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 Furious D
     
Location: Northern Ontario
Gender: Male
The Night Time is the Right Time
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<Reply # 120 on 5/13/2007 8:41 PM >
|  | | | "what was that?!?" ~every 30 seconds from your friend who tagged along.
"Man, I gotta take a shit."
"I heard this place was haunted."
"um guys we shouldn't, it says 'no tresspassing" ~from a whimp.
"This would be a sweet place to paint-ball!"
"I'm afraid of heights/spiders/small spaces, etc."
"Does the owner know you're here?" ~from Mr. Neighbourhood watch.
"The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Fame is a by-product of doing something else. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit."
-Banksy
The work of FuriousD: https://www.flickr...photos/opdendries/ |
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WhiteCollarBoy
Location: Chicago, Il
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 121 on 5/13/2007 9:20 PM >
| | | | Posted by nohbdyshome
after being found by the police
"son, im gonna need the flash card out of your camera"
good thing when i saw the car pull up i popped a 64meg and shots of only the outside of the building into the camera
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You do realize that's an illegal confiscation...
"It would be nice if I could blink (like Jeannie) and make some of you be afflicted with legs that are like pogo sticks, yes, pogo sticks, for the rest of your lives, and all of the ink shall run from your proud tattoos until it reforms on your foreheads only to spell out, "I am a demanding Bitch, everything should be my way." - JT Colfax |
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Ranar
Location: norcal
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 122 on 5/14/2007 4:13 PM >
| | | | workers-"hey what was that?"
me and friends:whispering:-"oh shit..."
"Wait do they have dogs?" :pause: "Dude, what if they do????"
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startedsmoking
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 123 on 5/14/2007 8:34 PM >
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"I wore sandals, is that okay?'"
<halfway home> "hey has anyone seen my wallet"
"take nothing but pictures, leaving nothing but footprints...unless it would be really fun" |
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paragonUE
Location: upstate new york
Gender: Male
"I hope you have hobo stab insurance"
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<Reply # 124 on 5/15/2007 1:00 AM >
| | | | "I thought you brought extra batteries"
"It think i can jump it.......CRASH"
"STOP FLUFFING THE ASBESTOS BAGS"
"Im stuck"
little known fact, if you shake the sprinkles at the bottom of a doughnut bag while exploring, youll actually be cought by cops faster |
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Bones
Location: st.paul, minnesota
Gender: Male
| | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 125 on 5/15/2007 1:45 AM >
| | | | "i just stepped on a fish."
out and under the town |
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poetictightfist
Location: Warwick RI
| | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 126 on 5/15/2007 2:31 AM >
| | | | Posted by startedsmoking
"I wore sandals, is that okay?'"
<halfway home> "hey has anyone seen my wallet"
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I have worn sandles on some of the less industrial explorations I have done
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Bfagan
Location: Glasgow
UE as Canon sees it.
| | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 127 on 5/15/2007 1:48 PM >
| | | | "Shit, I just dropped my camera down the stairs!"
"Hey, look. Is that camera up there still working?"
"Who shut that door just now?"
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful".; - Anton LaVey
"Please allow me to adjust my pants, so that I can dance the goodtime dance; and put the on-lookers and innocent bystanders into a trance.." |
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HellzBlaze
 
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
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<Reply # 128 on 5/15/2007 2:35 PM >
| | | | those are great...
"What happened to all the night noises?"
"Hey... is it just me or is it deathly silent in here?"
"Dude... there is a car with it's headlights pointed up at the house. I think that it is time to go." "Yep... let's go"
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Debi
Location: Worcester County, MA
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 129 on 5/15/2007 3:42 PM >
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"Oh, shit . . . . this ain't good" as quoted by my friend as we exited the opposite end of a long ass factory we explored; right onto a fire escape that faced the satellite office of the town's police department. Followed by . . . . "too late, they saw us" by yours truly.
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Ranar
Location: norcal
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 130 on 5/16/2007 11:47 PM >
| | | | Posted by paragonUE
"Im stuck"
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OR even better.
Nor Cal Nomad"Dude I'm f*cking stuck"
:middle of the stack bricks start to slide of the stack:
Me"Dude stop moving were are going to get freaking killed if this stack falls"
Nor Cal Nomad"OH SH*T dude hold these brick near my ass they are about to fall"
Me"Wow this would look really gay anywhere else"
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Sugar&Spice
Location: St. Louis, MO
Gender: Female
Team Asbestos
| | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 131 on 5/17/2007 8:22 AM >
| | | | i think my favorite has been:
*sound of a pressurized pipe exploding in a small room*
"GET OUT. EVERYONE, GET OUT NOW. GOOOO!"
"... It's a well documented fact that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Who would risk getting mud on that?" |
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Eagle_Crow
Location: Anywhere I wanna be
Gender: Female
| | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 132 on 5/17/2007 2:14 PM >
| | | | "Um.....I can't find my car keys"
-after leaving a very messy and poop-filled house.
"I was driving along and saw your work van pulled over....but you weren't around anywhere......."
-from my boss
"That one looks kinda dangerous, let's just find another...."
-from my boss after her conversion 
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 133 on 5/17/2007 6:13 PM >
| | | | my friend never shuts up about treedogs. that and church bells and weird ass music played the whole time we were at this place in the middle of nowhere. It stopped right after we both cleared the fence on the way out.
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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startedsmoking
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Gender: Male
| | | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 134 on 5/17/2007 7:46 PM >
| | | | "soo0, you guys have hobo stab insurance right?"
[last edit 5/17/2007 8:01 PM by startedsmoking - edited 1 times]
"take nothing but pictures, leaving nothing but footprints...unless it would be really fun" |
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true_infinity
Location: Rockford, IL.
Gender: Male
Jerk of the Year
| |  | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 135 on 5/17/2007 8:21 PM >
| | | | via motorola frs radios, in a large RCP factory:
(bud1 and bud2 are on the roof, i'm inside setting up tripod and such.)
bud1: "Real funny bro"
bud2: "Yeah, hardee-fucking-har, you better come back, it's fucking cold up here"
me: "What the hell are you talking about?"
bud2: "We're up on the roof, you're not fooling anyone."
me: "Lemme get a couple shots here and finish my smoke, then i'm comin up"
about 15 minutes later, I come out onto the roof, and both bud1 and bud2 turn to face me, and they look like they just shit thier pants...
me: "Just me, guys."
bud1: "We just watched you drive down the street and turn left on chestnut..."
i then proceed to walk to the edge of the roof that faces the alley where i parked my "beater with a heater"...
me: "what the hell???"
...and then it washes over me in a massive wave of anger...
good thing i only paid $200 for it...lessened the blow a little.
~b
Leo1: You cant just wander around Gary going into old buildings! Theres plenty of crackheads that will bust you in the mouth for that camera, then run a train your ladyfriends.
Me: I like Gary, I think its nice, aside from the lack of eats on a Sunday afternoon.
Leo2: Yeah, its really nice...until we find three dead strangers in an...abandoned...thing. |
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HellzBlaze
Location: New Brunswick, Canada
Gender: Female
Inventory management is now My Plaything
| | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 136 on 5/17/2007 8:32 PM >
| | | | dude... your ride got stolen while exploring?! that sucks
The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music. |
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Urgon
Location: Lublin, Polish Republic of Ducks...
Gender: Male
Te audire no possum, musa sapientum fixa est in aure...
| | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 137 on 5/17/2007 9:56 PM >
| | | | AVE...
That reminds me my 2 true almost UER accidents, which happened, when I was about 14.
1. Manhole jumpin'
I was walking around some suburban neighborhood. I stepped on huge telephone company's concrete, rectangle manhole cover, when it suddenly disappeared. In one second I found myself hanging on my arms in concrete hole, while 2 meters below me were some cables mounted on the rusty supports with VERY SHARP EDGES. And my knee had direct contact with wall, when I was falling down. I shouted something like this:
"Noz kurwa mac! Ja pierdole, moje kolano!"***
Which means:
"Oh, fuck*! Fuck**, my knee!"
Fortunately, I got out. I managed to return to my home with bleeding knee and repeating that quote.
2. Swearing pipe.
My older brother likes to make me stupid jokes. Once, when I was 13, he asked me to get inside of sewer pipe piece, which was ready to install. It looked like 1m concrete cylinder with cover. In the cover was hole with smaller, metal manhole cover pushed aside. And, not counting small holes for crane chains, it was only hole. My brother asked me to get inside, he used "the chicken" tactic to get me inside. When I got in, he pushed cover over the hole and told me that, he won't let me out. I was pissed off, so I began tel outside world what I think about myu brother, concrete pipes, and everything else. Then some people were passing by. My brother managed to hide in other piece of sewer pipe. My swearing concerto grabbed their attention. I told them, with lots of swearing, what I'm doing in that fucking pipe. They removed the cover and got me out. I went to home leaving my brother behind.
* - It's indirect translation, in polish language instead of "fuck" we have "kurwa (mac)" which means "whore", but it's stronger. "Mac" is old, traditional expression for "mother"
** - Again, indirect translation. I said "I'm fucking, my knee!"
*** - Written with some spelling errors, because forum don't accept polish special letters, like 'z' with dot, 'e' with coma and 'c' with apostrophe.
[last edit 5/17/2007 10:01 PM by Urgon - edited 2 times]
Living in Poland is like searching for a key in a pool full of used syringes.
You never know, what you get... |
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QuePaso
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 138 on 5/17/2007 9:59 PM >
| | | | "Jeez, look at the size of that snake! Think its poisonous?"
Girl explorers rule! |
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true_infinity
Location: Rockford, IL.
Gender: Male
Jerk of the Year
| | | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 139 on 5/17/2007 10:07 PM >
| | | | Posted by HellzBlaze
that sucks
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As does walking more than a mile home in 10+ inches of snow!
The only thing that worked right in that damn car was the heater, hahaha!
~b
Leo1: You cant just wander around Gary going into old buildings! Theres plenty of crackheads that will bust you in the mouth for that camera, then run a train your ladyfriends.
Me: I like Gary, I think its nice, aside from the lack of eats on a Sunday afternoon.
Leo2: Yeah, its really nice...until we find three dead strangers in an...abandoned...thing. |
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