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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 400 on 5/24/2011 7:41 PM >
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Is that the rounded building you posted earlier?



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 401 on 5/25/2011 2:19 AM >
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Is that the rounded building you posted earlier?


Do you mean this one? Its all on the same site.








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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 402 on 5/26/2011 7:39 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 403 on 6/5/2011 8:35 AM >
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I see what you did there.....



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 404 on 6/6/2011 4:48 AM >
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An abandoned hospital in my town has fences around the building...but the fences go into the woods and stop, so all you have to do is walk 2 feet into the woods to get to the other side.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 405 on 6/6/2011 5:19 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 406 on 6/6/2011 5:27 AM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 407 on 6/6/2011 9:54 AM >
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UER rule #7564: no photos of a POE.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 408 on 6/6/2011 3:53 PM >
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UER rule #7564: no photos of a POE.


You don't know where they are. And these don't lead to anything. First one is just a nice veiw, second is a dank, musty hole. nothing of worth unless you're a hobo.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 409 on 6/6/2011 6:49 PM >
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How do you post a hilariously pathetic security measure that failed to prevent entry, and doesn't at least give major clues to the poe, if not the poe itself?


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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 410 on 6/12/2011 10:46 AM >
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I apologize that my sarcasm was not thinly veiled enough. I have posted photos in this forum myself.

Please carry on.



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<Reply # 411 on 6/12/2011 4:04 PM >
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Well, what did you learn?



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 412 on 6/14/2011 9:28 PM >
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...this one was definitely pretty ridiculous though....a real official keep out sign posted on a knee high gate
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 413 on 7/3/2011 4:24 AM >
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<Reply # 414 on 7/3/2011 6:23 AM >
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I Just don't understand why they even bothered.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 415 on 7/3/2011 1:51 PM >
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Posted by budda
I Just don't understand why they even bothered.

The glass in the door and window is broken, and they just used cable which anyone can untie...




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<Reply # 416 on 7/3/2011 5:54 PM >
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Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 417 on 7/3/2011 7:35 PM >
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Yeah I can see that by how it's tied through the door, but I'm just wondering what they thought they'd accomplish by twist tying a shattered glass door shut.


"Welp, thait's it. Back in the car kids, place is sealed up tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Glee'."

I wouldn't want to run into the property owner / caretaker if this is their handiwork. Whoever buttoned this place up is obviously one taco short of a combination plate and would likely resort to physical violence if confronted with logic.

PO: "Hey what are you doin' in 'ere?"

ME: "Just taking some pictures for a photography class sir."

PO: "Photo-Graph-ee huh? How'd you get in?"

ME: "Well, I climbed through the window because the front door was locked and tied shut."

PO: (grinning toothlessly) "Ayuh, I sealed that bitch up tight. Now show me this window you jimmied open and I might let you and that pretty mouth of yours get out of here unmolested."

ME: "Sure thing, it's right over there next to the front door but I didn't jimmy it."

PO: "You musta, it din't jimmy itself! I tied that bitch shut too."



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<Reply # 418 on 7/10/2011 9:58 PM >
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 419 on 7/10/2011 10:01 PM >
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HAHAHAHAHA
Posted by turtle


"Welp, thait's it. Back in the car kids, place is sealed up tighter than a face lift on a 50 year auditioning for 'Glee'."

I wouldn't want to run into the property owner / caretaker if this is their handiwork. Whoever buttoned this place up is obviously one taco short of a combination plate and would likely resort to physical violence if confronted with logic.

PO: "Hey what are you doin' in 'ere?"

ME: "Just taking some pictures for a photography class sir."

PO: "Photo-Graph-ee huh? How'd you get in?"

ME: "Well, I climbed through the window because the front door was locked and tied shut."

PO: (grinning toothlessly) "Ayuh, I sealed that bitch up tight. Now show me this window you jimmied open and I might let you and that pretty mouth of yours get out of here unmolested."

ME: "Sure thing, it's right over there next to the front door but I didn't jimmy it."

PO: "You musta, it din't jimmy itself! I tied that bitch shut too."






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