TurboZutek
     
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
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<Reply # 160 on 4/29/2008 3:10 PM >
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p.s.: to the poster that brought up the phallic point (pardon the pun) - are there any weapons in existence that aren't inherently phallic?
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A fleshlight?
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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micro
 
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 161 on 4/29/2008 3:15 PM >
| | | | A vagina dentata.
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micro
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 162 on 4/29/2008 3:15 PM >
| | | | Unless it's a mangina dentata, of course.
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
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<Reply # 163 on 4/29/2008 3:17 PM >
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A vagina dentata.
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Oh shit! I guess I have been lying. I am exploring with a weapon.
Que pasa, baby? |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
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<Reply # 164 on 4/29/2008 3:18 PM >
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Oh shit! I guess I have been lying. I am exploring with a weapon.
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I notice your not flossing properly, either!
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
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<Reply # 165 on 4/29/2008 3:19 PM >
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I notice your not flossing properly, either!
Chris...
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I am not big on hygiene, but that only makes me a more powerful weapon.
Que pasa, baby? |
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micro
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 166 on 4/29/2008 4:25 PM >
| | | | It's true. Two words: killer breath.
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Air
Location: Canada
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<Reply # 167 on 4/29/2008 7:24 PM >
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First, thank you AIR33 for making a mature, reasonable post.
I do agree that A cop would ask questions, BUT it's not illegal to carry in Ontario.
I have former Military training, which is where I got the baton in the first place, as well as 2 years Law and Security. So I am trained in it's use.
I am not saying at this point in time I should be carrying it. Because I am not in a security job, but I do value my life and my possessions, and will fight to keep them if necessary.
I also have my CFSC and CRFSC (Canadian Firearms Safety Course) and (Canadian Restricted Firearm Safety Course) which was necessary in order to get my PAL (Possesion and acquisition Licence) which is the the replacement for the FAC.
But I don't carry a sidearm when I go out on a UE. I really can't understand why there have been so many immature, DICK replies to my posts. I am all about self defence. It's not like I am freakin RAMBO.
I am the last person that would USE a weapon on someone without cause, and I am also the last person that would have a weapon taken from them. Any of the loud mouths that have replied in such a rude fashion are more than willing to try and disarm me.
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I didn't say you couldn't carry it, but some asshole cop with nothing to do can make life very unpleasant for you fast. As for self defense, I'm no ninja, but the one thing I learned working security was how defuse nasty situations fast and resorting to things like batons later. Its likely that the worst you'd ever have to deal with is some drunk or stoner, which I have infact dealt with, and you know what the pliers in the multi tool I just happened to have with me worked very well into his ribs.
But that's another thread. I'm also suprised more women aren't as paranoid as the guys on this thread. I mean really, who gets hasted more day in and day out big guys, or women?
PS: I still think octane is laughing his ass off at this thread.
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
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<Reply # 168 on 4/29/2008 7:31 PM >
| | | | Posted by MHInc
First, thank you AIR33 for making a mature, reasonable post.
I do agree that A cop would ask questions, BUT it's not illegal to carry in Ontario.
I have former Military training, which is where I got the baton in the first place, as well as 2 years Law and Security. So I am trained in it's use.
I am not saying at this point in time I should be carrying it. Because I am not in a security job, but I do value my life and my possessions, and will fight to keep them if necessary.
I also have my CFSC and CRFSC (Canadian Firearms Safety Course) and (Canadian Restricted Firearm Safety Course) which was necessary in order to get my PAL (Possesion and acquisition Licence) which is the the replacement for the FAC.
But I don't carry a sidearm when I go out on a UE. I really can't understand why there have been so many immature, DICK replies to my posts. I am all about self defence. It's not like I am freakin RAMBO.
I am the last person that would USE a weapon on someone without cause, and I am also the last person that would have a weapon taken from them. Any of the loud mouths that have replied in such a rude fashion are more than willing to try and disarm me.
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You sound strong and tough. You must be a real fighting machine. Did you also have to register your hands?
Que pasa, baby? |
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Alias
Location: UK
Gender: Male
www.nicholas-ada ms.co.uk
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<Reply # 169 on 4/29/2008 7:40 PM >
| | | | man talking about fighting on the internet is the coolest thing ever. WTF is this a myspace forum?
www.nicholas-adams.co.uk |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
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<Reply # 170 on 4/29/2008 8:33 PM >
| | | | Posted by Alias
man talking about fighting on the internet is the coolest thing ever. WTF is this a myspace forum?
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I would totally round-house kick you for that remark, if you were here. But your not, so I'll talk big on the web instead.
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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MHInc
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 171 on 4/29/2008 8:49 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
You sound strong and tough. You must be a real fighting machine. Did you also have to register your hands?
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Umm what exactly did I say that makes you refer to me as coming off as a tough guy?
Maybe you should RE READ my post before you start spouting off that uneducated mouth of yours.
MH Inc. Photography Canada
http://www.mhinccanada.com
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
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<Reply # 172 on 4/29/2008 8:54 PM >
| | | | Posted by MHInc
Umm what exactly did I say that makes you refer to me as coming off as a tough guy?
Maybe you should RE READ my post before you start spouting off that uneducated mouth of yours.
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this is just one example of you coming off as a tough guy...
Posted by MHInc
I am also the last person that would have a weapon taken from them. Any of the loud mouths that have replied in such a rude fashion are more than willing to try and disarm me.
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this is just one example of you coming off as an asshole...
Posted by MHInc
Maybe you should RE READ my post before you start spouting off that uneducated mouth of yours.
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Que pasa, baby? |
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Air
Location: Canada
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<Reply # 173 on 4/29/2008 9:15 PM >
| | | | Posted by Alias
man talking about fighting on the internet is the coolest thing ever. WTF is this a myspace forum?
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Myspace is the SHIT!
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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oCtAnE
Location: TORONTO, CANADA
Gender: Male
EXPLORER AT LARGE
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<Reply # 174 on 4/29/2008 9:19 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
You sound strong and tough. You must be a real fighting machine. Did you also have to register your hands?
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Witness the REAL fighting machine: CTUEN! (Cassette Throwing Urban Exploration Ninja!)
-Octane
FUELED BY OCTANE. |
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MHInc
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 175 on 4/29/2008 9:39 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
this is just one example of you coming off as a tough guy...
this is just one example of you coming off as an asshole...
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Right...
And that is only after others come after me FIRST, remember that!
How about you read back to my original post, and the MORONS that replied with their rude, smart ass comments.
Once again another thread has turned into a play ground for those that shouldn't have posted because what they had to say was nothing more than SCAT.
MH Inc. Photography Canada
http://www.mhinccanada.com
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don_corleyone
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
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<Reply # 176 on 4/29/2008 10:24 PM >
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leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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manitou
Location: Mississauga/Toronto/Waterloo
Gender: Male
I was born with an inherent knowledge of every abandonment in the world!
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<Reply # 177 on 4/29/2008 10:37 PM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
this is just one example of you coming off as an asshole...
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pwned?
www.dkphotogroup.com
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Explorer Zero
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<Reply # 178 on 4/29/2008 10:53 PM >
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Wtf is a mission?
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thats too easy bro:
Posted by micro
And could one of the mods make this private? The last thing we need are cops or the media taking a quick look at this site and seeing a thread entitled "Urban Exploration and Weapons." Octane's retarded posts don't exactly help much either.
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I've long held that the burglary, stealing/preserving artifacts threads, call them ethics debates if you must, are just as damaging as the "which flashlight should I buy to kill homeless people" or the "do u carry weaponz omg" threads
huh, mission.. this is an awesome thread
carry on!
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 179 on 4/29/2008 11:46 PM >
| | | | If anyone fucks with me, I got something for em
I LOVE THIS THREAD SO MUCH
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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