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< Reply # 600 on 1/2/2013 10:30 AM >
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Pretty big waste of effort.

Can anyone spot the mistake they made?



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This also qualifies for "parked in front" =P





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< Reply # 601 on 1/7/2013 9:51 AM >
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This was located at the opposite end of a road that we just walked down. It was also facing away from traffic, and not even in the road! Oh, and the giant berms (two on each end) they did put up we walked over. This all next to a fence gate that my friend opened by leaning on, accompanied by a interior fence with two wide open gates.


This no trespassing sign was located inside of a collapsed shed next to the house we were exploring. The shed had collapsed a while back, so I guess that's when the property owners (some large real-estate company) stopped caring about the property completely.






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< Reply # 602 on 1/9/2013 12:51 PM >
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Not exactly pathetic, but more intriguing as to what the fuck is really going on in there.





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< Reply # 603 on 1/11/2013 1:48 PM >
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Pretty big waste of effort.

Can anyone spot the mistake they made?

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This also qualifies for "parked in front" =P





I give up (I was waiting for the answer).
Peace sign? Dangling wire in the top portion of the screen?
I assume it's possible to either scale the rocks and slip in over the top of the metal grate, or remove the boards to the right of it...




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Not exactly pathetic, but more intriguing as to what the fuck is really going on in there.

http://i137.photob...AV_zpsf90007cb.jpg


Hmmm... I often employ my own dogs in the service of guarding fresh produce... but they're just as likely to consume it.




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Pretty big waste of effort.

Can anyone spot the mistake they made?

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This also qualifies for "parked in front" =P





the hole by the top left corner of the jeep looks big enough to climb through




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< Reply # 606 on 1/12/2013 9:28 PM >
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the hole by the top left corner of the jeep looks big enough to climb through


Yar.
It's 8" high instead of the standard 6". Had to strip all my gear off, and managed to wiggle through verrrry carefully, extremely tight fit. No one else in our group could fit, so they handed me a DSLR and said if I wasn't back in an hour they were gonna pull the door off with the Jeep and come in after me.

Pretty fucking awesome inside =)




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thats a mighty fine lookin rubicon you got there therrin.




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thats a mighty fine lookin rubicon you got there therrin.


sadly 'tis not mine, is a fellow mine explorer's. I ride shotgun. =)




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Not exactly pathetic, but more intriguing as to what the fuck is really going on in there.

http://i137.photob...AV_zpsf90007cb.jpg


Dogs are both better at not consuming your produce and percepted as more scary (they aren't!) than goats. So I'd say: quite effective!




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sadly 'tis not mine, is a fellow mine explorer's. I ride shotgun. =)


And he has it REALLY nicely set up. I'm especially fond of his nav system. I'm thinking about adding a similar system to mine. It's great having live GPS mapping without relying on cell service, which we often don't have since we are out in the middle of nowhere.

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Not sure its a "pathetic" security measure.
Personally I wouldn't trespass where Daleks are the security guards.




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Not sure its a "pathetic" security measure.
Personally I wouldn't trespass where Daleks are the security guards.
https://sphotos-b....412_30004387_n.jpg


Not pathetic; hilarious!




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Love the toothbrush pic




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On the topic of pathetic wooden fences. . . .

http://www.youtube...8&feature=youtu.be

Sorry it had to be a video, the uploader won't work for my screenshot. It's not long though.




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Love the toothbrush pic


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the windows have plywood + metal mesh over the plywood. pile of dirt + metal bar welded on the door....




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When I first saw that picture, I was thinking "how does that fit the thread title, then I saw:
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the little trap door... push with one finger to flip open

And I laughed. Really really hard.




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When I first saw that picture, I was thinking "how does that fit the thread title, then I saw:

And I laughed. Really really hard.


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