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1 2 3 4 5 6 7   UER Forum > Archived UE Main > UE on a date? (Viewed 2961 times) MacGyver  Location: St Paul, Minnesota Gender: Male "Someone go find me a paperclip, a D-cell battery, and a cheese grater"  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 80 on 9/12/2004 10:32 PM >   Posted by EatsTooMuchJam sand intake Eww. There's a visual for ya. Like a fiend with his dope / a drunkard his wine / a man will have lust for the lure of the mine "If you are not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent." Macsbug  Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Safety First!  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 81 on 9/12/2004 10:40 PM >   People to explore with: Emma Peel curious cat EatsTooMuchJam "Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." EatsTooMuchJam  Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants  |  |  |  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 82 on 9/12/2004 10:47 PM >   Are you sure, macsbug? Come on! I'll make sure it's fun! "The large print giveth and the small print taketh away." -Tom Waits Krenta  Location: Saint Paul, MN Nope, wasn't me.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 83 on 9/13/2004 9:36 PM >   Of course, if the two individuals are of the correct relative heights, and reasonable athletic, they could go at it standing upright just about anywhere... I think if you're into rooftop romance, it shouldn't matter if the roof is attached to an active or abandoned building, so long as it'll support your weight (and that of your partner/s). One roof is much like another, to me... except that tarpaper is perhaps better than gravel for romance. As to the respirator/Darth Vader fetish thing... I know, unfortunately, that there are people seriously turned on by gas masks, and that there are people seriously turned on by messiness... Heck, some variation on "drain photographs" or somesuch in Google will net you a page of fetish photos of latex-clad lesbians making out in a storm drain... no lie. Amused the hell out of me when I stumbled across it a few weeks ago. Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. Macsbug  Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Safety First!  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 84 on 9/13/2004 9:48 PM >   Well for roofs, you'd have to keep in mind if other people can see you on top from another building or elsewhere, which could turn some people off, or some on... Thanks for reminding me about that site, I stumbled on it a while ago, heh. "Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it." MatC  Nobler Donor Location: ENY Gender: Male Accepted everywhere  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 85 on 9/14/2004 12:37 AM >   Posted by Macsbug Thanks for reminding me about that site, I stumbled on it a while ago, heh. Damn, there's a lot of people who "just happen" to be finding the same site with latex-clad lesbians making out in a storm drain. I wonder what number search that one is on Google... Silent Knight! Do you have anything to do with this?! -- Mat "We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time." - T.S. Eliot, excerpt from "Little Gidding" 'Dukes  Noble Donor Gender: Male At least someone llikes me  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 86 on 9/14/2004 1:41 AM >   Posted by Krenta As to the respirator/Darth Vader fetish thing... I know, unfortunately, that there are people seriously turned on by gas masks, and that there are people s Actually it's not just respirators; a naked girl with a respirator and hip waders yanks my crank! If she's using an oxy acetylene torch to cut open a door even better! I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. MatC  Nobler Donor Location: ENY Gender: Male Accepted everywhere  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 87 on 9/14/2004 1:53 AM >   Posted by 'Dukes a naked girl with a respirator and hip waders yanks my crank! If she's using an oxy acetylene torch to cut open a door even better! Well, she ain't that naked if she's wearing hip waders, is she? :-p And, Dukes my good man, (I almost hesitate to ask) how many times have you been in a situation where you've been able to test out the reaction that this particular outfit had on you? -- Mat "We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time." - T.S. Eliot, excerpt from "Little Gidding" 'Dukes  Noble Donor Gender: Male At least someone llikes me  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 88 on 9/14/2004 1:58 AM >   You can't beat Fantasy Mat! Welding gloves would really round out the outfit. Actually it's a product of mindless commentary on the unnoficial "Scotland" board, ie the LDB I got your tour winner right here pussies, at least he'd crash out trying. Krenta  Location: Saint Paul, MN Nope, wasn't me.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 89 on 9/14/2004 4:09 AM >   Posted by 'Dukes Actually it's not just respirators; a naked girl with a respirator and hip waders yanks my crank! If she's using an oxy acetylene torch to cut open a door even better! Does it have to be a door? I'd think the careful disassembly of, oh, an old jetliner or locomotive could be amusingly symbolic in a sadly freudian way. But, hey, if you've got a thing about doors, alrighty then. But I don't think that fantasy of yours is OSHA-compliant. I also imagine it must be tough on the love life when you take dates to REI and a welding-supply house before dinner... what message must it give women when you ask them to try on welding facemasks? Have Speed Graphic, Will Travel. Chronic  Very Noble Donor Location: Kitchener, ON Gender: Male Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 90 on 9/14/2004 4:22 AM >   My worst UE date involved a dead Polish guy, a vat of toxic sludge and some of the meanest gangsta thugs without recording contracts............... I woke up naked though, so it must have been pretty cool. 01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go.... [01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! Servo   |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 91 on 9/14/2004 5:02 AM >   Posted by BCT Chronic My worst UE date involved a dead Polish guy, a vat of toxic sludge and some of the meanest gangsta thugs without recording contracts............... I woke up naked though, so it must have been pretty cool. I don't believe you. ;) Chronic  Very Noble Donor Location: Kitchener, ON Gender: Male Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 92 on 9/14/2004 5:35 AM >   ITS TRUE GODDAMNIT i type in both upper case and lowercase abnd if u dint like it well,,,,...i wont ever coime back here and then you chumPS WILL be sorry and I will mPUT ahhhhh,................... Edited to match nycexposed unclarity Edited fdor good gramer ant spelLLink [last edit 9/14/2004 5:37 AM by Chronic - edited 2 times] 01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go.... [01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! Chronic  Very Noble Donor Location: Kitchener, ON Gender: Male Architecture has only two enemies. Water and stupid men.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 93 on 9/14/2004 5:50 AM >   We need a "Comedy" Forum.... 01:14:16] <Chronic> Conrad...ya gotta go.... [01:14:30] <nightbird> yes Mr. Black, life is funnier than a pocket full of stocks! And...Tim has legal friends in Chicago...we'll get thru this!!! abandonedmuse69  Account closed as requested.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 94 on 9/14/2004 7:16 PM >   Posted by EatsTooMuchJam Ultimately it depends on the location. Sex in St. Paul's sanitary sewer labyrinth, for instance, would be unlikely at best. On the other hand there would be a certain romance to the TCRT power tunnels (probably with some form of blanket to limit the amount of sand intake). that sounded extremely technical...lol. its like: 1. place blanket on floor to minimize sand intake 2. insert rod into hole. 3. thrust inward. 4. repeat step 4 until you reach overload. 5. discharge chemical fluid into hole. 6. remove rod. but yeah of course blankets would be necessary. i was thinking more abandoned houses, like i had the pleasure of experienceing orrrr abandoned mental hospitals(fantasy) or anything of that nature. and of course a little messing around in the woods should never go unnoticed. I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. --Pablo Picasso EatsTooMuchJam  Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants  |  |  |  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 95 on 9/14/2004 9:12 PM >   Probably more like: 1) Place blanket on floor to minimize sand intake 2) Remove clothing and set just past edge of blanket 3) Begin foreplay 4) Upon completion of foreplay begin becoming jiggy wit' it. 5) Jigginess completes 5a) Optional snuggling and intimate conversation 6) Retrieve clothing from edges of blanket and reassign to proper partners 7) Re-apply clothing to appropriate parts of body 8) Collect blanket and shake out sand for future use Edit: 9) Make sure that all jigginess-related paraphernalia have been collected (i.e. latex devicse to prevent unwanted pregnancy or disease). Remember! Leave only footprints! [last edit 9/14/2004 9:13 PM by EatsTooMuchJam - edited 1 times] "The large print giveth and the small print taketh away." -Tom Waits MatC  Nobler Donor Location: ENY Gender: Male Accepted everywhere  |  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 96 on 9/14/2004 11:39 PM >   Posted by EatsTooMuchJam jigginess-related paraphernalia Despite what this euphemism is being used to refer to, it is still extremely amusing. -- Mat "We shall not cease from exploration / And the end of all our exploring / Will be to arrive where we started / And know the place for the first time." - T.S. Eliot, excerpt from "Little Gidding" abandonedmuse69  Account closed as requested.  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 97 on 9/15/2004 12:00 AM >   Posted by EatsTooMuchJam Probably more like: 1) Place blanket on floor to minimize sand intake 2) Remove clothing and set just past edge of blanket 3) Begin foreplay 4) Upon completion of foreplay begin becoming jiggy wit' it. 5) Jigginess completes 5a) Optional snuggling and intimate conversation 6) Retrieve clothing from edges of blanket and reassign to proper partners 7) Re-apply clothing to appropriate parts of body 8) Collect blanket and shake out sand for future use Edit: 9) Make sure that all jigginess-related paraphernalia have been collected (i.e. latex devicse to prevent unwanted pregnancy or disease). Remember! Leave only footprints! yes but see that no longer sounds like a technical manual you see... now it sounds like your obviously screwing in a drain....defeats the purpose of what i was trying to say. try again...this time make it sound like a manual for a technical thing. I am always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them. --Pablo Picasso Slim Jim  Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Maze is 100% done now!!! Someday when it's -10 out and the generators won't start I might upload th  |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 98 on 9/15/2004 12:39 AM >   Posted by curious cat 4. repeat step 4 until you reach overload. Overload has been reached as a result of infinite nesting of do loops. I'm not geeky enough to know how to write that in a way that makes sense. I want to be different. But I want to be different just like everybody else, because if I really were different, everybody would think I was crazy and weird. Iowa is Minnesota's bitch. There's an art to pooping. -MisfitStyle-   |  Re: UE on a date? <Reply # 99 on 9/15/2004 12:46 AM >   10 PRINT "Jiggy Wit' It!" 20 GOTO 10 "I feel like I just got in a battle of wits with some kid in a helmet I found licking a window." Need help? Please use the Contact a Mod forum — I'm slow to see PMs. UER Forum > Archived UE Main > UE on a date? (Viewed 2961 times)  1 2 3 4 5 6 7   All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire. To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield This page was generated for you in 85 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 741847972 pages have been generated.