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UER Forum > US: Four Corners > Top secret government barn of doom (Viewed 302422 times)
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 560 on 4/18/2013 5:45 PM >
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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar(n).




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< Reply # 562 on 4/19/2013 12:56 AM >
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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar(n).


I'm actually a reverend, not a priest.

Has anyone been back to this thing since he and I deflowered it?




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< Reply # 563 on 4/19/2013 8:10 AM >
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It did look like it caught on fire a few weeks ago, but it didn't. the massive pile of Trailer park homes behind it was, indeed caught on fire .




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Not so big on the sloppy seconds. More about being MUCH farther down the line. I'm the caboose wooo wooooooo!




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Not so big on the sloppy seconds. More about being MUCH farther down the line. I'm the caboose wooo wooooooo!


Isn't that worse? Being sloppy 432'nds?


It'd be damn near impossible for that barn to catch on fire if anything around it did. There's a good half mile of open ground surrounding it on all sides.

Which also makes the entry pretty effing obvious if anyone is paying attention.

The use of cloaks of invisibility or belly-crawling at night time are suggested means of approach.




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Isn't that worse? Being sloppy 432'nds?


It'd be damn near impossible for that barn to catch on fire if anything around it did. There's a good half mile of open ground surrounding it on all sides.

Which also makes the entry pretty effing obvious if anyone is paying attention.

The use of cloaks of invisibility or belly-crawling at night time are suggested means of approach.


This way works too.....





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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Barn of doom
Barn of doom

came from California
to deflower ......yeah
the barn of doom

5 seconds:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=F58TWkiGtLs




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Barn of doom
Barn of doom

came from California
to deflower ......yeah
the barn of doom

5 seconds:
http://www.youtube...atch?v=F58TWkiGtLs


If you want to get really technical, I went from California to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa...THEN to Colorado, where I deflowered the Barn of Doom... then went back to California; over a period of about 5 months.

So it's really not like I went from Cali straight to the Barn, did the deflowering thing, finished up, got cleaned up, then drove back to California.




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If you want to get really technical, I went from California to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa, then to Minnesota, then to Iowa...THEN to Colorado, where I deflowered the Barn of Doom... then went back to California; over a period of about 5 months.

So it's really not like I went from Cali straight to the Barn, did the deflowering thing, finished up, got cleaned up, then drove back to California.


And never called the next morning.




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And never called the next morning.


The barn has required therapy to deal with it's abandonment issues....



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The barn has required therapy to deal with it's abandonment issues....


I think you just won UER...




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I think you just won UER...


I would say "/thread", but ... I think I'd miss it too much.




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And never called the next morning.


You mean 3 days later. And I would have been happy to, but....no phone....



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Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.




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Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.


Oh man, but there's a plane in there.... and that means... !!!!




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Oh man, but there's a plane in there.... and that means... !!!!


Too late. It's already "Snakes in a Drain"




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Too late. It's already "Snakes in a Drain"


..... snakes in a drain? or snakes in the SGBOD? Now I'm confused. (not hard to do)




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Warning. Snakes got in the barn via a storm drain.


That means that humans can get into the barn via a storm drain.




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