Boulder, CO
Female
Why YES! Yes I CAN make anything into a sexual innuendo.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Guys, I spoke to Therrin. He said he's real tired of people coming inside of him and just leaving.
Perverse and Often Baffling
Atlanta, GA
Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Snipe_Hunter
Guys, I spoke to Therrin. He said he's real tired of people coming inside of him and just leaving.


You will never post anything as funny and well crafted as this again. It was your peak. Welcome to your sunset years.
the pepper, MA
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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OMG I just seriously spent like 2 hours reading this thread from page 1 to this point, gotta love the combination of insomnia and boredom.... I hope this thread never ends.... I am very surprised and disappointed there has only been one documented infiltration of the TSGBOD in the more than 3 1/2 years this thread has been alive....
California
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Well I've always said I wanted to build a massive underground complexhouse and have an old shed with an elevator inside it as the entrance just sitting in the middle of the property. Looks like this guy beat me to it and used a barn instead.
R'lyeh
Male
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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There is nothing but madness inside of this barn.
Denver
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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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I have it on good auth or it tay that a child molester from Kansas is staying in the barn.
Houston, TX (Previously Dallas)
Male
I don't know, either.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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This barn needs all of us inside it. It is only right that March 19th be celebrated as Barnday, the birth of the legend. The mystery. The barn-on-barn action. Never forget!
Phoenix, Az, Sector zz9 Plural Z Alpha
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This space for rent
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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barn.
Area 51A
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INTRUDER ALERT! "I only came to dance." -Combichrist
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Johnny Mnemonic
This barn needs all of us inside it. It is only right that March 19th be celebrated as Barnday, the birth of the legend. The mystery. The barn-on-barn action. Never forget!


It would be great if we all had a get-together to explore the mysterious barn one of these days.
Boulder, CO
Female
Why YES! Yes I CAN make anything into a sexual innuendo.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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The most sacred of days.
Boulder, CO
Female
Why YES! Yes I CAN make anything into a sexual innuendo.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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The most sacred of days.
Denver
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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So sacred
Denver
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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So very sacred.
R'lyeh
Male
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Is it going to be BYOB? Bring your own barn?
R'lyeh
Male
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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What if it's a really lonely abandoned barn? We should build a bunch of abandoned barns to keep it company. No abandoned barn deserves to be alone.
El Paso, texas
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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4 years of thread
1 1/2 hours of my life
... well thank you UER for wasting tax payers money on me reading this glorious thread while deployed
R'lyeh
Male
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by Kretzschmar
4 years of thread
1 1/2 hours of my life
... well thank you UER for wasting tax payers money on me reading this glorious thread while deployed


I made a very clear warning like twenty pages ago that you should stop reading. Caveat Emptor yo. I think that's a germane saying in this situation. I don't know. You did this to yourself.
Orlando, FL
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Holy cow. I didn't read this whole thread, but since the Florida Door is no more, I think we now have the COLORADO BARN.

Also, this thread was born on my birthday. I'm connected somehow...
El Paso, texas
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by miirkat


I made a very clear warning like twenty pages ago that you should stop reading. Caveat Emptor yo. I think that's a germane saying in this situation. I don't know. You did this to yourself.


indeed i did but my employers needed to make sure the true meaning of the barn hasn't been found out
Denver
Male
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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HOLY SHIT: THE BARN HAS BEEN DEMOLISHED.

Luckily they have replaced it with an exact duplicate that is 1 inch larger on 3 of the sides. There is also a new soda can on the property.
Feel free to keep exploring there, unless you are "one of those people."
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