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< Reply # 480 on 12/8/2011 1:16 AM >
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Posted by geoff5093

I take it the window was broken?

What was that place?

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< Reply # 481 on 12/21/2011 1:50 AM >
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I really wanted to go in and explore, but this stopped me

I feel so defeated

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skootles Location: Toronto, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes Is the poop deck really what I think it is? \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 482 on 12/21/2011 2:47 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	A chain at knee height.

decrepitude Location: Norcal Gender: Male Total Likes: 145 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 483 on 1/4/2012 7:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Found at an old favorite recently.

NCBuilder Location: Charlotte, NC Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 484 on 1/11/2012 8:14 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Note inside the glass of the backdoor of a house I was exploring tonight.. "Just in Check Cameras and recording tape Back in a bit XXXX" The door was unlocked. Not saying I opened it, but when the door opens, there's a long continuous beep. Guess it'll wait till I grow a bigger pair.

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Posted by NCBuilder
Guess it'll wait till I grow a bigger pair.

Why do people always say "Grow a bigger pair" or something along those lines as a form of being "tough". Balls are weak and sensitive as hell. Why don't they say "Grow a vagina" Vaginas are WAY stronger. They take tons of abuse and are still ready to do it again later... >

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< Reply # 486 on 1/12/2012 3:46 AM >
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Posted by Skye_Ann
Balls are weak and sensitive as hell.

How would you know?

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

Skye_Ann

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Posted by HarvestmanMan

How would you know?

Eh. Just based on the reactions of boys/men when they get hit in the balls.

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Posted by Weirdling
http://i162.photob...lingx/DSC_0088.jpg

ha, thats pretty sweet

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Posted by Skye_Ann

Eh. Just based on the reactions of boys/men when they get hit in the balls.

Like the PSP commercials used to say, "Dude...get your own."

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

beefeh Gender: Male Total Likes: 3 likes \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 491 on 1/15/2012 6:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	The sign says NO but its eyes say YES.

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< Reply # 492 on 1/15/2012 6:56 PM >
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Posted by Skye_Ann

Eh. Just based on the reactions of boys/men when they get hit in the balls.

I take it you've never been kicked in the vag huh...

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syl23 Total Likes: 1 like \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 493 on 1/15/2012 11:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I know of a place where you can just reach over the waist-high gate and undo the latch. Sorry, no pics as of now. I've also seen an anti-climb guard installed on only one side of a ladder. Also, any location that's missing doors makes me laugh. [last edit 1/15/2012 11:05 PM by syl23 - edited 1 times]

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This scared the sh*t out of us , til we got a closer shot, lmao

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Posted by 20SeVeN
Doesn't get more intense than a flock of wild turkeys patrolling a schoo1.

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Asher0719 Location: MSP Gender: Female Total Likes: 10 likes The World Abandoned \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 496 on 2/1/2012 3:04 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This was outside an abandoned gas station. I was terrified. 1.
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cdevon Location: west county Gender: Male Total Likes: 909 likes \| \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 497 on 2/1/2012 7:19 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	nice heavy duty lock there buddy... lack of door...
	When I say I'm 'clean and sober', it means I've showered and I'm headed to the liquor store.

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Posted by Asher0719
This was outside an abandoned gas station. I was terrified.

1.

Hah. Nice.

Trap Location: Dayton, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Son, I am disappoint \| \|	Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures < Reply # 499 on 3/17/2012 7:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	[last edit 3/17/2012 7:19 PM by Trap - edited 1 times]
	Posted by Send4Help: ITS EIGHT FUCKING THIRTY!!

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