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 Alias
   
Location: UK
Gender: Male
www.nicholas-ada ms.co.uk
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<Reply # 20 on 4/26/2007 8:38 AM >
|  | | | "so where are we now?" followed by "under MI5 building"
www.nicholas-adams.co.uk |
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SumoPope
Location: Cleveland
Gender: Male
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
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<Reply # 21 on 4/26/2007 12:53 PM >
| | | | ''Demolition in 10, 9, 8, 7, . . . . . . .''
''Hey, check out fat tony and that . . . . .OH MY GOD!''
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Jonsered
   
Location: Back in New Mexico where I belong
Gender: Male
Dressed for a scarecrow ball.........
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<Reply # 22 on 4/26/2007 3:00 PM >
| | | | Some good ones here folks! Great idea for a thread.
Shit, thats probably not good!
I think we came from the left tunnel, but it may have been the right. I probably shouldn't have smoked that second bowl.
How fast can really big dogs run?
Um, there's somebody coming, and I think he has a shotgun.
I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.
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solstice
Location: Charlotte, NC
Gender: Female
Just assume I have no idea what's going on.
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<Reply # 23 on 4/26/2007 3:15 PM >
| | | | "Nah, it's okay, they're cool, I swear."
"Wasn't that gate closed when we got here?"
"What does asbestos look like anyway?"
...and anyone's cell phone ringing loudly.
I <3 archaic industry. |
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 24 on 4/26/2007 3:28 PM >
| | | | *trying to open locked door*
"Wasn't this the door we came in? It's locked now."
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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micro
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 25 on 4/26/2007 3:30 PM >
| | | | "This place is awesome. I'm going to add it to the DB."
[last edit 4/26/2007 7:40 PM by micro - edited 1 times]
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secretdestroyers
Location: Baltimore
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 26 on 4/26/2007 3:51 PM >
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during: loud footsteps
just after:
cop: "what are you doing here... can i see some ID?"
F this I"m going exploring! |
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 27 on 4/26/2007 5:02 PM >
| | | | Hahahaha.
my friend with no respirator: What the f-
Me: Yeah that's about 100 50 gallon drums leaking chemi-
i just kinda shrugged and kept going. He ran out of there with the greatest look on his face. Kodac moment for sure, too bad I shoot with pentax.
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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verloren
Location: Valparaiso, IN
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 28 on 4/26/2007 5:28 PM >
| | | | Posted by Lord Awesome
Hahahaha.
my friend with no respirator: What the f-
Me: Yeah that's about 100 50 gallon drums leaking chemi-
i just kinda shrugged and kept going. He ran out of there with the greatest look on his face. Kodac moment for sure, too bad I shoot with pentax.
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That was NOT FUNNY.
"I have a problem with clicking a 'submit' button." - A wise old man. |
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Lord Awesome
Location: Valparaiso IN
Gender: Male
Arbiter
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<Reply # 29 on 4/26/2007 5:42 PM >
| | | | OHHHHH but it WAS
Hey yeah you, fat ass. Not interested. |
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Mr.Coffee
Location: Coming to a theatre near you!
Gender: Male
Everyone agrees, I'm Rad.
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<Reply # 30 on 4/26/2007 7:20 PM >
| | | | me: "what's that tank say"
FLB: "hydrogen fluor..."
Coming To a Theatre Near You!
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Glass
Location: Chicago
as one does
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<Reply # 31 on 4/26/2007 7:31 PM >
| | | | "Do you feel dizzy too?"
On the phone: "Yeah, we just got caught on the other side of the building. There are 3 security cars and a bunch of guards trying to find you."
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MutantMandias
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
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<Reply # 32 on 4/26/2007 7:33 PM >
| | | | "Brains! BRAINS!"
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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Worm Wirsbo
Back from the Dead
Location: Mill City
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<Reply # 33 on 4/26/2007 9:43 PM >
| | | | "My last boyfriend was better"
... oh wait were we talking about something else?
Your mom's a chatiere |
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micro
Gender: Male
Slowly I turned
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<Reply # 34 on 4/26/2007 9:49 PM >
| | | | "Are you a furry, too?"
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Emolite
Location: Philadelphia/Princeton
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 35 on 4/26/2007 10:38 PM >
| | | | Best one i've heard:
"What's that banging?"
"They're just resealing the building"
http://www.flickr....erlinbonfire/sets/ |
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monster
Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN
Gender: Female
I am the thing that goes bump in the night
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<Reply # 36 on 4/27/2007 12:20 AM >
| | | | (on the top floor of a 9 story building)
"what's that ticking sound?"
(looks inside a drawer)
"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! A FUCKING TIME BOMB"
(has 14 seconds left before it explodes)
"RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! DAMMIT RUN! RUN! RUN!b]
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Captain Obvious
Location: among the tank farms
Gender: Male
in ur xbox...there are midgets
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<Reply # 37 on 4/27/2007 1:03 AM >
| | | | --pop pop pop crunch Snap BANG BANG BANG-- as the 10-story staircase above your head detaches and begins to collapse in on itself.
Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.
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Air
Location: Canada
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<Reply # 38 on 4/27/2007 1:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by Yehoshua
"Shit, we have to go back, I lost my keys somewhere in there"
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...my lens cap is gone! FRRRRIIIIGGG
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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silvernail
Location: michigan
Gender: Male
MY DOG IN ALL HIS GLORY
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<Reply # 39 on 4/27/2007 2:08 AM >
| | | | a voice that came from nowhere saying "I'll be your friend to the end"
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