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 HIM193
Location: Bumblefuck, PA
Gender: Male
"I like turtles"
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<Reply # 260 on 8/13/2007 6:10 AM >
|  | | | Hiding in a blown out bus while security sits 5 feet away:
"Hey, i wonder if the horn still works?"
While on the roof of a 90 foot tall building with one exit:
"Wait, does that car have flashing lights?...GET DOWN!"
While friends are checking out security:
"Wasn't the signal to split if they came running towards us flashing their lights? ...OH SHIT, RUN!"
[last edit 8/13/2007 6:16 AM by HIM193 - edited 3 times]
Monolith |
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HIM193
Location: Bumblefuck, PA
Gender: Male
"I like turtles"
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<Reply # 261 on 8/13/2007 6:38 AM >
| | | | Oh, one more:
Me: "Hey guys, we probably shouldn't be sitting here. We're really exposed"
Friend: "Ah don't worry man, no one can hear us"
30 seconds later...
Me: "GUYS, CAR CAR CAR!!!"
Monolith |
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NYMartian
  
Location: Rockland County
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 262 on 8/20/2007 12:59 AM >
| | | | "You didn't let that locked exit door close behind you, did you??"
"Shit, this place ain't abandoned, lets get the fuck out"
"Whats that cool looking building next door?". "Nothing to worry about, its just the OMH police station"
"Look at my new copy of WeirdNJ"
And this one didn't bug me so much as the n00b with me.
n00b "Whats that white stuff all over the place"
me (through my respirator) "Just asbestos, don't worry about it"
n00b "Don't I need a mask too then?"
me "Probably, but I don't have one. Oooh, lets take this side tunnel"
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Ranar
 
Location: norcal
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 263 on 8/20/2007 7:55 AM >
| | | | more something my friend didn't wan to hear.
him:"you think this will hold?"
me:"yeah I'm sure it will if you stay on the beams"
him: --walks 6 feet away from a beam-- "what about here?"
me:"SHIT IT'S WARPING DOWN,get out of there quick but don't run"
him: -in small voice- "oh f*ck, oh f*ck, oh f*ck"
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bluegrassishh
Location: western mass
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 264 on 8/26/2007 5:15 PM >
| | | | While scrambling to get out of a huge abandoned hospital, running from violent junkie squatters, we ran out a fire exit since we couldn't get back to our entry point without running into the crazy homeless guy. The door said "fire exit only - alarm will sound." We were less than a few feet away from my car, when suddenly four fire trucks and an ambulance pull up with their sirens on and lights flashing. They park right in front of the street next to the building (where my car was parked on the side of the road).
Come to find out, they were there for the house next to the hospital.
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paragonUE
Location: upstate new york
Gender: Male
"I hope you have hobo stab insurance"
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<Reply # 265 on 8/26/2007 6:51 PM >
| | | | ch ch ch ch ah ah ah ah
little known fact, if you shake the sprinkles at the bottom of a doughnut bag while exploring, youll actually be cought by cops faster |
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Alias
  
Location: UK
Gender: Male
www.nicholas-ada ms.co.uk
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<Reply # 266 on 8/26/2007 9:28 PM >
| | | | "hi my name is panik"
www.nicholas-adams.co.uk |
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NickSan
RIP
Location: Portland Or.
Gender: Male
UER newbie
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<Reply # 267 on 8/26/2007 11:30 PM >
| | | | Posted by Alias
"hi my name is panik"
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You win
http://www.darkviews.com/
http://www.myspace.com/nicksan62
“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.� |
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NickSan
RIP
Location: Portland Or.
Gender: Male
UER newbie
| | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 268 on 8/26/2007 11:32 PM >
| | | | Hey look who's here, its Bfagan!
http://www.darkviews.com/
http://www.myspace.com/nicksan62
“Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.� |
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Air
Location: Canada
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<Reply # 269 on 8/27/2007 1:45 AM >
| | | | Posted by NickSan
Hey look who's here, its Bfagan!
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Lord RICK
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 270 on 8/29/2007 1:09 AM >
| | | | Do you hear that buzzing?
no
seriously i think it's comming from in h-RUN SHIT RUN!!
So yeah I have not been stung by bees in a looooooong time...I guess I was over due
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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Crazyman
Location: somewhere in Missouri...
Gender: Male
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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<Reply # 271 on 9/7/2007 2:02 AM >
| | | | The sound of a vehicle pulling up to the building you're in-especially if you're in the middle of nowhere, by yourself!
To elaborate....
I found an old, one room church off the back roads of Warrensburg, MO, and decided to pull up and check it out. It was right off the road, so I had no place to hide my car, but the place was so isolated I thought I'd be in and out before anyone noticed. After wandering around inside for about 15 minutes, I hear the sound of a vehicle coming close to me. At first I didn't worry...until the sound, instead of passing by and fading, got closer. I looked out one of the windows on the side of the church my car was parked on and saw an old pickup truck pulling up next to my car! There was no doubt the guy saw me, the windows were at least 3ft wide and ran down to the floor, and running would have been dumb-not only did I not know the area too well, I couldn't get to my car anyways! So I walked out with my hands up(a bit dramatic to "city folks", but us country boys know old man + rusty pickup truck=shotgun 9 times out of 10!), and told the old guy and his wife I was just looking, I loved old buildings and ment no harm. Turns out the guy went to church there as a kid, and was keeping an eye on the place(I wish he would have told me more, but he wasn't the chatty type). He left me there after deciding I was indeed harmless, but I was so rattled I left shortly after!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam... |
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BUDSKi
Location: St Louis
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 272 on 9/7/2007 3:17 AM >
| | | | "anyone hear that frog? *snicker*"
"no, pulling the pin on bear mace doesnt set it of... i think"
[last edit 9/7/2007 3:18 AM by BUDSKi - edited 1 times]
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Soldat
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Gender: Male
The Mayor of Noobtown
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<Reply # 273 on 9/7/2007 3:41 AM >
| | | | "Any City Police! Dont move!"
After climbing a grappling hook up to a roof a 4 am.
"Yeah, there isnt a way in from up here, we gotta go."
After crawling down a small muddy tunnel behind your friend to get into a building.
"Um, this doesnt lead to the building like I thought after all"
*Both proceed to crawl 75 yards backwards through the mud*
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Caligula
Location: Long Island
Gender: Male
I'm a hipster who wrestled a bear,Once
| | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 274 on 9/7/2007 11:33 AM >
| | | | Posted by NYMartian
"Whats that cool looking building next door?". "Nothing to worry about, its just the OMH police station"
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That really IS nothing to worry about,Lol.
CONservative governMENt
http://www.flickr....s/actofdepression/
“Global warming kills more people than 9/11 every week.” www.myspace.com/ttwg |
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shellyl
Location: Lenoir NC
Gender: Female
I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things.
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<Reply # 275 on 9/7/2007 12:36 PM >
| | | | Not sure if she posted this but 14 pages is too many to look through.
"Shelly are you busy tonight? I need to get back into location X, wanna go?"
"Ya but I have to work what's up?"
"I am missing my work issued cell phone I think I dropped it in location X and we were there for hours!!!!!"
Long story short lucky lady finds it within inches of the entrance window. Now if that were me I would be explaining the bill from hell to my boss because I know I would not have found it before someone enjoyed the shit out of it first.
A mirage is not an optical illusion. It is a real phenomenon, and one can take photographs of it. The interpretation of the image, however, is up to the fantasy of the human mind.
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gr8fzy1
Location: Waterbury, CT
Gender: Male
Fewer and Fewer...
| |  | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 276 on 9/8/2007 4:16 PM >
| | | | From behind a door I just walked through:
.....Your not a cop, are yah?
I swear I jumped 3 feet in the air!
Softly creeping through
Empty hallways decades old,
glimpsing history. |
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propaganda
Location: Olympia
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 277 on 9/8/2007 4:28 PM >
| | | | footsteps in the room next to you. scared the hell out of me
A.C.A.B.
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NYMartian
Location: Rockland County
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 278 on 9/8/2007 6:58 PM >
| | | | "BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP" from your hazardous gas detector.
The sound of a locked door closing behind you
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
| | | | Re: Things you don't want to hear during/after exploring/draining.
<Reply # 279 on 9/9/2007 9:07 AM >
| | | | *pets thread* good thread...goooooood thread...ahem...i mean.....
myself saying-
"THIS is the slaughter house?!?!?....It's just an old barn.....I anticipated this for...what a week?.....fuck, oh well...neat old truck though.......ugh."
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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