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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Arps


Francis




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar(n).
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by denvereen
A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar(n).


I'm actually a reverend, not a priest.

Has anyone been back to this thing since he and I deflowered it?
Boulder, CO
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Fap fap fap fap fap



It did look like it caught on fire a few weeks ago, but it didn't. the massive pile of Trailer park homes behind it was, indeed caught on fire .
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Not so big on the sloppy seconds. More about being MUCH farther down the line. I'm the caboose wooo wooooooo!
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by junkyard
Not so big on the sloppy seconds. More about being MUCH farther down the line. I'm the caboose wooo wooooooo!


Isn't that worse? Being sloppy 432'nds?


It'd be damn near impossible for that barn to catch on fire if anything around it did. There's a good half mile of open ground surrounding it on all sides.

Which also makes the entry pretty effing obvious if anyone is paying attention.

The use of cloaks of invisibility or belly-crawling at night time are suggested means of approach.
berthoud,Colorado
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Therrin


Isn't that worse? Being sloppy 432'nds?


It'd be damn near impossible for that barn to catch on fire if anything around it did. There's a good half mile of open ground surrounding it on all sides.

Which also makes the entry pretty effing obvious if anyone is paying attention.

The use of cloaks of invisibility or belly-crawling at night time are suggested means of approach.


This way works too.....

Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Barn of doom
Barn of doom

came from California
to deflower ......yeah
the barn of doom

5 seconds:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=F58TWkiGtLs
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by denvereen
Barn of doom
Barn of doom

came from California
to deflower ......yeah
the barn of doom

5 seconds:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=F58TWkiGtLs


If you want to get really technical, I went from California to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa...THEN to Colorado, where I deflowered the Barn of Doom... then went back to California; over a period of about 5 months.

So it's really not like I went from Cali straight to the Barn, did the deflowering thing, finished up, got cleaned up, then drove back to California.
Boulder, CO
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Therrin


If you want to get really technical, I went from California to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa...THEN to Colorado, where I deflowered the Barn of Doom... then went back to California; over a period of about 5 months.

So it's really not like I went from Cali straight to the Barn, did the deflowering thing, finished up, got cleaned up, then drove back to California.


And never called the next morning.
berthoud,Colorado
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter


And never called the next morning.


The barn has required therapy to deal with it's abandonment issues....
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Boulder, CO
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by cavemonkey


The barn has required therapy to deal with it's abandonment issues....


I think you just won UER...
Boulder, CO
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter
I think you just won UER...


I would say "/thread", but ... I think I'd miss it too much.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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/thread
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by miirkat
/thread


I've been gone for the last two weeks, and *I* missed it. You know you're gonna check back. Don't lie


Posted by Snipe_Hunter


And never called the next morning.


You mean 3 days later. And I would have been happy to, but....no phone....
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Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by denvereen
Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.


Oh man, but there's a plane in there.... and that means... !!!!
Boulder, CO
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Therrin


Oh man, but there's a plane in there.... and that means... !!!!


Too late. It's already "Snakes in a Drain"
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Jensense


Too late. It's already "Snakes in a Drain"


..... snakes in a drain? or snakes in the SGBOD? Now I'm confused. (not hard to do)
Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory!
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by denvereen
Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.


That means that humans can get into the barn via a storm drain.
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