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< Reply # 440 on 9/6/2011 1:06 AM >
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BEES!






This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.




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This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.


Same here.



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This would actually keep me out. Fuck bees.


Agreed. That's a terrifying thought.




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BEES!






That would deter me every bit, if not more than razor wire.




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Found this after we walked around the fence that only covered about about 15 feet for space in an open field and thru the open garage door of a warehouse. Hope we didn't set any alarms off.

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Honeybees wouldn't deter me, you just keep your distance. Now if it was Africanized bees or yellow jackets, that's a different story.

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lol this never kept anyone out. Actually, some people threw rocks at the bee hives.




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lol this never kept anyone out. Actually, some people threw rocks at the bee hives.


I had no problem - just walked past 'em.




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What camera?

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You stole the camera?

A few years back there was a business that was broken into here, nothing was stolen except the security system

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You stole the camera?

A few years back there was a business that was broken into here, nothing was stolen except the security system

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That would be too easy.

I stole security's car and did donuts.





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I stole security's car and did donuts.


Oh my god that is amazing.




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I found a building whose owner tried to electrify a doorknob by running a piece of chicken wire from a grounding cable to the doorknob. Complete with Sharpied "ELECTRIC DOORKNOB" over the knob. Obviously never took a basic electronics class.




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That would be too easy.

I stole security's car and did donuts.




That's hella funny. We recently ran into a security guard at a location walking his rounds as his cart was stolen the night b4. He asked if it was us could we please return it. He smelled like weed & looked like he just woke up. He was also getting ready to paint over some graffiti that appeared the same night on his trailer. The kind of guard I like to run into, but would never hire to watch my place.




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Don't hire drunk people to board yer windows.

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At an old camp prison camp near me, they tried to cover the entrances by moving big piles of dirt and massive boulders in front of the doors which only cover the bottom half of the doorways, but then at the top they just had metal wire fences, which some kids just bend open. meanwhile the windows were also just covered with plywood. They must have used big equipment to move those massive boulders everywhere, what a waste of time ahaha.




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