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 Shawn W.
     
Location: Niagara Falls, NY
Gender: Male
Optimistic Pessimist
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<Reply # 20 on 6/4/2008 3:19 AM >
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A-w-w. Try to go easy on the poor boy Boyington's Bastard. His response is typical of someone who couldn't even get a date with the neighbour's dog. |
Spoken like someone with experience in the matter! 
What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus |
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IDChris
Location: Southern Idaho Wasteland
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 21 on 6/4/2008 6:23 PM >
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being a plumber, nuf said! i been covered in crap many times...
but hey, "your shit is my bread and butter"!
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Done enough plumbing myself and used to deal with cutting out pipes, rooting clogs, and pumping and filling old septics. Water, toilet paper, and crap went hand in hand with the job.
Oddly, it never was the poop that was gross. It was always the sinks and tubs with rotting soap, toothpaste, food, and hair clogged in the pipes that was the most wretched, foulest waste pipe contents I've come across.
Oh, and if you become a parent, you better learn to deal with poop.
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bandito
Location: Northern NJ
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 22 on 6/5/2008 12:10 AM >
| | | | Walking on boardwalk in Asbury with brother, he's laughing and looking up and a seagull shits on his face, even gets in his mouth! If it's good luck to get shit on by a bird, what luck that it landed in his face...
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BrianaBird
Location: Sturgeon Bay/Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Gender: Female
"It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more." -JKR
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<Reply # 24 on 6/5/2008 4:50 AM >
| | | | I was swinging when I was 12, and a seagull crapped on my knee. Does that count?
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GotPaisley!
   
Location: Lost.
Gender: Female
Exploring Gypsy!
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<Reply # 25 on 6/6/2008 1:45 AM >
| | | | How about being covered in crap naked? only in Lebanon Pa. TRUE STORY
http://ldnews.com/news/ci_9476296
Naked man, stuck in loo has no clue, covered in ... never mind; he’s rescued
By JOHN LATIMER
Staff Writer
Lebanon Daily News
Article Launched: 06/04/2008 11:06:04 AM EDT
Lebanon firefighters were Johnnies-on-the-spot for a man who got himself into a stinker of a situation over the weekend.
A county Emergency Management Agency dispatch that came in at 9:27 p.m. Sunday told the odd tale: “Rescue subject stuck in porta potty.”
Rescuers may have expected to find an overturned portable toilet with the unfortunate victim of a practical joke inside. Instead, when they arrived at the former Harold’s Furniture store in the 600 block of Cumberland Street, they found 31-year-old Shannon P. Hunter of Lebanon drunk, naked and wedged up to his waist in the hole of the toilet, said Deputy Fire Commissioner Chris Miller.
“I’m not sure what exactly was taking place inside the port-o-pot,” Miller said. “All I know is that the subject was wedged in the tank. ... He would only say he needed to use the bathroom, and he claimed he fell in the toilet. When I asked him why he was naked, he just shrugged his shoulders.”
The portable toilet was at the rear of the building, which is being remodeled as the new offices of Pennsylvania Counseling Services. Miller said he thinks Hunter was trapped for about 30 minutes before his yells for help alerted someone who called 9-1-1.
Because of the human waste and the formaldehyde-based chemicals in the toilet, rescuers had to put on biohazard suits to rescue Hunter, Miller said. Using liquid soap and a saw to cut away the plastic toilet, Hunter was eventually released from his predicament after about 25 minutes.
“He was wedged in tight, so we systematically had to cut pieces of the toilet away so we did not cause further harm to him,” Miller recalled. “After he was released, the subject then had to be decontaminated before he could be presented to (paramedics) so he could be evaluated and treated for scrapes and abrasions around his hips.”
The rescue workers and the immediate area surrounding the toilet also were decontaminated, Miller said.
Police Chief Bill Harvey said Hunter admitted to having seven beers at a local establishment before his excrement adventure.
“This defies sober logic,” Harvey said.
Hunter was charged with public drunkenness, police said, while Miller charged Hunter with creating a health-code violation.
Hunter could not be reached for comment because there was no listing for him in the phone book.
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know any of them.
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hunter36
Location: Beaverbank, NS
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 26 on 6/6/2008 2:56 AM >
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"your shit is my bread and butter"!
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This has got to be the most interesting thing i have heard on this site yet.
thank you for making my day.
so as for my own story...
well I'm not quite sure what it was i fell into. There is this old pond behind my house and a trailer park on the opposite side, they used to pump all the sewage water into this pond and one winter i was walking to the other side on the ice with a friend of mine and we had both had our legs go through. This stuff defiantly smelt like crap so ya that's what i call it.
That isn’t just a chill down your spine, yes be paranoid. |
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IDChris
Location: Southern Idaho Wasteland
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 27 on 6/6/2008 5:50 PM >
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There is this old pond behind my house and a trailer park on the opposite side, they used to pump all the sewage water into this pond and one winter i was walking to the other side on the ice with a friend of mine and we had both had our legs go through. This stuff defiantly smelt like crap so ya that's what i call it.
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What you stumbled onto (no pun) was a waste lagoon. We had one near our house as a kid that served a local community pool. It was carpeted with algae and as 10 yr olds, we used to wade in it up to our hips to catch the frogs that lived in and near it. It smelled rank but we passed it off as the algae.
Of course we had no clue what it was until we brought home a frog and told our mom where we found it and she freaked.
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Shawn W.
Location: Niagara Falls, NY
Gender: Male
Optimistic Pessimist
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<Reply # 28 on 6/6/2008 6:16 PM >
| | | | Posted by IDChris
What you stumbled onto (no pun) was a waste lagoon. We had one near our house as a kid that served a local community pool. It was carpeted with algae and as 10 yr olds, we used to wade in it up to our hips to catch the frogs that lived in and near it. It smelled rank but we passed it off as the algae.
Of course we had no clue what it was until we brought home a frog and told our mom where we found it and she freaked. |
Now THAT is disgusting.
What is a rebel? A man who says no. - Albert Camus |
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don cornelius
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Location: Your asshole.
Proud Parent
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<Reply # 29 on 6/6/2008 7:08 PM >
| | | | I cant believe nobody posted this link yet.
http://blink-182.com/
NSFW or the easy grossed out type.
or under 18.
40+ year olds with Myspace pages are not cool, they are pediphiles on the prowl. Buyer beware. |
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hunter36
Location: Beaverbank, NS
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 30 on 6/6/2008 7:51 PM >
| | | | Posted by IDChris
What you stumbled onto (no pun) was a waste lagoon. We had one near our house as a kid that served a local community pool. It was carpeted with algae and as 10 yr olds, we used to wade in it up to our hips to catch the frogs that lived in and near it. It smelled rank but we passed it off as the algae.
Of course we had no clue what it was until we brought home a frog and told our mom where we found it and she freaked.
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Accept this "pond" barely had any water in it making it look and feel like thick mud soup, didn't help when our pants were double the weight.
and ya that's kinda grows even for a couple 10yr kids.
NSFW or the easy grossed out type.
or under 18.
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That might be why nobody posted it.
[last edit 6/6/2008 7:56 PM by hunter36 - edited 2 times]
That isn’t just a chill down your spine, yes be paranoid. |
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logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
Gender: Male
Nice head, what's in the bag?
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<Reply # 31 on 10/9/2008 5:27 AM >
| | | | Posted by IDChris
Done enough plumbing myself and used to deal with cutting out pipes, rooting clogs, and pumping and filling old septics. Water, toilet paper, and crap went hand in hand with the job.
Oddly, it never was the poop that was gross. It was always the sinks and tubs with rotting soap, toothpaste, food, and hair clogged in the pipes that was the most wretched, foulest waste pipe contents I've come across.
Oh, and if you become a parent, you better learn to deal with poop.
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i am a father too. i've seen my fair share of poop, at home and at work!
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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El Gordo
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 32 on 10/9/2008 5:33 AM >
|  | | | I was one of the girls in swap.avi . That's my story.
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Steed
 
Location: Edmonton/Seoul
Gender: Male
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Race Traitor
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<Reply # 33 on 10/9/2008 5:36 AM >
| | | | I could share a very disgusting story about a Korean girl who was raped with shit on her honeymoon shortly after discovering her husband (who didn't believe in premarital sex) was a coprophile.
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logtec
Location: Logtec is the UER representative for Scarborough, Ontario.
Gender: Male
Nice head, what's in the bag?
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<Reply # 34 on 10/9/2008 5:37 AM >
| | | | Posted by hunter36
This has got to be the most interesting thing i have heard on this site yet.
thank you for making my day.
so as for my own story...
well I'm not quite sure what it was i fell into. There is this old pond behind my house and a trailer park on the opposite side, they used to pump all the sewage water into this pond and one winter i was walking to the other side on the ice with a friend of mine and we had both had our legs go through. This stuff defiantly smelt like crap so ya that's what i call it.
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nice. One winter i was dealing with a basement flooded with sewage! i had a pump pumping the sewage from the basement window outside to the nearest catch-basin. the hose was about 5' short of the catch-basin, so i let the sewage just flow the rest of the way. after running the pump for about an hour or so i could hear kids "having fun"! so i went out side to find these kids having a snowball fight. oh the fun of a snowball fight! one kid was right by the catch-basin making and throwing "ICE-balls"! i didn't think much of it til one kid got hit in the face... i put 2 and 2 together... and well was it wrong of me not to say anything and let the snowball fight continue?
They say "you can't judge a book by its cover!" I say "YES you can, if the cover has a girl on it with a cock in her mouth, its PORN!" if she's 18 and the cock is black, its GREAT porn! |
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Assistance
"Run Away! It's an... um... Run away!"
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<Reply # 35 on 10/9/2008 5:51 AM >
| | | | I'm a bird-poop magnet, owls in particular
Sometimes I wonder if my obsession with flashlights led to my interest in Urban Exploration, or conversely, if my
interest in exploration led to my flashlight obsession |
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Aye.Eye
Location: Wonderful Land of Oz
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 36 on 10/9/2008 6:38 AM >
| | | | Last year after a big night of drinking, I passed out only to wake up in ecaxtly the same position completly covered in cow shit. Does that count? (Im assuming my mates did it for shits and gigs...)
Also when I was 4, my family was having a day at the beach. Anyway, I was sitting there minding my own business building a sand castle when a pelican shat on me. I have a home video on film somewhere... Pretty messy!
Now I've got that feeling once again, I can't explain, You would not understand, This is not how I am... I have become, Comfortably Numb... |
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buckybear
Gender: Male
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<Reply # 38 on 10/10/2008 12:29 AM >
| | | | I worked at a summer camp/Boys Home for a while. I got stuck winterizing the cabins. Which ment sucking the water out of the toilets with a shop vac. My pants and shoes were covered in it by the end of the day.
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Cicatrice
Location: RM of Springfield, Manitoba
Gender: Female
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<Reply # 39 on 10/10/2008 7:01 PM >
| | | | I wiped my ass and the toilet paper ripped.
That was a bad day.
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