Maybe YOU enjoy being fisted by secret agents, but I couldn't stand it. I don't know what kind of deal you made with them, but after they let you go, they crawled up our asses with a microscope. All sorts of fucking questions. And the propaganda slides they showed us........ughhhh.
I'm not a fan of vandalism, but really! Someone kick one of those boards in and get in there! The suspense is killing me! I'm from the middle of know-where western Nebraska (in the country around Scottsbluff) and I have seen tons of old barns like that. EXCEPT, they were never so locked down. Never any point. Normal people don't put super high tech stuff in a barn because high tech stuff can get hot and burn it down and because no matter how hard you try, you can NEVER keep rodents out of a barn (even if they are doing a damn good job keeping the uer's out). Now, I have seen buildings back at home that were locked down pretty tight because the building was too decayed to be safe to go in and "those damn kids" won't stay out of there. That could be a reason why the barn is locked up. Could explain the flood lights, too. And the rods/antennas could be a farmer's cheap way of making a lightning rod. On the ranch you learn to utilize crap (duct tape, bailing twine, scrap metal, etc.) I honestly like the idea that it is some super cool underground government lab. But in all reality, it isn't. (Damn dreams!) So, I need some closure and I'm all the way over in Omaha. SOMEONE PLEASE FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS BARN!
I can't believe I just read four pages of this thread. I am now intrigued as to what is in there. I KNOW its not going to be anything. But i do love conspiracy theories and it would be so awesome if one of them was right. Make it happen my friends.
Posted by WEKurtz It's a time/space portal to here:
ding ding ding. you win! we just got back from 500 years in the future. it's pretty cool there. cars still don't fly, you just use giant sling-shots, everyone's morbidly obese but everyone also has eye modifications so everyone looks skinny, and justin beiber was later recognized as the second coming of christ and his ancestors have ruled the earth since 2135.
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