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 Kilgore Trout
  
Location: Nashville, TN
Gender: Male
 |  |  |  | A Message from JTColfax
< on 2/2/2008 8:27 PM >
|  | | | I've recently been corresponding with the eminent Mr. Colfax, and am posting the following, per his request:
EXPERT DRAIN OPPORTUNITY
Hello, Uer, get over the back door entrance, you have done it yourself. My name is jtcolfax and in my first year of urbex I have visted a power plant, a shoe factory, 2 mental hospitals, an 8 floor shoe factory, an abandoned train, a 12 by 20 inch hole in the ground that leads to two rooms of a burned down factory, an abandoned military complex, a lumber store, a forging company, and that is already too much to name without making this seem like THAT old agenda of legitimizing me.
The main thing is: I have a storm drain under my yard, and the significant thing about that RIGHT NOW, is a college professor who specializes in salamanders is coming On FEB> 4th to extract a salamander he believes is rare from my drain. THEREFORE: for those who have interests in DRAINS please take ADAVANTAGE of the opportunity to let me ask the Professor any questions you have about LIFE in drains. Also, please email any interesting fotos you have of creatures or carcasses in drains that you may want a professional opinion on. [email protected]
I can guarantee NOTHING but that I will TRY to ask this professional stranger your questions, or have him look at your photos and express an opinion. He may agree to nothing. I do NOT know him, and I am in the position of a person with a storm drain under the yard with a person who is coming who COULD actually cause me a lot of trouble. There is a huge development skedded to happen 6 manholes down the way, an office complex on a brownfield, and if this guy finds something of a certain kind or rarity it could get louder than I want. But it is too late. IN any case, that has nothing to do with HIM looking at my computer, and me showing him a brief flash of YOUR foto of some odd thing you saw in a drain.
Sincerely, do not miss the opportunity, if you HAVE a drain LIFE question here is the chance to have an expert answer it. I will have to walk him at least 15 minutes east as that is where I last, and first, saw the salamander(s). That is a solid 30 min IF we turn back from there, and that doesnt include if we talk in my house. I will write down your GOOD questions should anyone take this "bait". What else can I say. I urge you to look back on any draining you have done and if you have a photo of anything that seems ANIMAL-based, an odd creature or carcass, I will TRY to have him look at it. I don't know what else i CAN say, this is the sort of thing that appeals to the "egghead" wing of ue, and all I can say is, don't smear this professor with my taint. If you have an odd photo of some wierd ANIMAL-based THING in a drain and you wont "give it up" because of what I "seeM" to be, that is a shame. Let it languish in your bucket.
This is dull poindexter stuff here. I have to open my door, and shake hands with this stranger, I offer the CONDUIT...I will ask him YOUR relevant questions...and if there are enuf fotos, I will TRY to ask him to come express quick opinion on them. Very Sincerely, jtcolfax |
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natxtron
   
Location: memphis
urbanesquelation
| |  | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 1 on 2/2/2008 9:07 PM >
| | | | mtv should do a show and call it
the drain life
jt could be the star
Are you now, or have you ever been? |
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b-Rizzle
Location: New Jersey
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 2 on 2/2/2008 9:25 PM >
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all I can say is, don't smear this professor with my taint.
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Taint smearing FTW
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Explorer Zero
 
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 3 on 2/2/2008 9:28 PM >
| | | | With any luck at all, that salamander is on the endangered species list and they'll have to halt the development 
SAVE THE SALAMANDERS!
and
FREE JTCOLFAX!
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Captain Obvious
Location: among the tank farms
Gender: Male
in ur xbox...there are midgets
| | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 4 on 2/2/2008 9:57 PM >
| | | | JT is becoming more coherent...
Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.
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MutantMandias
 
Perverse and Often Baffling
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Male
Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal.
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 5 on 2/2/2008 10:54 PM >
| | | | Ask him if I can smear the professor with someone ELSE'S taint... IF that someone else LIVES in a DRAIN.
mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias
mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being |
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don cornelius
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Your asshole.
Proud Parent
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 6 on 2/3/2008 12:12 AM >
| | | | This guy is before my time but im curious, what is the fascination with this guy?
He seems like a total nut case/ criminal.
Not trying to offend anyone, again im just curious.
40+ year olds with Myspace pages are not cool, they are pediphiles on the prowl. Buyer beware. |
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don cornelius
This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.
Location: Your asshole.
Proud Parent
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 8 on 2/3/2008 1:14 AM >
| | | | wow. dont know what to say about this guy. photos of a corpse? thats a bit much.
40+ year olds with Myspace pages are not cool, they are pediphiles on the prowl. Buyer beware. |
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Air
Location: Canada
| | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 9 on 2/3/2008 1:31 AM >
| | | | Posted by b-Rizzle
Taint smearing FTW
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where is White rabbit to demand more TAINT!
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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Happiedaze
Location: Galveston Area, TX
Gender: Female
| |  | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 10 on 2/3/2008 1:49 AM >
| | | | That is pretty cool....
I like JT.. I think he's a good guy.. (what I know of him, anyway..) and I think he's a good explorer. Some of the videos that he's made in the abandonments (Shoe factory for example) were awesome.
'Our plans are all laid out,
take all these unmarked roads,
we blaze the trails to places no one goes, yeah!' -Rise Against |
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Kilgore Trout
Location: Nashville, TN
Gender: Male
| | | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 11 on 2/3/2008 2:29 AM >
| | | | Colfax wanted a clarification made. Here it is:
Oh that reminds me, I made a tactical mistake in confining my little speach to "life in drains" as the professor isnt some sort of drain expert, but a creature expert, so if you can wedge it in, you might add to that thread the concept that ANY odd carcass, dropping, or animal pic is worth running by this guy while in "our" midst. Not to mention the idea that anyone looking at that thread could simply post a QUESTION to ask, which i did say. |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 12 on 2/3/2008 3:17 AM >
| | | | " More than 80 photographs on three rolls of film contained images of a dead woman with a party noisemaker in her mouth and others posed with signs that said, “Happy Halloween” and “Time's Up.” "
Sorry, someone who has no respect for the dead deserves to be shown the boot.
Abandoned |
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redox
Location: Arkham, Mass
Gender: Male
Oi! You! Don't be a TOSSER!
| | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 13 on 2/3/2008 5:12 AM >
| | | | wtf is WRONG with that guy?
"The process of delving into the black abyss is to me the keenest form of fascination." -H.P. Lovecraft
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SaraBellum
Berkshire Hunt
Location: Villa Villekulla
Gender: Female
Coming to a cinema near you this summer.
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 14 on 2/3/2008 6:11 AM >
| | | | Posted by seicer
" More than 80 photographs on three rolls of film contained images of a dead woman with a party noisemaker in her mouth and others posed with signs that said, “Happy Halloween” and “Time's Up.” "
Sorry, someone who has no respect for the dead deserves to be shown the boot.
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He's gone to jail and paid his debt to society. I don't think that should be an issue at all, especially considering that I doubt his "victim" minded. Considering that UER has members who are racists, date rapists, and vandals; this seems quite minor.
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 15 on 2/3/2008 6:22 AM >
| | | | But that one rapist or whatever he did was banned. And vandals is much less of a offense than say... severely disrespecting corpses.
Abandoned |
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ActionSatisfaction Esq.
Location: Newark, NJ
Gender: Male
Action always satisfies
| | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 16 on 2/3/2008 6:35 AM >
| | | | I agree with seicer... I don't see how defiling a corpse is minor compared to racism and vandalism. I mean... it's not only vandalism...but of something that once lived.. a someONE.. not just a corpse... not just a piece of meat waiting to be buried.. it was once a vessel for life...for intelligence.. someone who once loved and had been loved...even perhaps had a soul.. Sure a corpse isn't a living being... But that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve any less respect.
And just because somebody has paid their "debt to society" doesn't mean they're a good person again... Who decides the debt in the first place? What if that debt isn't good enough for me?
"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life." - T.R. |
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SaraBellum
Berkshire Hunt
Location: Villa Villekulla
Gender: Female
Coming to a cinema near you this summer.
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 17 on 2/3/2008 6:52 AM >
| | | | Posted by ActionSatisfaction Esq.
I agree with seicer... I don't see how defiling a corpse is minor compared to racism and vandalism. I mean... it's not only vandalism...but of something that once lived.. a someONE.. not just a corpse... not just a piece of meat waiting to be buried.. it was once a vessel for life...for intelligence.. someone who once loved and had been loved...even perhaps had a soul.. Sure a corpse isn't a living being... But that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve any less respect.
And just because somebody has paid their "debt to society" doesn't mean they're a good person again... Who decides the debt in the first place? What if that debt isn't good enough for me?
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There was nothing left in that body that gave two shits what happened to it. If there is a soul, it was in the afterlife. All intelligence, life, love, everything was gone.
The debt is decided in a court. By a jury. If that's not good enough for you, you need to become a Senator and enact tougher corpse desecration laws.
[01:47:56] <GreyDeath> Sara just stares her enemies into submission and eventually madness
"You can either be wise or a bad-ass gangsta, but not both. You must choose your path." ~~metawaffle |
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 18 on 2/3/2008 6:56 AM >
| | | | Wow. I hope and pray my body isn't used for someone's amusement or for pleasure when I pass away...
[last edit 2/3/2008 6:57 AM by seicer - edited 1 times]
Abandoned |
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Happiedaze
Location: Galveston Area, TX
Gender: Female
| | | | Re: A Message from JTColfax
<Reply # 19 on 2/3/2008 7:01 AM >
| | | | Personally, I don't give two poops what happens to my body after I'm gone.
But thats just me.
'Our plans are all laid out,
take all these unmarked roads,
we blaze the trails to places no one goes, yeah!' -Rise Against |
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