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Infiltration Forums > UE Main > Hilariously pathetic security measures(Viewed 580921 times)
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 520 on 4/9/2012 2:40 AM >
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Posted by Yeah_meoW
http://design-altr...images/FlintSM.jpg


Oh my god...then you have to go in.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 521 on 7/11/2012 1:13 AM >
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This door is locked!


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Posted by MapMan | 18/9/2005 19:25 | Hedy Lamarr made porn?
Posted by turbozutek | 20/9/2005 2:29 | Dude, educate us!
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 522 on 7/11/2012 7:50 AM >
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Tijmen, you have some great pictures

I laughed at the "security building". That's just silly looking.


@Skye_Ann, before you can have a theory about which is superior with pain level in semi-external genitalia you'd need someone to kick you in the clit, then use that information accordingly. At least it's a smaller target.



Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 523 on 7/11/2012 9:34 AM >
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Posted by Therrin
Tijmen, you have some great pictures

I laughed at the "security building". That's just silly looking.


@Skye_Ann, before you can have a theory about which is superior with pain level in semi-external genitalia you'd need someone to kick you in the clit, then use that information accordingly. At least it's a smaller target.


What security building?

And Ther: the clit is anatomically equivalent with the glans. You need to kick her in the ovaries, hich is more difficult as its protected by more layers of other organs.



Posted by MapMan | 18/9/2005 19:25 | Hedy Lamarr made porn?
Posted by turbozutek | 20/9/2005 2:29 | Dude, educate us!
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 524 on 7/11/2012 1:14 PM >
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What security building?

And Ther: the clit is anatomically equivalent with the glans. You need to kick her in the ovaries, hich is more difficult as its protected by more layers of other organs.


I realize that's the anatomical equivelant, but she was comparing being kicked in the ballsack to being kicked "in the vagina". Seeing how a linear comparison did not exist to begin with, I chose the comparable area of the body, and the point therein which would elicit the most pain when kicked.


The security building you posted, checkpoint charlie, http://g.co/maps/kswzt




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 525 on 7/12/2012 4:07 AM >
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Doesn't seem to slow us down...

Abby Normal



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<Reply # 526 on 7/12/2012 9:46 AM >
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YOU'RE STALKING ME, AREN'T YOU????

I can't say anything on here without you finding me, Abby.

Good point about the sign though.



Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 527 on 7/12/2012 3:05 PM >
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YOU'RE STALKING ME, AREN'T YOU????

I can't say anything on here without you finding me, Abby.

Good point about the sign though.



Stalking you? ME? Noooooo. Really.

Between the volume of your posts and our common interest in vertical and lights, it is quite difficult not to stumble over each other. If you stalked me just a little you would find that I have posted in some threads that you haven't (or at least not recently.)

After laughing my way through this thread I thought I would add my lame photo to the mix. I'll never be a real UE like you guys are, but I do enjoy reading the threads and seeing all of the great photos.

Take care my friend!
Abby Normal

P.S. - We only stalk those we love don't we?




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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 528 on 7/12/2012 4:07 PM >
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If you stalked me just a little


Abby, one thing you should know is NEVER ask Therrin to stalk you.

I am still suffering from the consequences of him giving out my home address and cell # in chat one evening. And i didn't even ask him to stalk me.



Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 529 on 7/12/2012 10:41 PM >
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Abby, one thing you should know is NEVER ask Therrin to stalk you.


Wise words. And for the record, I'm pretty sure you asked me to. Either that or I was just polishing my skill and wanted to see if I could. One of the two.

@Abby, I actually stalked your posts a little last night.



Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 530 on 7/16/2012 4:31 PM >
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No. I posted a link to the photo of mine that Jones Soda used. It had my name and city on it, and you did the rest on your own. It's all good. The only people to call me, are people I would have given the # to anyway.



Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
"It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work.
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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 531 on 7/16/2012 8:06 PM >
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They locked the front door with a lawn jockey...checkmate security!





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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 532 on 7/16/2012 8:09 PM >
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So you broke his legs until he gave in and let you enter?



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 533 on 7/16/2012 9:06 PM >
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It's a surprisingly effective means of coercion. Obviously the reason they were trying to keep people out is to keep the ghost orbz in the window in!



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 534 on 7/19/2012 5:31 PM >
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Posted by MeoW
http://design-altr...images/FlintSM.jpg


hahaha, that is awesome. I'm not sure why you posted it in the fail thread though. I wouldn't want to go in there! :p



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 535 on 7/20/2012 3:29 AM >
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This was visible only once you were inside, of course.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 536 on 7/22/2012 2:59 AM >
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Posted by The Bean
http://i.imgur.com/N4E0R.jpg
This was visible only once you were inside, of course.



They should have written it in hill billy.

i.e "we wheel shooooooooot ya'll in deah asse"

See how much better that is.



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 537 on 7/22/2012 3:13 AM >
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They should have written it in hill billy.

i.e "we wheel shooooooooot ya'll in deah asse"

See how much better that is.


I think they meant to say "We will shoot in your ass here."



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Re: Hilariously pathetic security measures
<Reply # 538 on 7/23/2012 3:09 PM >
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I guess its not pathetic, but certainly hilarious!










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<Reply # 539 on 7/23/2012 4:08 PM >
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Posted by KAPS
I guess its not pathetic, but certainly hilarious!





Well if that's the POE I'll just hit the scrapped and tagged state school down the road.



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