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< Reply # 701 on 2/16/2014 12:13 PM >
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At one of the restaurants I work at there's a ladder guard up against the ladder to the roof, and the ladder guard itself is tall enough, but the ladder is nearly a foot away from the building, so it's easy to just climb up the backside to the top of the ladder guard, then switch to the front of the ladder, and voila, welcome to the roof!




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< Reply # 702 on 2/16/2014 12:18 PM >
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The photography teacher at the high school I went to installed one of these in his classroom to prevent students from stealing his cameras. After class ended that day, I walked right up to it and gave it a little tug, and it un-velcro'd as readily as ever. I placed it on his desk with a little post-it, "Keep pitchin'".



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Not mine, but still funny how security guard is in quotes





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Welcome to Massachusetts...
There wasnt even a outlet or hole that this could have possibly been plugged into.
Guess the cords that were left are an artistic statement?








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Found beside an abandoned house in Georgia. Watch out for the wooden electric fence!


lol hilarious.




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Okay. I am super late to this party. But this seriously just made me laugh so hard I about cried.

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Not mine, but still funny how security guard is in quotes

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I was at a well-known Ontario jail today, blatantly walking up the road to the jail when a security vehicle lapped the jail and headed down the road...we stopped walking and considered leaving the property because we were so obvious, but he just kept driving and let himself out the gate (with two cars parked there at the gate). I'm not really sure what the point of having a security patrol is if he's not going to stop or even ask anyone what they're doing, but I'll take it!




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This hotel used to be my favorite spot. There was a police station directly across the street and a fairly active caretaker, though. When my POE was padlocked, I undid the hinges and opened the door in the opposite direction. There was another door beyond it, so that one got padlocked as well. Same old story, original door still hanging by its lock like I left it. Next, some wood held in by a few dozen massive screws... No matter, there's a window barely hanging onto its frame anymore. That came out easily and was left leaning against the boarded-up door just to mess with them.

Then this happened:




I suppose they win; I can't keep getting in if there's no building anymore.




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This is the hatch to the rooftop of my own apartment building in Seattle. It has two loops hanging off of it, with a metal hinge and then a padlock hanging from each loop. I guess the intent of the hinges was to open them and bolt one end of each of them to the sides of the opening, thus keeping the hatch closed, but that apparently never happened. The result is that there is simply a bunch of metal hanging from the hatch cover, but it can be opened with no difficulty whatsoever.

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LOL Clostridium, that's a good one. The only use I can think of AT ALL for the tape is maybe an improvised way of determining if anyone had opened the doors recently. If that were the goal, however, you'd think they would use smaller pieces of tape or place them in a less obvious location (maybe at the very top or bottom instead).




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< Reply # 714 on 5/27/2014 10:37 PM >
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This was on every window


These freaked me out for while until I zoomed in and saw no wires.

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back in the day the guards at Danvers State hospital would lean small boards against the doors so they would know what doors we were getting into if the board was knocked over, but being a pretty thin guy at the time, I would just shut the door enough to get my arm out and hold the board upright at a slight angle toward the door, and just let go of the board and let it fall back against the door as i pulled my arm in and closed the door.... problem solved..... That was when I realized an IQ exam was not part of the security company hiring process




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but i guess these latches were supposed to be easy to open.
regardless, the fence is a little short.




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< Reply # 718 on 6/6/2014 2:29 AM >
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A security camera. I'm looking up and so is the camera, which means, even if this place had electricity and the camera were on, there's no way in hell anyone could even see me get into this place.




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