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UER Forum > US: Four Corners > Top secret government barn of doom (Viewed 197809 times)
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< Reply # 240 on 1/15/2012 2:37 AM >
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That's interesting. What would the government need to own a barn for? Maybe they are storing WMDs in there. Maybe the barn will open later this year and end the world.




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< Reply # 241 on 1/15/2012 10:54 PM >
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It is obviously hiding a secret entrance to the even secret-er abandoned government nuclear missile transport tunnels that go ALL OVER THE STATE, I SWEAR.

The other entrance is under the Xcel building in Denver.

Or maybe it's a regular barn, but PROBABLY NOT.

the tunnels actually lead to a secret thermite-fueled power station that is disguised as a different barn. The offices are in a gas station about a hundred feet away. FIND THE OTHER BARN NOW, SOMEBODY.




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< Reply # 242 on 1/16/2012 4:40 AM >
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What if inside of the barn, is another smaller barn, and inside that barn is another even smaller barn, and so on until at the very end there is just a small family of rats?




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 243 on 1/16/2012 5:37 AM >
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What if inside of the barn, is another smaller barn, and inside that barn is another even smaller barn, and so on until at the very end there is just a small family of rats?


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< Reply # 244 on 1/16/2012 6:51 AM >
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What if inside of the barn, is another smaller barn, and inside that barn is another even smaller barn, and so on until at the very end there is just a small family of rats?


Cats. Small family of Schroedinger's Cats. Get it right.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 245 on 1/16/2012 12:57 PM >
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So... who else read all 13 pages of this thread all serious-like, expecting some sort of exciting conclusion?





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< Reply # 246 on 1/16/2012 6:46 PM >
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The conclusion is still to come.




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< Reply # 247 on 1/16/2012 9:00 PM >
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Blacula's secret base is in there.

By the way, all dimensional portals are in my bedroom closet, so that theory is obviously false.








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< Reply # 248 on 1/19/2012 12:33 AM >
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Did I just end the thread?


I feel sad now.




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< Reply # 249 on 1/19/2012 1:26 AM >
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Did I just end the thread?


I feel sad now.


^^ Negative!




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< Reply # 250 on 1/19/2012 2:34 AM >
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Did I just end the thread?


I feel sad now.


This thread will never die! When I get inside this place in July/August this will be even bigger. We will blow the lid off the greatest government cover up ever! I'm pretty sure the illuminati built this place.




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And it survives.

Go to the nearest clothing store, walk into the employees only section and look for a paper entitled "H0W 2 1337 PWNS1111111DUBSTEP11111", for it tells of how to defeat Blacula.




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< Reply # 252 on 1/21/2012 4:32 AM >
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Barns are the most conspicuous things ever.




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< Reply # 253 on 1/21/2012 10:21 AM >
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I don't trust no barns, they be actually top secret government alien meth facilities, and makin' me pissed.




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There's one intersection where I live that has, like, seven barns in an acre. Obviously, they are associated with the secret government barn. That terrifies me.




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< Reply # 255 on 1/22/2012 1:28 AM >
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There's one intersection where I live that has, like, seven barns in an acre. Obviously, they are associated with the secret government barn. That terrifies me.


They're probably just migrating through. Let them pass, try not to look them in the eye, and for the love of god, don't feed them after midnight!




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< Reply # 256 on 1/22/2012 3:59 AM >
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They're probably just migrating through. Let them pass, try not to look them in the eye, and for the love of god, don't feed them after midnight!


THEY HAVE BEEN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS. THAT IS NOT A MIGRATION.

Also, I know of OTHER barns in my town. THERE ARE MORE BARNS. FOR THE LOVE OF NINJALICIOUS THERE ARE MORE BARNS HELP ME.

LOOK AROUND!

THERE ARE BARNS EVERYWHERE!

THE END IS NIGH!




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Double post for my unicode skillz.



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THEY HAVE BEEN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS. THAT IS NOT A MIGRATION.

Also, I know of OTHER barns in my town. THERE ARE MORE BARNS. FOR THE LOVE OF NINJALICIOUS THERE ARE MORE BARNS HELP ME.

LOOK AROUND!

THERE ARE BARNS EVERYWHERE!

THE END IS NIGH!


Barn migration is actually a pretty slow process, compared to the time it takes us to get around. Seeing as how the aliens are involved, and the moving of these barns so that they can proceed to colonize all of the city folk, is along a timeline in which you wouldn't be able to say "that barn just moved".

Because that would be a dead give-away, and those barns are smarter than that!




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