Posted by Mr. Crafty click to view Found this poor little guy this afternoon. I thought he was cut in half at first, then realized he got stuck climbing through a hole in a steel plate. Shitty way to go...

One of the most bazaar pics I have ever seen! Poor critter.

Posted by p8ntball370 Once again derailing the thread with a funny name. A teacher in my school is "Richard Harden"

Now this may seem like a stretch, but it's far from it. Back in the third grade, my little brother was in Kindergarten, my teacher's name was Mrs. Dick, my brother's teacher was Mrs. Semen (Spelled differently, but pronounced the same) Even my father had trouble believing it when the report cards came out.

For the funny portion:

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Found this exploring some alleys in Manchester. Secondly, for the grossest thing I've found, I was exploring a huge network of wine cellars, and in one was this pile of shattered mason jars, and one intact. Upon inspecting the jar, I found that it was full of blood, and silt.

Yummy.

Posted by dorian For the funny portion: click to view

Now that's funny.

Posted by inventor I remember watching a documentary years ago which interviewed a guy called Benjamin Dover. Apparently he was one of the UK's largest porn movie producers at the time. Chris

Now I'm sure it's true. Take a look at this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Dover

Chris

bag o' guns n' ammo

First off, sorry for only reading like the first 4 out of 18 pages on this thread. But I came across a dead body once. It was a squater that looked like Santa Claus stuffed. He was sitting on a smelly couch all slumped into himself. I remember walking into the place and my friend was all like "Oh god, WTF IS THAT PUTRID SMELL!!!?"; so I'm all like "heh, maybe it's a dead body..." as we walked on we saw it and he ran because he was about to puke. I just looked around some more. It was pretty nasty and there was a cat that was locked up with it.

We called the police about it and they didn't seem to care why we were there. The police and paramedics etc said that he had been dead for a little more than a day.

Other than that, there was the human sized spine Boffo referred to, and of course we've seen things ranging from dead beavers, dogs, cats, raccoons, rabbits, and a whole barnyard of other stupid creatures people should stop posting about.

Dudez, this one time I wuz at a place and tere wuz totally this dead bird and it totally looked like it had been there for like a day cause itz body wuz like, less puffy than normal!!!rof1maowaff1es!!!!111oneone

But in all seriousness, the most weird thing I have found was in an air vent. There was a blanket, a bottle of Jack Daniels, some yarn and some knitting stuff. From the trash around the blanket it looked like someone who enjoys alcohol and knitting had been sleeping there. Kind of weirded me out.

Another time there we happened upon two teenagers in an embarrassing position, less than fully clothed.

Rofl. Knitting and Jack Daniels!?

Posted by LiNUXG33K I was exploring an old abandoned house that was very spooky to begin with .... I entered one room that smelled really bad ... all the windows were smashed out and it was windy ... all of a sudden the door SLAMMED shut (the wind) ... as I spun around to see the slammed door I got a glimpse of the open closet behind the door ... and saw a human head hanging from the neck, by a chain. It scared the HELL out of me !!!! - after my heart started beating normal again, I took a closer look and realized although it sure looked human ... it was actually a mannequin's head on the chain.

I had a very similar thing happen to me. In my case, someone had taken a CPR doll and hung it by the neck over the top of a closet door, and closed the door. When I opened the closet door, the doll swung into my face, which scared me so bad that without even thinking about it, I started hitting the thing until I realized what it was. I scared me for a good amount of time, someone had put shoes and a wig on it.

Posted by brand new teeth I had a very similar thing happen to me. In my case, someone had taken a CPR doll and hung it by the neck over the top of a closet door, and closed the door. When I opened the closet door, the doll swung into my face, which scared me so bad that without even thinking about it, I started hitting the thing until I realized what it was. I scared me for a good amount of time, someone had put shoes and a wig on it.

OMG you just gave me a great idea for Christmas!



Er... I mean Halloween...


Muahahhahahaha...

A bucket of human feces, that was pretty nasty. SMelt that shit comin up the steps, Im just just glad it wasnt summer would of been even worse.

Posted by brand new teeth I had a very similar thing happen to me. In my case, someone had taken a CPR doll and hung it by the neck over the top of a closet door, and closed the door. When I opened the closet door, the doll swung into my face, which scared me so bad that without even thinking about it, I started hitting the thing until I realized what it was. I scared me for a good amount of time, someone had put shoes and a wig on it.

Posted by FoxTwoFoxTwo OMG you just gave me a great idea for Christmas! Er... I mean Halloween... Muahahhahahaha...

LOL! That reminds me of the full sized CPR doll that was posed at the WPH when I was working there. Head on the table and body laid out on the floor in a semi darkened room. Add one lone Security Guard with a vivid imagination who's a fan of the 'B' horror movies and the fun begins!

Yes, FoxTwoFoxTwo, that would be a nasty idea for Halloween. Muahahhahahaha!

Posted by Zack bag o' guns n' ammo

Zack, read about your gun discovery elsewhere; didn't realize you were talking holsters; I'd have walked out of that drain strapping that blackhawk cowboy style; Yahoo ya motha fuckas!

Dog.

Posted by rainman8889 LOL! That reminds me of the full sized CPR doll that was posed at the WPH when I was working there. Head on the table and body laid out on the floor in a semi darkened room. Add one lone Security Guard with a vivid imagination who's a fan of the 'B' horror movies and the fun begins!

This recently happened to Action Squad - dark abandoned hospital, at night.. your lone flashlight beam falls upon what appears to be the corpse of a woman, laying dead under a desk..

http://www.actions...tts/abbotts82.html

Come to find out she wasn't just a CPR dummy.. she was some sort of fully articulated doll for med students..

"This vintage nursing student training doll is lifesize, and features realistic eyes for practicing irrigation, as well as nasal and oral airways, a rubber lung, a fillable bladder, a urethera, upholstered pleather skin, an unspeakably creepy vagina complete with labia and clitoris, an anus, a trach-tube hole, and much, much more." (From the AS site)

Bleh.


TMiB

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vagina complete with labia and clitoris

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Posted by FoxTwoFoxTwo ...... ......

Sure it wasn't an early prototype of the Realdoll?

we found a big butt plug on the roof at Byberry..climbed up a ladder on the outside of an elevator shaft, and there it was at the top. ( no we didnt take it, use it or touch it)

Posted by PaExplorations we found a big butt plug on the roof at Byberry..climbed up a ladder on the outside of an elevator shaft, and there it was at the top. ( no we didnt take it, use it or touch it)

Yeah, that's one time the UE Ethics are definitely very easy to adhere to!