Posted by denvereen Gonna rip my nipples off and nail em to the barn. Gonna then go in the field DIRECTLY across the street, and scream till someone cums. Until they do, I am gonna undulate on the ground sometimes, and catch a whiff of how my hair smells like cigs. Also gonna wonder how they propose to bring Superman Man of Steele back after what happens in the end of that movie...and I am gonna ask the police if they have any penis pictures of whoever that actor was....as he wasn't my usual type, but I surely would be all sucky sucky if I found him in a barn du doom. Gonna turn up the homo-combobulator in the barn so if anyone else gets in, they turn into swishy stingers. Maybe all of you should cum to consider the Lord.
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I can't help but feeling, after reading this, that InsertNameHere has been running his mouth about what we actually found in the Barn.
After I SPECIFICALLY told him that we would NOT speak of it. >.>
I feel a little let down, I have to say. None of this was ever (EVAR) supposed to....come out.