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Awwright, however the Barnpocalypse is still going to happen sometime between now and the year 6425853589258. I just know it. That is when the streets will run red with the blood of the non-barnlievers.
Occupy DangerBarns 2012! Worst idea ever! I am scared! I want to go home! I am going to go watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and barricade my doors! My eyeballs are bleeding! The paper thin walls of this inferior dimension are being crumpled by superior beings! The barns are coming through the frayed holes they have torn in our fragile universe! I am still watching My Little Pony! Why do I like this show so much! Why am I still typing! Why do I insist on ending every sentence with an exclamation point! I am still watching My Little Pony! I am going to stop typing now! I guess not! I should shut up! Wait, false alarm, the barns have not infiltrated yet! My eyeballs are not bleeding anymore! Yay! I am still typing and watching MLP!
That's what happens when you post at five in the morning, and I do not regret a single sentence.
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Friendship is magic.
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Posted by syl23
That's what happens when you post at five in the morning after snorting 2 grams of blow, and I do not regret a single sentence.
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Alright, that was the most insanely obnoxious post I will ever make in my entire life and I realize that I am not capable of even coming close to being that ridiculous again. Therefore, I am going to take a break from this thread for a bit and let Therrin post while on ambien. Maybe if this thread gets stupid enough the owner of the original barn will let us in out of pity.
EDIT: After reading again, I realized that the post in question is over 9000 times more coherent than some parts of a Florida Door thread I read.
In that spirit, DUUUUUURRRGGHHH!111!!!111!1!!!!!
[last edit 1/25/2012 1:48 AM by syl23 - edited 1 times]
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^^^ What is this I don't even
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Maybe this barn is just a ruse. The government is trying to distract us with this barn, while they do things in another much more interesting barn somewhere else. We should from now on keep a constant vigilance for peculiar padlocked barns. The Truth is out there.
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Y'know, I was thinking reaaaal hard about this the other day, and what if it's a good thing none of us have managed to infiltrate this seemingly trite little barn? Think about it, what is the governments number one problem right now? Urban explorers. The gov'mint don't need no modern day Lewis and Clark discovering new--in this case old abandoned property. No, in fact I bet they relish the thought of doing away with us all and blaming it on foreign terrorism. What if the barn was rigged with explosives that detonated once someone managed to infiltrate the barn, like those old espionage messages in James Bond films that self destructed after an allotted time of being opened? Obviously this barn is a clever ruse meant to bait, trap, and off us. Well I for one won't fall for it. I vote we send orphans to check it out for us. If it blows up, they don't have to worry about not having parents anymore. If it doesn't--hey new orphanage, right? ^_^
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ahhh, Therrin & Ambien, that was so 22 months ago.
This is how I am *normally*.
Scary, isn't it?
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MUST. NOT. MAKE. REFERENCE...
Alright, Pinkamena Diane Pie is in the barn. Her teen angst has a very, very large body count. She is the Josef Mengele of ponies. I mean...
PINKIE OF DEATH!
PRINCESS TO THE BASEMENT OF THE DEAD!
INFAMOUS!
PONY!
PINKIE OF DEATH!
SADISTIC
EQUESTRIAN OF DEMISE
SADIST OF THE PONIEST BLOOD
DESTROYING
WITHOUT MERCY
TO BENEFIT HER HOBBY OF ART
SURGERY
WITH NO ANESTHESIA
FEEL THE KNIFE PIERCE YOU INTENSELY
INFERIOR
NO USE TO MAREKIND
STRAPPED DOWN
SCREAMING OUT FOR TWIIIII(light sparkle)!!!!!
Yeah, once I start ponifying Slayer songs, it's generally a good idea to stop posting.
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14 pages of intrigue, and counting.
If the door was welded shut, I'd be even more fascinated.
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Posted by Yeah_meoW
14 pages of intrigue, and counting.
If the door was welded shut, I'd be even more fascinated.
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You still think this thread is being serious?
:nuclearfacepalm:
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I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.
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Posted by robtastic
I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.
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Robbbb. Get back in the game dude, you guys rule
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Posted by insanebuslady
the game
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Posted by robtastic
I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.
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Way to try to make us think there is nothing to the barn.
SHIT. THEY GOT TO ROB!
Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door.
"It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work.
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Posted by Jonno23
Way to try to make us think there is nothing to the barn.
SHIT. THEY GOT TO ROB!
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I was thinking the exact same thing...the government has now infiltrated UER...now we need to step up the process of covering our faces and acting like ninjas.
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Why isn't this thread dead yet? x.x
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Posted by Skye_Ann
Why isn't this thread dead yet? x.x
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Because it's awesome.
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Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby
I was thinking the exact same thing...the government has now infiltrated UER...now we need to step up the process of covering our faces and acting like ninjas.
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You mean, you don't just always act like a ninja??? That's messed up man. Being a ninja isn't something you flip on and off, it's what you ARE.
Ninja4Life homeskillet, Ninja4Life.
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