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 Larkinstales
  
Location: Marion Ohio
Gender: Male
To our wives and lovers - may they never meet!
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<Reply # 280 on 9/9/2007 1:13 PM >
|  | | | Who your friend?
May the road rise up to meet you,
May the wind be ever at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face, The rain fall soft upon your fields, And until we meet again, May God hold you in the hollow of his hand |
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Lord Awesome
 
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 282 on 10/27/2007 6:36 PM >
| | | | do you need to get a tetanus shot?
uhhh why?
you have a nail through your foot
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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Ranar
Location: norcal
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 283 on 10/29/2007 5:38 AM >
| | | | I just pooped my pants
ROFL
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Autobot_Octane
 
Location: American Fork
Gender: Male
Autobot Pimp
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<Reply # 284 on 10/30/2007 6:07 PM >
| | | | the sound of a gun cocking followed by " i think the spider just caught himself a couple of flies"
your car not starting after being chased by some ravenous mutant Cujo-like sewer dog
the building you were exploring collapsing behind you and then suddenly noticing the cops to your right
you got purty mouth......
He who says, "Impossible", didn't do it right. |
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Orofein
Location: Ia
Gender: Male
We were never in this together.
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<Reply # 285 on 10/31/2007 1:16 AM >
| | | | "Hm. Guys, I seem to have mis-placed my car keys."
"Wouldn't that be HILARIOUS if that noise that sounded like rushing water WAS ACTUALLY rushing water?"
50 stars to blind your eyes, 13 stripes to hypnotize
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EX9
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 286 on 10/31/2007 5:15 AM >
| | | | Real life recent quotes:
"Thats a cop waiting out front..we gotta find a different way"
"Where the hell are those shotgun blasts coming from?!"
"Did you hear that signal whistle?"
"I don't remember this water being so deep one our way in.."
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musket boy
Location: Maui
Gender: Male
It smells like your grandpa and your feet stick to the floor
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<Reply # 287 on 10/31/2007 5:24 AM >
| | | | shit babe the rubber broke
uering |
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yellow_wallpaper
Location: Victoria, Canada
If you're not dirty, you're not doing it right.
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<Reply # 288 on 10/31/2007 6:34 AM >
| | | | "whoops... there goes the flashlight batteries." (Happened a few weeks ago. Not fun. I hate the dark.)
"I thought you said MY left?"
"...let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." - Dumbledore |
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Radical Dreamer
Location: Southern Indiana
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<Reply # 289 on 11/1/2007 4:02 AM >
| | | | The clang of a one way door closing behind you. What would you do if this happened and there wasn't a way out? The second time it happened to me it was one of those metal security doors, and we had to pry a window to get out.
"Don't close this door."
*CLANG*
"What?"
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 290 on 11/1/2007 3:20 PM >
| | | | My friend kind of freaked out when after climbing through the venting and chimney for the boiler of a hydraulic factory i started shouting back to him that i wasn't sure i could get out of the boiler because the doors were closed tight and the drop down was pretty considerable.
I was just fuckin with him though luckily the boiler doors were open cause i WOULD have been fucked had they not been...don't really wanna think about it ^^;
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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startedsmoking
Location: Edinburgh, UK
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 291 on 11/4/2007 9:46 PM >
| | | | "I think we're lost"
"Yup"
"take nothing but pictures, leaving nothing but footprints...unless it would be really fun" |
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atomx
Location: Brighton, ON
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 292 on 11/10/2007 5:33 PM >
| | | | "I'm gunna gut you like a fish!"
"Mmmmm, you look tasty."
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Richard Cook |
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Atomic-Lard
Location: Twin Cities
Gender: Male
Not your typical junkie.
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<Reply # 293 on 11/10/2007 5:51 PM >
| | | | "ST. PAUL POLICE!"
"your songs give the saints diarrhea." -1eye
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Samurai
 
Vehicular Lord Rick
Location: northeastern New York
No matter where you go, there you are...
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<Reply # 294 on 11/11/2007 3:55 PM >
| | | | 'I left the car RIGHT HERE! RIGHT FUCKING HERE!!!!'
welcome to shoe leather express.
Samurai
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systemx29
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Location: Long Island/Buffalo
Gender: Male
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense.
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<Reply # 295 on 11/11/2007 5:52 PM >
| | | | Posted by Alias
"hi my name is panik"
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ROFL.
"Patient delusional-Is inventing space ships for a scientist." |
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Scarecrow
Location: Philadelphia
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 296 on 11/11/2007 7:05 PM >
| | | | a group of kids we ran into at a state school...
"yeah we just got caught 10 minutes ago by a white security tru...oh shit here he comes again!"
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Urgon
Location: Lublin, Polish Republic of Ducks...
Gender: Male
Te audire no possum, musa sapientum fixa est in aure...
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<Reply # 297 on 11/12/2007 10:38 PM >
| | | | AVE...
After running into big group of odd people:
"Welcome to Horsewhip Fetish Lovers Annual meeting. Please join us. We are now doing basic whip training."
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!" or "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, FIRE!"...
Living in Poland is like searching for a key in a pool full of used syringes.
You never know, what you get... |
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Blackbird
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 298 on 11/12/2007 10:47 PM >
| | | | Coming across a bunch creepy looking bastards in black cutting the throat on a [insert sacrificial animal] in a circle of candles.
"Sweat saves blood, blood saves lives, and brains save both." - Field Marshal Erwin Rommel |
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Mr.Coffee
Location: Coming to a theatre near you!
Gender: Male
Everyone agrees, I'm Rad.
| | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 299 on 1/19/2008 7:33 AM >
| | | | "well, Blackhawk said..."
Coming To a Theatre Near You!
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