HipsterKitty Location: Lawrenceville, Georgia Gender: Female Total Likes: 46 likes I'm not a real hipster, but I am a real kitty. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 753 on 12/18/2014 3:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Good thing my name isn't Bobby.

Aran Location: Kansas City Gender: Male Total Likes: 1844 likes Huh. I guess covid made me a trendsetter. \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 754 on 12/20/2014 9:49 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	"Well, we padlocked the door, so that should keep people from climbing through any of the 4 ground level windows." "What? Plywood? Nah, just leave them uncovered- they're shattered anyway." wipes hands "I think we're ready to run a news article about this place. Get the camera and write down the address!"
	"Sorry, I didn't know I'm not supposed to be here," he said, knowing full well he wasn't supposed to be there.

Ganesha Former Moderator Location: Seattle, Washington, USA Gender: Male Total Likes: 216 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 755 on 12/23/2014 3:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Show fence. Notice the point of view is inside the fence.
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Hi/Po Location: Earth Gender: Male Total Likes: 61 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 756 on 12/23/2014 3:24 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	The barbed wire on the gate is a nice touch.

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	Put giant boulder in front of door, can't secure against easy first floor window access. Thanks Chicago. [last edit 1/2/2015 2:54 AM by Downtown D-Low Brown - edited 1 times]
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	Put squad in front of building, wait for snow, squad buried and untouched by anybody= scarecrow. I gave them points for trying though.
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Posted by Downtown D-Low Brown
http://i14.photobu...nsteel/yes2181.jpg

Put squad in front of building, wait for snow, squad buried and untouched by anybody= scarecrow. I gave them points for trying though.

Funny that....

There's a little town north of the Grand Canyon that parks a cop car on the main street (one stoplight town) and has a mannequin in the front seat dressed up like a cop complete with mirror sunglasses. Always get a chuckle when I head up that way.

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