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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter


What kind of ass-fuckery is that?..


Illiterate.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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ASS-FUCKERY, looks like it's spelled WRITE to me.
Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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This thread officially turned 4 years old last month on the 19th. So much learning.
R'lyeh
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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This thread has been continuing...for years.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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All I found in the nearby field was a swatch of trampled grass, a faint smell of cigarettes and semen, and this.

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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so I literally read about 20 pages of this thread waiting for an answer on this barn of doom.... gave up and skipped to the end... anyone wanna give me a recap? I'm dying with anticipation... no one picked the locks? no one busted in? anything? lol i'm not even in this area and i wanna know so bad.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Ooooh, you were just getting there!

Go back and pick up where you left off! The answers are SO close at hand!
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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so I literally read about 20 pages of this thread waiting for an answer on this barn of doom.... gave up and skipped to the end... anyone wanna give me a recap? I'm dying with anticipation... no one picked the locks? no one busted in? anything? lol i'm not even in this area and i wanna know so bad.


To discover the secret of the barn, you'll need to read every single post.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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To discover the secret of the barn, you'll need to read every single post.


TWICE
Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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I like how this THREAD moves salient info from one post to another so that it seems like gobbledygook. STATS show there are more than 20 people masturbating on this thread at any given time. I am starting to feel guilty about how much money I have earned from the barn, and I am like 45 down on the list of high earners.

I know I am not supposed to talk about the disease research exposure aspect but.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by UnchartedSights


Why not both?


I think the reference to cousin/goat was that they are both your cousin and a goat at once.

The Barn © exists on a plane that makes this possible.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Jonno23

I think the reference to cousin/goat was that they are both your cousin and a goat at once.

The Barn © exists on a plane that makes this possible.


We like to call it Colorado.
R'lyeh
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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I hate to randomly quote myself, but to randomly quote myself "he who makes a barn of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." Also, I actually stole that quote from Obama.
R'lyeh
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It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter
This thread is ridiculous.



This thread is like the X-files, amusing at first with promise of revealed secrets--but then the climax is that there is no climax and secrets will never be revealed. Except in that one case someone actually made it into the barn, but we don't talk about that.

TL;DR The truth is out there, I want to believe.
https://www.youtub...atch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Someone made it in, and then was banned....

Coincidence? Maybe.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter


To discover the secret of the barn, you'll need to read every single post.


Lots of posts have been made here, but very little information about the purpose
of the barn has been revealed. I'm wondering exactly how hard it is to contact a
realtor or someone else who knows the property owner. At any rate, it beats just
dumb observations and speculation.

Regarding what you said about looking at every post, I think you've got a point.
It might be somewhat vague, but the good stuff may be seen quite easily if you
can read between the lines a bit. Think outside the box (barn?) and you may find
killer details.
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Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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^ worst post in entire thread.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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What do I win? I'd like a piece of wood from the barn if possible.
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