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Ten Commandments style security measure.
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Posted by grotciv
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AHHHH!!!! Giant shadow hands!!!!
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Posted by grotciv
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That, sir, is a wallmaster. Try not to get captured by it, or you will be returned to the beginning of the dungeon.
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ALARAM + PITTS BULLS
GOOD LUCK
"Aint nothin' to it but to do it"
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Oh holes in fences..
(sorry for the mobile photo -- that is a big hole in the fence beneath the sign)
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Worst combination lock ever.
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The signs on this facility were faded but sounded pretty serious.
(The same warning was repeated in about six different languages.)
They had a chain link fence topped off with a double row of barbed wire as well, but it had seen better times.
The other end had been fenced off by developers but the gate was completely unsecured.
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Hahaha that's awesome
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"Security" measures.
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Posted by langP
"Security" measures.
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I saw something similar at a construction site once.
I don't have any photos, but I'll do my best to describe:
Imagine a knee-high sheet of particle board covering the width of a doorway, held up in a similar fashion like the door pictured above. Except held there by a broomstick.
Just past this "security measure" lay a completely unsecured $8000 (so I'm told) welder and buckets upon buckets of tools and machinery.
I should mention that this doorway was facing an active parking lot... Hard to believe that nothing was stolen.
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I've got a couple...
This door leads to the machine room for an elevator in a Florida hotel.
Look a little closer, and what's that hanging there?
Yes, it is indeed the key that unlocks the door.
This one was in a subway station in Italy.
You can see that he is watching not the monitors, but his game of video poker!
Shortly after I took this picture, he noticed us all laughing at him and came out and yelled at us.
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A screen door blocking a fire escape. Shit, guys, let's go home.
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Screen door on the fire escape, or the barricades on the wrong side of an outward opening door win.
I've come across a few doors that were locked, but wide open. Worst was a locked door, right next to a garage door that was wide open. "How will I ever get past this locked door?" I pondered to myself.
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I guess this would be effective if you were really, really tall and could only enter a building via the first floor windows.
Posted by badgerbadger
Worst was a locked door, right next to a garage door that was wide open. "How will I ever get past this locked door?" I pondered to myself.
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Well don't keep us waiting, how did you get past it???
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Couldn't figure out that puzzle man. Had to turn around and go home :/
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Oh damn, this prison wall is completely impregnable!! There's now way I'll get to the top of that guard tower!
Waaait a minute ...
Posted by badgerbadger
Couldn't figure out that puzzle man. Had to turn around and go home :/
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Did you try going through the open garage door to see if the small locked door could be unlocked from the other side? I guess if the small door was padlocked or deadbolted that wouldn't help.
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Posted by Gutter MonkeyDid you try going through the open garage door to see if the small locked door could be unlocked from the other side? I guess if the small door was padlocked or deadbolted that wouldn't help.
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I appreciate the suggestion, but going through an OPEN door? How ridiculous, that would never work!
P.S. Your prison tower made me lol.
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nice thread.
at an old school house the door was bolted pretty tightly as you can kinda see. it had an old-school pad lock which I was just going to pick.
As I was walking away to go to my car to find something to pick the lock, I stepped on something...
at that point I mouthed "you've gotta be fucking kidding me". I immediately motioned for Kim to come over and we both looked at each other and though "there's no way....". Sure enough, it fit and opened up the door 
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