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UER Forum > Archived UE Main > Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining. (Viewed 18832 times)
monster 


Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN
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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 160 on 5/23/2007 1:39 AM >
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I was being sarcastic, but you probally know that already

paragonUE 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 161 on 5/23/2007 2:33 AM >
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ya ever notice the sheer amount of dome cameras in wal-mart, it makes me all paranoid when i go to pick up film.
[last edit 5/23/2007 2:34 AM by paragonUE - edited 1 times]

little known fact, if you shake the sprinkles at the bottom of a doughnut bag while exploring, youll actually be cought by cops faster
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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 162 on 5/23/2007 2:48 AM >
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I once took a picture of one of the dome cameras in Walmart and about 5 min later security asked me to leave...did they thing I was "casing the joint"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 163 on 5/23/2007 2:07 PM >
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me: "what is that smell?"
friend: "oh its just a dead dog."
me: "isnt the only way in from the roof?"
friend: "yep. wait, huh..."

-Zvati-
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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 164 on 5/23/2007 2:10 PM >
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after falling through a floor and pointing at your own leg:
me: "does that look like a bone to you?"
friend: "nah"
I try and stand on it and hear a cracking sound
friend: "now THAT looks like a bone"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 165 on 5/23/2007 2:16 PM >
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walking into a house thinking it was abandoned only to find a family of rednecks that would give the movie "Deliverence" a run for their money. "can we help you?"

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hunter36 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 166 on 5/23/2007 3:10 PM >
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Posted by paragonUE
ya ever notice the sheer amount of dome cameras in wal-mart, it makes me all paranoid when i go to pick up film.


It is a fact that 3/4 of the camera domes in wal-marts are fakes to scare you off the only ones that are real are the small one.

That isn’t just a chill down your spine, yes be paranoid.
monster 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 167 on 5/23/2007 5:43 PM >
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"lets UE the security guard!!"

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 168 on 5/23/2007 10:01 PM >
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Posted by hunter36


It is a fact that 3/4 of the camera domes in wal-marts are fakes to scare you off the only ones that are real are the small one.


Proof?

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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 169 on 5/23/2007 10:55 PM >
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Walking up to an old radar site in the middle of nowhere

Me: How many shells are in a box for 12gauge, 12 isn't it, 3x4 in the box?
Friend: Yeah about that. Why?
Me: 'Cause someone fired about 5 BOXES of shells here recently, I don't think they were here yesterday.

We eventually found another 50 new shells on the walk up to the radar building.
Once inside my friend goes to a stairwell at the back of the room and climbs a ladder at the top of the stairs, I go back outside to get a drink.

Friend: *screaming, starts getting louder* (I can't see him inside the building)
Me: What is it?!
friend: *screaming gets quieter than stops abruptly*
Me: F**k, what the hell is going on!?!
Friend: *screaming starts again and gets closer as he runs to the exit*
Me: Do we kill it, do we kill it?!
friend: *stops and bends over panting* the ladder was coming away from the wall, than I nearly fell into the garage bay.

I had, in the meantime, nearly shit my self when he came running out and was about to attack whoever or what ever came after him.

"Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains save both." - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel
hunter36 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 170 on 5/23/2007 11:39 PM >
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Wow i remember that so freaking well you think you almost shit yourself i almost f@#$ing Died that freaked the shit out of ME!

That isn’t just a chill down your spine, yes be paranoid.
Bfagan 


Location: Glasgow


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 171 on 5/24/2007 12:17 AM >
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Posted by -MisfitStyle-


Proof?


Actually, that's true. I worked at a Walmart for a year and found out that out, surprised there isn't more.

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful".; - Anton LaVey

"Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I can dance the goodtime dance; and put the on-lookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.."
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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 172 on 5/24/2007 12:20 AM >
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" did you just grab my ass?"
"yes, yes i did."

out and under the town
Bfagan 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 173 on 5/24/2007 3:55 AM >
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Posted by Bones
" did you just grab my ass?"
"yes, yes i did."


THAT...depends.

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful".; - Anton LaVey

"Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I can dance the goodtime dance; and put the on-lookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.."
propaganda 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 174 on 5/24/2007 2:32 PM >
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Posted by hunter36


It is a fact that 3/4 of the camera domes in wal-marts are fakes to scare you off the only ones that are real are the small one.


regardless, if you get caught shoplifting at walmart they WILL prosecute you to the fullest extenet of the law. they will make you their bitch. wal mart isnt nice.

A.C.A.B.
Aye.Eye 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 175 on 5/24/2007 5:17 PM >
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"Hey! I finally remember where I last saw this place!

Wasn't it on that 'America's Most Horrendous Crimes' show?"



Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain, You would not understand, This is not how I am... I have become, Comfortably Numb...
lich king 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 176 on 5/24/2007 7:03 PM >
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"Wha...what is that gunk on your arm? Is it...is it, like, old pudding?"

Blackbird 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 177 on 5/24/2007 10:25 PM >
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Walking up to an abandoned warehouse on an out-of-the-way road that the old owners of have taken an interest in after an attempted theft on the property. I stand outside at the top of the driveway and my friend is inside an apartment section. I can see over the top of the hill from where I am without being seen so i take cover and can only se the top 10 feet of the long driveway.

*Loud rattling as a big truck hits the gravel and a plume of exhaust rises above the driveway*
Me: *screaming into radio as I run like Hell* Aw shit, leg it, leg it! Get the Hell out, there's a F***ING TRUCK coming up the driveway. Just run!*I have now reached safety and have found cover in the bushes.*
friend: Shit I'm screwed I can't get... what truck? There's nothing here you idiot!

It turns out to have been a semi hitting the gravel on the side of the road.
He walks down to where I am and administers a swift kick to my shin and we get back to work. But I have since lost my mojo and beg to leave after I hear a coyote about 10 or 20 yards ahead of us.
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Bones 


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 178 on 5/24/2007 10:38 PM >
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Posted by Bfagan


THAT...depends.


I mostly go exploring with other guys.......

out and under the town
Bfagan 


Location: Glasgow


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Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 179 on 5/24/2007 10:55 PM >
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Posted by Bones


I mostly go exploring with other guys.......


oohh..sorry I said anything. *gag*

"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful".; - Anton LaVey

"Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I can dance the goodtime dance; and put the on-lookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.."
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