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Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Something useful if you ever get busted < on 6/19/2011 2:31 PM >
| | | I learned something useful yesterday if you ever get caught in a location. I had never been caught until then, and from all the stories I'd heard about people out-waiting the cops until they left, I expected them to just leave. Well turns out sometimes they'll enter the building with a fucking K9 unit when they know you haven't left and have the building surrounded, thus having you completely fucked over. So what's useful - when they bring in K9, they shout at you to show yourself before they let the dog off the leash. IF YOU ARE SOMEWHERE THE DOG CAN REACH YOU, IT WILL EVENTUALLY FIND YOU AND ONCE IT DOES AND IT IS OFF LEASH IT'S ONLY JOB IS TO BITE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. So if you are somewhere you will eventually be found by the dog, your best bet is to just announce yourself. I also learned that the dog is more likely to attack if you are crouched or lying down (it's trained to maul you the worst when you are in prone, I was told) I got lucky and the dog didn't bite me - I can't believe how lucky I am (the dog was still in training and because I was so calm she didn't think there was anything wrong when she found us) - the cops actually manually searched the whole building for us (didn't take long, there were 15 of them on site and 6 or 7 in the building searching) Just some knowledge I picked up I thought I'd share. Safe splorin' everybody.
Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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CatAndTie
Location: Southeastern PA Gender: Male
LifeInDecay. com
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 1 on 6/19/2011 3:56 PM >
| | | What was the outcome?
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Andre Gide |
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Valkyre
Location: Niflheim Gender: Male
Its not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 2 on 6/19/2011 4:05 PM >
| | | Did they let you out without you getting into trouble / having to pay a fine or any thing?
Once things get political, they want us to stop shooting and start dancing. I don't dance. |
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etchleon
Location: toronto today... Gender: Male
E Tenebris Lux
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 3 on 6/19/2011 5:44 PM >
| | | something useful as well. STOP RESISTING! and take your $65.00 ticket and leave.
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Rinzler
Location: New Jersey
Nomad
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 4 on 6/19/2011 5:56 PM >
| | | Bring red pepper. It fucks up the dogs senses!
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Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 5 on 6/19/2011 7:07 PM >
| | | Outcome was a 65.00 ticket. They flat out told us they were taking us in and 'booking us' for b&e but by the time we had gotten outside the building and they had talked to us a little bit and we told them that we aren't the ones who broke the window to get inside they let us off with the trespassing ticket and sent us home. They didn't even bother keeping us cuffed once we got out and explained everything. btw etchleon- you might be too lazy to read the three paragraphs but we said the same thing. And the reason I didn't give myself up when they entered the building with k9 is because I had never had that happen before and couldn't hear what the guy shouted. I know now he was saying 'announce yourselves' but at the time he was in the basement and his words were muffled while we were upstairs.
Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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paulpa This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Canuckistan Gender: Male
Part-time troll
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 6 on 6/20/2011 12:41 AM >
| | | I have been working on ANTI-K9 stuff I find that lemon juice is effective... in pissing them off. It BURNS them, the dog REALLY gets angered over this, I recommended this to someone before I tested it and the dog ignored the command to get off, just kept on mauling the person. Bitch in Heat urine would work if the dog is make and not fixed. It is something that the cops are not expecting anyone to pull out, the dogs are trained not to respond to food, but there are **other urges** which dogs are not trained to ignore. I saw this one rig where someone turned an old camera into an electrical arcing device. I think that will have the same effect as the lemon juice though. And will get you charged with assault with a weapon.
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Aleksandar
Location: United States Gender: Male
your darkest shadow, my oldest friend; the world's become ashes, this is the end.
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 7 on 6/20/2011 12:49 AM >
| | | Posted by paulpa I have been working on ANTI-K9 stuff
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if you mess with their dogs, it's only going to (rightfully) piss off the cops and earn you a felony instead of the chance of being let go with a citation.
Freedom breeds war; and Peace, slavery. So it shall be forevermore: Men who love freedom buy it with their lives, and lovers of peace with their freedom. |
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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick
Location: northeastern New York
No matter where you go, there you are...
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 8 on 6/20/2011 1:50 AM >
| | | Posted by Aleksandar
if you mess with their dogs, it's only going to (rightfully) piss off the cops and earn you a felony instead of the chance of being let go with a citation.
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in most states, assaulting a K9 dog is the same charge as assaulting a police officer. just something to consider.
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paulpa This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Canuckistan Gender: Male
Part-time troll
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 9 on 6/20/2011 1:58 AM >
| | | Posted by Aleksandar
if you mess with their dogs, it's only going to (rightfully) piss off the cops and earn you a felony instead of the chance of being let go with a citation.
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I go to the kennel to test these things out. Just as a trick the guard dog type of thing. It is actually fun getting your arm ripped out by a beast with a 550lb bite force.
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Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 10 on 6/20/2011 3:55 AM >
| | | Fail troll is failing -_-' In Canada assaulting a K-9 is the same as assaulting an officer.
Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Uzi-
Location: Central Nebraska Gender: Male
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 11 on 6/20/2011 5:49 PM >
| | | Posted by paulpa
I go to the kennel to test these things out.
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WOW! I hope someone decides to test some pepper spray/taser/swinging maglite on your face in the near future.
Posted by Send4Help Man... Not even the mods make it to this corner of UER I feel like I am in ...well... the great plains ;) Posted by willskith Unfortunately, due to overuse of tonemapping, photography was gradually ruined and now stands with halos. |
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seicer
Location: New York Gender: Male
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 12 on 6/20/2011 5:54 PM >
| | | Posted by paulpa
I go to the kennel to test these things out. Just as a trick the guard dog type of thing. It is actually fun getting your arm ripped out by a beast with a 550lb bite force.
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Can I come by and squirt lemon juice in your eyes while I beat the shit out of you with a lead pipe? Troll. [last edit 6/20/2011 5:55 PM by seicer - edited 1 times]
Abandoned |
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Vectored Approach
Location: Morgan Hill, CA Gender: Male
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 13 on 6/20/2011 5:55 PM >
| | | A lot of dog evasion techniques were tested by the Mythbusters. There were a couple that worked, but not something that could be used in a UE situation. If you're in a building, and they're going to send in dogs, just give up... unless you have a way to say maybe get out onto the roof or something and play up the "I'm not there anymore" routine. Nothing really you can do to block your scent.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. -George Carlin (1937 - 2008) |
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Twisted Orchid
Gender: Female
My inner child is a mean little fuck
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 14 on 6/20/2011 6:00 PM >
| | | Posted by paulpa
I go to the kennel to test these things out. Just as a trick the guard dog type of thing. It is actually fun getting your arm ripped out by a beast with a 550lb bite force.
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You are a failed abortion.
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Rinzler
Location: New Jersey
Nomad
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 15 on 6/20/2011 6:01 PM >
| | | Posted by paulpa
I go to the kennel to test these things out. Just as a trick the guard dog type of thing. It is actually fun getting your arm ripped out by a beast with a 550lb bite force.
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lol. Still looking for that free ride?
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Harvestman
Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male
Everything about me has a poker face.
| | | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 16 on 6/20/2011 10:11 PM >
| | | Posted by paulpa I have been working on ANTI-K9 stuff
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K9 is disappoint.
Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. |
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L'Ali
Location: Clarington Gender: Female
Behind every damsel is a fire breathing dragon
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 17 on 6/21/2011 5:04 PM >
| | | Good note Yield. Where were you when this happened? Wow Paulpa, you sure know how to piss people off.
Everything is sweetened by risk. -- Alexander Smith http://www.flickr....hotos/11765127@N08 |
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Yield
Location: Look behind you Gender: Male
I'd do you for a klondike bar
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 18 on 6/21/2011 5:33 PM >
| | | Posted by L'Ali Good note Yield. Where were you when this happened? Wow Paulpa, you sure know how to piss people off.
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Toronto Ontario
Yield's Peer Review: ~Doesn't give a fuck, total badass, and one of my ue-besties. ~Genuine, has positive character and this thing called integrity. Knows when to be serious. Passionate about productive things. Human being. ~fish fish boxing boxing bestest friend evah |
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Curious_George
Location: Cambridge Gender: Male
Straight outta New Bedlam
| | Re: Something useful if you ever get busted <Reply # 19 on 6/22/2011 6:50 AM >
| | | Posted by etchleon something useful as well. STOP RESISTING! and take your $65.00 ticket and leave.
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Thanks for paraphrasing Yield's excruciatingly long post. Not sure if I would have gotten the just of it without you.
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