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< Reply # 520 on 4/9/2012 2:40 AM >
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Oh my god...then you have to go in.




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 521 on 7/11/2012 1:13 AM >
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This door is locked!



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< Reply # 522 on 7/11/2012 7:50 AM >
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Tijmen, you have some great pictures

I laughed at the "security building". That's just silly looking.


@Skye_Ann, before you can have a theory about which is superior with pain level in semi-external genitalia you'd need someone to kick you in the clit, then use that information accordingly. At least it's a smaller target.




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 523 on 7/11/2012 9:34 AM >
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Tijmen, you have some great pictures

I laughed at the "security building". That's just silly looking.


@Skye_Ann, before you can have a theory about which is superior with pain level in semi-external genitalia you'd need someone to kick you in the clit, then use that information accordingly. At least it's a smaller target.


What security building?

And Ther: the clit is anatomically equivalent with the glans. You need to kick her in the ovaries, hich is more difficult as its protected by more layers of other organs.




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What security building?

And Ther: the clit is anatomically equivalent with the glans. You need to kick her in the ovaries, hich is more difficult as its protected by more layers of other organs.


I realize that's the anatomical equivelant, but she was comparing being kicked in the ballsack to being kicked "in the vagina". Seeing how a linear comparison did not exist to begin with, I chose the comparable area of the body, and the point therein which would elicit the most pain when kicked.


The security building you posted, checkpoint charlie, http://g.co/maps/kswzt




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< Reply # 525 on 7/12/2012 4:07 AM >
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Doesn't seem to slow us down...

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YOU'RE STALKING ME, AREN'T YOU????

I can't say anything on here without you finding me, Abby.

Good point about the sign though.




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< Reply # 527 on 7/12/2012 3:05 PM >
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YOU'RE STALKING ME, AREN'T YOU????

I can't say anything on here without you finding me, Abby.

Good point about the sign though.



Stalking you? ME? Noooooo. Really.

Between the volume of your posts and our common interest in vertical and lights, it is quite difficult not to stumble over each other. If you stalked me just a little you would find that I have posted in some threads that you haven't (or at least not recently.)

After laughing my way through this thread I thought I would add my lame photo to the mix. I'll never be a real UE like you guys are, but I do enjoy reading the threads and seeing all of the great photos.

Take care my friend!
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P.S. - We only stalk those we love don't we?




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If you stalked me just a little


Abby, one thing you should know is NEVER ask Therrin to stalk you.

I am still suffering from the consequences of him giving out my home address and cell # in chat one evening. And i didn't even ask him to stalk me.




Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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Abby, one thing you should know is NEVER ask Therrin to stalk you.


Wise words. And for the record, I'm pretty sure you asked me to. Either that or I was just polishing my skill and wanted to see if I could. One of the two.

@Abby, I actually stalked your posts a little last night.




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< Reply # 530 on 7/16/2012 4:31 PM >
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No. I posted a link to the photo of mine that Jones Soda used. It had my name and city on it, and you did the rest on your own. It's all good. The only people to call me, are people I would have given the # to anyway.




Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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They locked the front door with a lawn jockey...checkmate security!





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So you broke his legs until he gave in and let you enter?




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It's a surprisingly effective means of coercion. Obviously the reason they were trying to keep people out is to keep the ghost orbz in the window in!




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hahaha, that is awesome. I'm not sure why you posted it in the fail thread though. I wouldn't want to go in there! :p




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This was visible only once you were inside, of course.



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This was visible only once you were inside, of course.



They should have written it in hill billy.

i.e "we wheel shooooooooot ya'll in deah asse"

See how much better that is.




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Whoops, didn't see that on the way in.

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They should have written it in hill billy.

i.e "we wheel shooooooooot ya'll in deah asse"

See how much better that is.


I think they meant to say "We will shoot in your ass here."




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I guess its not pathetic, but certainly hilarious!










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I guess its not pathetic, but certainly hilarious!





Well if that's the POE I'll just hit the scrapped and tagged state school down the road.




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