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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
< Reply # 420 on 7/27/2011 2:23 PM >
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Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut.


Actually, I've been witheld from locations by glass doors sans glass on multiple locations, weren't it for others pointing out said missing glass panes.




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< Reply # 421 on 7/31/2011 8:29 PM >
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< Reply # 422 on 8/1/2011 3:40 AM >
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3 Dogs and a patrolling guard at indy coke. The dogs weren't pathetic, but the guard who didn't stop to wonder about the dogs going berserk for an hour




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< Reply # 423 on 8/5/2011 4:40 PM >
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3 Dogs and a patrolling guard at indy coke. The dogs weren't pathetic, but the guard who didn't stop to wonder about the dogs going berserk for an hour


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< Reply # 425 on 8/22/2011 2:23 AM >
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a very wise old scout camp cook told me once that and I quote with real quote marks "locks only keep the honest people out"




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< Reply # 426 on 8/22/2011 2:59 AM >
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Out on the way to a fairly remote cement plant:

"Hey, more locks means it's more secure, right?"

There was nothing behind this gate, and was accessible by going up and down the railroad tracks. Or just squeezing through.


And a vicious guard dog out on the road.





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Out on the way to a fairly remote cement plant:

"Hey, more locks means it's more secure, right?"

There was nothing behind this gate, and was accessible by going up and down the railroad tracks. Or just squeezing through.
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Door was wide open with their Welcome decoration and this Yellow sign.






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< Reply # 429 on 8/26/2011 7:20 PM >
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How about an 10 foot iron fence, with the car gates and electronic gate locks, but a 6 foot drain going right underneath said fence to the other side.

Only in colorado




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How about an 10 foot iron fence, with the car gates and electronic gate locks, but a 6 foot drain going right underneath said fence to the other side.

Only in colorado


Actually drain pipes are the weakest spot of any perimeter fencing, pipes sticking out under fencing is pretty common at large sites. Going under is almost always better than going over and it's pretty easy to dig out the ground around the pipe and squeezing in between. Also drain pipe are usually located towards the back of the facility where you are less likely to be seen.

One place that had motion sensors and triple strands of V barbwire on the fence was easily bypassed by squeezing between the drainpipe and bottom of the fence.



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Sorry, no pics, as the place is still in scouting status to me, but I am looking at a place that is watching out for shit, and they do repair holes in the fence, but here's whats makes it eligible for this thread: Barbed wire on about every 3rd fence segment. Maybe it's there to Hypnotize lurkers. Makes me stand there, scratching my head. If they didn't have enough, it would have been better to just put it all at length on the darker less busy side of the building, but a swatch over every few segments?




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So I take it you guys never go to see what was upstairs? How disappointing...




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< Reply # 434 on 8/29/2011 10:34 AM >
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So I take it you guys never go to see what was upstairs? How disappointing...

Lots of boarded up windows.




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A rather hilariously bad one I found out on the plains.







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At a well-known plant in Toronto, that is unused but has power and on-site security:

A motion sensor above the loading dock door that ... does not alarm security, but does open the loading dock door. Easiest entrance ever!

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I take it the window was broken?




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< Reply # 439 on 9/6/2011 12:54 AM >
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Found that while hiking in Colorado. Not really pathetic, but sure hilarious.
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