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 'Dukes
    
Noble Donor
Gender: Male
At least someone llikes me
 |  |  | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 100 on 9/15/2004 12:51 AM >
|  | | | Posted by -MisfitStyle-
10 PRINT "Jiggy Wit' It!"
20 GOTO 10
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No, no no;
10 PRINT "JIGGY WIT' IT"
20 IF X= "NO" THEN GOTO 40
30 GOTO 10
40 PRINT "YOU GOT THE HEISMANN BUDDY!"
50 END
My limited memories of basic on my TRS 80. Funny shit Misfit.
Glad I didn't have to remember the "Peek and Poke " routines of machine language!
[last edit 9/15/2004 12:52 AM by 'Dukes - edited 1 times]
I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. |
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Servo
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 101 on 9/15/2004 1:12 AM >
| | | | cseg SEGMENT PARA PUBLIC 'GitItOn'
ORG 100H
ASSUME CS:cseg,DS:cseg,ES:cseg,SS:cseg
sex PROC NEAR
XOR AX,AX
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,OFFSET jiggy
INT 21H
JMP sex
sex ENDP
txt jiggy 'Git jiggy wit it!',0Dh,0Ah,'$'
cseg ENDS
END sex |
Holy fucking shit I'm a geek.
[last edit 9/15/2004 1:13 AM by Servo - edited 1 times]
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MatC
Nobler Donor
Location: ENY
Gender: Male
Accepted everywhere
| |  | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 102 on 9/15/2004 1:31 AM >
| | | | Posted by Servo
cseg SEGMENT PARA PUBLIC 'GitItOn'
ORG 100H
ASSUME CS:cseg,DS:cseg,ES:cseg,SS:cseg
sex PROC NEAR
XOR AX,AX
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,OFFSET jiggy
INT 21H
JMP sex
sex ENDP
txt jiggy 'Git jiggy wit it!',0Dh,0Ah,'$'
cseg ENDS
END sex |
Holy fucking shit I'm a geek.
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Errrr... so am I and I didn't understand a word of that (except "Git jiggy wit it!"). I guess I am more of a "sat at home playing Dragon Warrior" kind of geek than a "sat at home programming stuff" geek.
What programming language is that?
-- Mat
"We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time."
- T.S. Eliot, excerpt from "Little Gidding" |
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Servo
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 103 on 9/15/2004 1:37 AM >
| | | | Posted by MatC
What programming language is that?
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x86 assembly code calling a DOS interrupt to print "Get jiggy wit it!" over and over and over and over again.
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Kay O. Sweaver
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Gender: Male
Happiness is saying yes more often than no.
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 104 on 9/15/2004 2:16 AM >
| | | | Back to the original topic...
Exploration dates have gone extremely well for me in the past. Just telling an ex-girlfriend about my recent UE exploits got me into a makeout session once. I agree with a lot of what's been said already. Its not really first date material unless you've already known the girl/guy a while first and gained their trust.
Mr. Sable and I did some UE double dating and that worked extremely well. That way they had a friend along as well and felt a bit more secure. We brought blankets and the four of us laid on the roof of an abandonned building and watched the stars. Of course it might have helped that the girls were hardcore punk rockers.
Exploration dates don't have to be strictly "dates" either. I went draining once with several of my usual exploring buddies and my girlfriend at the time. Its easy enough to turn off your flashlights and dissapear into the darkness for a bit of lip wrestling while the rest of the party investigates some interesting trash they found up a sidepipe.
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Amy Smith is an infected slut |
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nightbird
   
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 105 on 9/15/2004 2:24 AM >
| | | | Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
9) Make sure that all jigginess-related paraphernalia have been collected (i.e. latex devicse to prevent unwanted pregnancy or disease). Remember! Leave only footprints!
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Exactly. Don't leave suprises like this for your fellow explorers to find.
We don't like it, and clues the property owner in that not only have people been here, they have been
Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
becoming jiggy wit' it.
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Oh, and you might want to think about upgrading the fine china a bit. You know, class it up a little. ;)
WTF indeed. |
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Mister Sable
Location: Palliser City
Gender: Male
The Man with the Hat (the other man)
| | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 106 on 9/15/2004 2:26 AM >
| | | | Please understand that Agent Kaos means he was lip wrestling with THE GIRL.
and 'finding trash up a sidepipe' has an altogether unpleasant ring to it.
I don't think the girls being hardcore had anything to do with anything; we're frickin' charming. Well, I can be frickin' charming, Kaos is just lucky. ;)
(kiddin'!)
Cloak and dagger, man, cloak and dagger. |
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MacGyver
Location: St Paul, Minnesota
Gender: Male
"Someone go find me a paperclip, a D-cell battery, and a cheese grater"
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 107 on 9/15/2004 2:33 AM >
| | | |
This would be the perfect place to post a picture of the "family size" jug of KY jelly another local and I noticed in a homeless camp a few days ago. Sadly, I didn't take a picture of it. What homeless folks need a quart of KY for is beyond me...
Like a fiend with his dope / a drunkard his wine / a man will have lust for the lure of the mine
"If you are not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent." |
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MatC
Nobler Donor
Location: ENY
Gender: Male
Accepted everywhere
| | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 108 on 9/15/2004 3:38 AM >
| | | | Posted by MacGyver
What homeless folks need a quart of KY for is beyond me...
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I was going to make some sort of disgusting comment about someone crowing over their find of "Kentucky Jelly," which they plan to spread on toast, but that would be tasteless and off-topic.
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...
Oh, wait a second...
So, your UE Dating public service announcement of the day -- either pack the KY out with you, or leave it at home. If you don't, it's likely to end up in a homeless camp and used for any number of immoral, digusting, and/or downright perplexing purposes.
P.S. -- Posted by MacGyver
"family size" jug of KY jelly
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There is so much wrong with this phrase that I don't even know where to begin.
-- Mat
[last edit 9/15/2004 3:41 AM by MatC - edited 1 times]
"We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time."
- T.S. Eliot, excerpt from "Little Gidding" |
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| |  |  | | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 109 on 9/15/2004 5:36 AM >
| | | | Posted by Servo
cseg SEGMENT PARA PUBLIC 'GitItOn'
ORG 100H
ASSUME CS:cseg,DS:cseg,ES:cseg,SS:cseg
sex PROC NEAR
XOR AX,AX
MOV AH,09
MOV DX,OFFSET jiggy
INT 21H
JMP sex
sex ENDP
txt jiggy 'Git jiggy wit it!',0Dh,0Ah,'$'
cseg ENDS
END sex |
Holy fucking shit I'm a geek.
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Tsk, tsk Servo. While XOR AX,AX is a fine way to 0 the AX register, it actually takes more time (esp. due to pipelining penalties) in this case than simply using MOV AX,0009 would. Nice .COM file, though, otherwise. Also, just for cleanliness I would put in a different label for the jmp instruction. I don't believe* MASM actually pushes all of the flags and registers to the stack when entering a procedure (it's been a long-ass time since I assembled, obviously), but if it does you'll eventually overflow the stack... if you know what I mean!
Luckily I'm not a geek. I just black out sometimes and stuff like that shows up on the screen afterward. 
nightbird: Are you suggesting that my use of the term "jiggy" was somehow declasse? I assure you that in the future I will avoid such terms so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities. From now on I will use only the much finer term "freak-fest" to describe the tender act of lovemaking.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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Servo
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 110 on 9/15/2004 6:10 AM >
| | | | Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
Tsk, tsk Servo. While XOR AX,AX is a fine way to 0 the AX register, it actually takes more time (esp. due to pipelining penalties) in this case than simply using MOV AX,0009 would. Nice .COM file, though, otherwise.
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Heh, I have never claimed to be a particularly good assembly-level programmer. I did write a mandelbrot renderer in all assembly one time though, it was quite speedy.
Wow, this is like super duper off topic. How bout them UE dates?
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| | | | | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 111 on 9/15/2004 6:12 AM >
| | | | Heh. If we keep talking assembler it seems likely that neither of us will ever have a date again.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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nightbird
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 112 on 9/15/2004 3:48 PM >
| | | | Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
nightbird: Are you suggesting that my use of the term "jiggy" was somehow declasse? I assure you that in the future I will avoid such terms so as not to offend your delicate sensibilities. From now on I will use only the much finer term "freak-fest" to describe the tender act of lovemaking.
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lol, no I thought it would be funnier to use a direct quote. As far as being declasse, I simply thought the guy who left the wrapper might want to invest a little bit more on his dishware, show the ladies (or men) that he's got style. Then again, this guy must be smokin' hot to get dates to go to the small dirty corner that the wrapper was spotted in, so the plates must be inconsequential. Now if you'll excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my delicate sensibilites. I wonder when that happened? ;)
edit: missing word.
[last edit 9/15/2004 3:50 PM by nightbird - edited 1 times]
WTF indeed. |
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| | | | | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 113 on 9/15/2004 3:52 PM >
| | | | Oh! I didn't even notice the plate before.
I'm not very bright sometimes. Or ever.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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nightbird
Girl Moderator
Location: Buffalo, NY
Gender: Female
Gone abortin, BRB
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 114 on 9/15/2004 8:14 PM >
| | | | Posted by EatsTooMuchJam
Oh! I didn't even notice the plate before.
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How could you not notice it?!?!?!
/thinks ETJM needs to see the optometrist.
WTF indeed. |
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Plytheman
Location: Lawrence, Massachusetts
Obey The Deer
| | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 115 on 9/15/2004 8:30 PM >
| | | | Maybe if you just gave him the string of code to have a plate on the floor next to a condom wrapper he would see it all... =P
I'm achin, I'm shakin, I'm breakin, Like Humans Do!!
-Byrne |
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EatsTooMuchJam
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Gender: Male
Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants
| | | | | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 116 on 9/15/2004 8:31 PM >
| | | | Naw. I just didn't notice it because I don't think I even clicked on the picture. I saw the little blue square thing and figured I had all of the info. I needed.
"The large print giveth and the small print taketh away."
-Tom Waits |
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Drie
Rat-Hole Chic
Location: Hudson Valley NY
Gender: Female
bringing it back.
| | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 117 on 9/15/2004 8:40 PM >
| | | | masher award.
Drie - www.synestheticlight.com
"In the absence of the living, there still exists a life." |
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Shane
Moderator
Location: Bronx, NY
Gender: Male
| | |  | | | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 118 on 9/15/2004 8:41 PM >
| | | | The topic is UE on a date, any more programming or other off topic posts will be removed.
"Because there's no possibility of real disaster, real risk, we're left with no chance for real salvation. Real elation. Real excitement. Joy. Discovery. Invention. The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom. Without access to true chaos, we'll never have true peace. Unless everything can get worse, it won't get any better." -Chuck Palahniuk |
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abandonedmuse69
Account closed as requested.
| | Re: UE on a date?
<Reply # 119 on 9/15/2004 9:24 PM >
| | | | yes if your not talking about sex your post will be removed...lol!
I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.
--Pablo Picasso
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