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Infiltration Forums > UE Main > Hilariously pathetic security measures(Viewed 582244 times)
jasonj location:
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 100 on 6/2/2009 3:46 AM >
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Pretty much everything in this thread was amazing.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 101 on 6/7/2009 7:18 PM >
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OMG! they mean business. BYOF- bring your own flashlight



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Strelok location:
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 102 on 6/7/2009 7:28 PM >
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That bench had to weigh a full two pounds.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 103 on 6/7/2009 9:10 PM >
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1.


Every single possible entrance to this place (loading bays, back doors, etc...) were bricked up thoroughly with cinder blocks.... except this door. There was also a very lopsided locked gate which had large enough gaps to get through (and I'm not skinny).

Same story for the abandoned house across the street from me. All windows and the like boarded up carefully, but the side door wide open. Although they fixed that the very next day after we ventured in.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 104 on 6/8/2009 7:32 AM >
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This has been effective for the last 20 years or so.






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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 105 on 6/9/2009 12:56 AM >
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This just appeared recently at a local former MaBell microwave site.

Hefty chain and the chain is just looped over the metal fencepost and not attached to it or the wooden post.






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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 106 on 6/9/2009 3:23 AM >
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This just appeared recently at a local former MaBell microwave site.

Hefty chain and the chain is just looped over the metal fencepost and not attached to it or the wooden post.



Looks like the chain is supposed to be around the wood post but someone got to lazy and didn't want to always unlock it, lol. Stupid lazy fat Americans. (munches on Doritos's)



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rizal location:
St. Paul
 
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 107 on 6/17/2009 5:18 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 108 on 6/18/2009 6:02 PM >
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I thought it was pathetic that they used a Home Depot hasp and a $6 pad lock to secure an $11 billion Surperconducting Super Collider in Texas




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 109 on 6/19/2009 6:51 PM >
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Posted by 2Xplorations


a what-what?




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 110 on 6/20/2009 1:44 PM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 111 on 6/20/2009 7:56 PM >
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Posted by ph0to


it's not easy at all, its a curved key, it would not be able to be picked...

but yeah i use it, but for my job not UE things.


are you still an emt



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matt31 location:
Milwaukee WI
 
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 112 on 6/21/2009 11:24 PM >
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Posted by HI-LITE


a what-what?



Particle accelerator.

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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 113 on 6/21/2009 11:51 PM >
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A few from The Chaser:

http://www.youtube...atch?v=RQ2d7Y1O4-U

http://www.youtube...atch?v=McB9tsabPn0



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 114 on 6/22/2009 12:01 AM >
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Posted by metawaffle
A few from The Chaser:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=RQ2d7Y1O4-U


that was so freaking win





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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 115 on 6/22/2009 5:18 PM >
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Only in New York City...





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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 116 on 6/22/2009 5:31 PM >
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Looks like the "Uninstall Camera" Union was working, but the "Bring Camera Down From A High Place" Union didn't show up that day.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 117 on 6/25/2009 11:51 PM >
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Watch out for the barbed wire! It might comb your hair!



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LiveAudio location:
Greenville SC
 
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 118 on 6/26/2009 12:42 AM >
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i don't have a pic, but in downtown Greenville, there's a construction site where the fence extends only on three sides of the site. They have a huge padlock on all the gates, but if you go through a few well spaces bushes, you're in.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 119 on 6/26/2009 2:04 AM >
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Posted by send4hlp
Only in New York City...http://farm...6f62fbf57b.jpg?v=0


hahaha what were they thinking!?

Namaste...



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