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Turd Furgusen
Location: Charleston, WV Gender: Male Total Likes: 351 likes
I think marijuana is just nature's way of saying high!
| | | | | Re: Disgusting things found (not work/lunch safe) < Reply # 129 on 9/21/2005 7:14 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | By a friend, in his words: "My ex Wife, a friend and I, went to this old frat house that had burned down months before, because he had told me there used to be a home arcade in the basement. I wanted to see if maybe the fire had missed some of the machines in there, so, late one night, the three of us crawled in and then slipped down through burn holes in the floor, to what was left of the basement. Everything was petty burned up, and we were as black as chimney sweeps. But, while rummaging around, climbing over and under beams and such, I stepped on something, and it sort of "gave way", and a hideous smell filled the room. I pushed aside another board, and in the dark, I could make out what I thought to be a Halloween dummy, a little burned up,....and then it hit me,...foul smell, body shaped, malleable,...Oh SHIT ! So we scrambled out of there, and when we got under a street light, I looked at my boot that had been standing right through the abdomen, and there was black gunk all over it, as well as pieces of corn and shite ! ...and a faint scent of very old, rotten wine. The next morning, we saw on the news that all our noise of running out of there had made someone call the cops, and they went in and found the body, and were bringing it out. It was so rotted, they couldn't really tell at first whether he was in there when the fire happened, or wound up there later. Like I said, just had to throw those boots away. BUT, thats why every time someone starts talking about gross things, I always toss out wino shite right off the bat."
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| Bobtheallmighty
Location: Somewhere over london, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like
gotta climb.
| | | Re: Disgusting things found (not work/lunch safe) < Reply # 139 on 1/18/2006 9:47 PM > | Reply with Quote
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| -bob " <Samurai> you know, we aren't as far removed from animals as we'd like to think... i still have bowel movements that border on mystical... i mean almost orgasmic" |
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