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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 380 on 5/16/2012 9:44 PM >
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Posted by Therrin
I wonder what the owner of this barn would say if he could read this thread.

"GUYS, ITS JUST A FUCKING BARN! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? DON'T YOU ALL HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?"

THATS WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK THERRIN!

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 381 on 5/17/2012 6:07 AM >
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Posted by AdventureDog

THATS WHAT YOU WANT US TO THINK THERRIN!

*puts barn key in his pocket and tries to act like he doesn't understand what you're saying*

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 382 on 5/17/2012 3:58 PM >
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Posted by Captain_Slow
I'm kind of thinking we should set up a donation paypal and when see if we can get enough $$$ to cover gas money out there + a B&E ticket and then I'll go kick in the goddamn door

surprisingly, the door is locked several times and has hinges on one side and locks on the other. it's pretty well secured.

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 383 on 5/17/2012 5:05 PM >
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Posted by robtastic

surprisingly, the door is locked several times and has hinges on one side and locks on the other. it's pretty well secured.

Then I'll bring a chainsaw and make my own door, b&e is b&e, right?

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 385 on 5/17/2012 9:02 PM >
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Posted by Therrin
I wonder what the owner of this barn would say if he could read this thread.

I wonder what the barn would say if she could read this thread?

"Foolish mortals..."

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 386 on 5/18/2012 1:18 AM >
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Posted by robtastic

surprisingly, the door is locked several times and has hinges on one side and locks on the other. it's pretty well secured.

Hinges on one side and locks on the other you say? That's amazing! I've never seen a door with such construction. Usuaully you see them either with hinges on both sides, or locks on both sides....

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 387 on 5/21/2012 9:24 AM >
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Posted by miirkat
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and the guardian to the gate. Past, present, and future are one in Yog-Sothoth.

Y̵̵̨̱̝̙͔͚̆̃ǒ̻̜T 5;͖̟̆̈̿͐ͅg̪̀̄́̔́̇̈́-& #821;̜͕̣ͦ̋ͮͯͨ͋̚̚͞S̴̘̫͛ ;̏ͨͥ͘͢ͅǫ̸̱̜͌ͭ̑͆͛t̡ 18;̠̩̪̰ͦ̎̐ͮ͒̚ͅh̟̪͈͖̻& #851;͊̐́̎ͫͅo̵̩̥̻̺͍̼͋̍́ ;̚͠t͐̓ͬ҉̫͎̥̞̩͙ḩ̲̺͖& #854;͚̽ͨ ̵̙̝͓͇̣͔̱͍͂̍ͥ̊͡ͅk̴Q 5;̘̖̲͓̇ͩ̄͛ͥ̏ͬ͂ń̸̼̜ 11;̯͖̰̓́ͥͪ̽ͤo̧͙̗̭͉͎͋& #783;̄̈̈͡ẅ̼̩̖̫̰̱͈̤̟͑̀ ;̕ș̢̗̃̓͜ ̧͕͙̊̐̉̚͘t̼̘̖͚͓̣̺̾W 4;h̴͙̳͊̂͊̊̓́͂ͥ̕͘e̬͖̫& #853;̳̓ͦͤ̽͗͒ͯ̕͝͡ ̧̹͈̯̲̰̭̯ͦ͂ͭ̈̇͒̄g̞R 8;̦͖͙̑͐͊ͣ̄́a͎͇̳̜̖̞̦&# 879;̍ͭṭ̳̲̳̗̣͖͎̀̒͋ͣ̀ͭ ̈́͢ͅē͚̩̖̫̟̞͓͈.̭̱̬Q 3;̭̱͚̌ͅ ͍̳̮̫̹̮̼̈́ͥ̈́͗ͫ͗̿͞ ;͡ͅY͖̯͖͔͑ͤ̈́ͫ̂͞o̞̫̣&# 846;̱̳̯ͬ͗ͧ̋ͪͤͫ̉ͅg̰̖̾ͣ ͊͗̇̇͢͜͢-̴̬͓̖̗̌͐͂̓W 6;Š̷̨͚̭͙̭ͤͥ̏̂͋̈̚o̦̭͊& #784;̈́ͤ͊̐͡ṱ̞̂ͣ̈ͤh̴̖͎R 8;͓͙ͮ͝ͅô̴̏͂̐̚҉͖̖̳͙ţ& #853;̾͊ͣ̂̚͝ͅh̴͓̠̩͕̭͛̏ͩ ;ͬͦͮ̋ ̧̟̺̩ͦ͒̀̎̈͂į̙͈͓̳̻͆ ;͗͆ͅs̞͍͚͉̆̇ͣ́͠͞ ̱̲̙̭̖͕͓̯ͦͨͯ̽t̶̼̜̱W 6;ͧ͌͊̀̚h̙̖̲̩̳̩̍ͭ͌e͉͈& #787;̽ͩ̒̍̒̎̅͠ ́̈̃̀͐̅ͯ͏̣͓͠ģ̻̩̭̂̌ ;ͧ̅̀͠ä̷̴́̓҉͉̫͍͈ͅt̸̅& #874;҉̜͈̯e͍̦͈̺̯̬͚̳̎̌̈L 9;̀.̹͇̣͇̄ͫ͛̈ ̘̎ͯŸ͔́̓̔̿ó͎ͥͦ́̕g̵͙͈&# 815;̯̳ͣ̀͂͌̓-̲̜͇̬̟͋̎̕͞ S̻̤̻͔͚̜̜̠͛̓ͯͥ̄̀͝o͍ 54;͙̮ͭ̋͛̎͛͟t̷͎͇͙̺̰͍̹& #810;̅͢͞h̷̔̈̅̅̋͑̋̉̌͏̧͚ ;͖̻̬̦̻̤ͅͅǫ͖̘̤̓̐̓͡# 7;̴̟̯͖̗̖͚̽͑ͬ̏͜ͅh̢̦̖&# 812;̲̰̪̻͔ͭ̚̕ ͒͐ͤ̚҉̮̪̳̼̪̙͕͢į̵̘O 8;̞͓̻̼ͩ̄s̬̲̓̈́̏ͫ͒ͬ͋&# 876;ͪ͘͠ ̸̣̺̟͎̹̩̩͙͆t̶̴͚̲͍̬O 0;̪ͭ̔ͬ̑̊ͦͦ͘h̅̍ͥͩ̅͊ͥ&# 847;̰̪̩̥e̢͓̰̟̻̮̘͒ͧ͘ ͍̫͍͕̈́̋̔͡͠k̵͖̮͖͕̘T 0;̯͂ͯ͊̍͐ē͚̟͈̫̗̳̘ͨͥ 76;́͊̐ͭy̴̙͎͛̈́ ̨̢̡̫́͌͌͒ͪ̒̀ͥͦà̵̪̩Q 5;̍̽ͫ̈́ṉ̴̲͍̪̇̓d̥͇̟̤& #867;͌́̂ͬ͜͜ ̼̘͓̩̦̘̯̽ͤ̅ͯ͆ͅt̶̴̖W 1;̏ͣͩ̊ͩ̃ͅh̄ͯ͋ͥ͌ͭ͆ͭ͏&# 808;̰̲͓̰̺͙̺̻ͅē̜̻͚͖͓͍& #805;̾ ̨̪̤͇͙͉̥̽̈̓̽̃g̹̮̞̟N 5;ͭ̾ͥ̂̊̚̚u͕͓̘̔ͣͬͩ̈a̶& #821;̧̭̭͓̼͔ͫͭ̂ͥ̽̈̒̚rͪ̽ ;̊̆̓̇́҉͍̣̹͉d̨̛̖͓͙̻&# 839;̽̎i͎̫̺̩̹̦͖ͭ͗ͦ̏̈́͝ ͝a͇͍̥̙̝̭ͣ͒̅ͅṋ̶͓̝̩ 92;͚̝͖͑̒ͮͮͧ͠ ͇͚͆̑ͭt̃̌ͣ̾ͭ̊͒͊́͞͏O 1;̭̭̳͍o̪̩̝͉̘̫̦ͩ̃͌ͨ̑&# 869;̑͐̚ ̛̯̩̓͗͂̉t͇̙̲͙̰̺͉̝͌M 6;ͨ̽ͪͤ͟h̙͎͓̳͙̘ͦͥ͊̚ͅe& #857;̻̥̮͓̖̽̀ͫ̾͡ ̶̭̺͇̓̓̿ͩ̉̔̾ͤ̓͝g̷̸T 5;̮͇̟̦ͥ͂ͭͩ̏͗̅ͅa̟̗̟͍&# 857;ͨ̅̒ͪ͟t̲̰̗ͤ̆ͭ̋ͮ͌̈́ ͌ͥ́͜ė͎̜̼͕̦.̬̘̇̍ͮ ̶̯̹̮̟̅́͂ͧ̄̂̊ͬ̚͢P̥O 8;ͨ́͠a̴̹̱̭̱̭͓̣̾ͧͯ̀s̛& #796;̤̩̳̽̇̿͠t̴̸͈͉̗̩̫͛ͨ ;ͬ̋͋̂̔͜,̝̬̠͐ͭ͒̍͆ͧ̈ 69;ͯ̕ ̥̟ͮͫ͑̃̀ͮ̋ͧ̕p̝̳͖̃̆S 0;r̸̶̜͖͕̟͔̬̜̃̔ͫ͡ͅe̻̟& #814;̓̆͟s͖͇͔ͯ̿͆̐̄̚͘͞e̶P 2;̍̂̍̑̈́̉͏̫ņ̷̖̘̒̀ͨ 78;̽ͅt̤̍̿ͧ,̹̝͐̌̎̿̊̊̓̔ ̧̟̯̞̞̥̒̋̾͟ͅȁ̢̦̞̗̯ ;ͯ̉̚n̻̣͙̘̰̰̋ͤ͛̑̈́ͦ 72;͘ḓ̗̲̣ͧͪ͂̉͌̊̏ͬͅ ͔̱̝̪̼̝̱̫̃͡f̵̜̥͋ͩͥ$ 3;̔̉͟͝͏̘̥͔͈t̵̰͚̟̻̭͎&# 799;̟ͣȗ̘͍̗͚̬̤̋̃̕͟r̸̖̗ ͓̗̼̱̍ͦͩ̐͊̉̔ͦͅę͉̺ͣ ;͒͌̇͒̇ͯͩ ̧͖̫͚̜ͣ͗̌͗̋ͥ̋̆͜͝a̷O 2;̳̲̐͊̾̚r̲̲̺̙ͮ͛̃e͚̹̹& #840;̣̹̝̰̰ͯ͒͗̍̾̎ ̷̛̦̤͈̯̿ͯò͎̝͔̥͔̒͘͜n 41;̭̩̳̞͔͈͊̑̍̂̇ͥ́̀͟e̖& #810;̣͙͔ͦͪ́ͅ ̸̼͚̅̎̅̑̀ͯȋ̫̮̮̦̱̜̓ ;ͥ̀̌͆̇n̴̶̘̣̲̏̌ͪͪ̈́ 94;̕ͅ ̸̤̀͆͘Y̠͔̖̙ͩ͛̏̋̚͜o̒ 74;̆̈́͐͆͑ͧ͏͕̤ğ̸͍̬̟͚&# 809;̤̖̠̿͋ͨ̔͝-̴̩̎ͬ͗̄̎ͨ ̚͟S̨̲͔̟̫̱̆͑͆̽ͪ̿͐o̝ 25;͖͕͕̣͉ͪ̂̉ͣt̷̯̺̹͐ͣ͐& #786;ͅͅh̡̡̗̞͇͗ͦ͑ǒ͙͍̲̯̠ ;̺̪̠ͦ͊ͪ̿͆͢͢͝t̷̮͖̥͕ 51;͋͆͛͆ͦh̲̪̺̣ͧͩ̈́̿ͬ̇& #862;.̡̢͙̘̝̘̳͊͗̂͆̂͐̇̓͠ ;ͅͅ

DAFUQ?

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BeowulfBrower Location: Mendota, IL Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes Profession Tetanus Shot Receiver \| \|	Re: Top secret government barn of doom < Reply # 389 on 5/21/2012 2:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What if the barn contains Narnia?
	Is that snow or asbestos?

Harvestman

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by miirkat
Y̵̵̨̱̝̙͔͚̆̃ǒ̻̜͍͖̟&# 774;̈̿͐ͅg̪̀̄́̔́̇̈́-̵̜͕ ;̣ͦ̋ͮͯͨ͋̚̚͞S̴̘̫͛̏ͨ 69;͘͢ͅǫ̸̱̜͌ͭ̑͆͛t̡̲̠̩& #810;̰ͦ̎̐ͮ͒̚ͅh̟̪͈͖̻͓͊̐ ;́̎ͫͅo̵̩̥̻̺͍̼͋̍́̚͠t&# 848;̓ͬ҉̫͎̥̞̩͙ḩ̲̺͖͖͚̽ ;ͨ ̵̙̝͓͇̣͔̱͍͂̍ͥ̊͡ͅk̴Q 5;̘̖̲͓̇ͩ̄͛ͥ̏ͬ͂ń̸̼̜ 11;̯͖̰̓́ͥͪ̽ͤo̧͙̗̭͉͎͋& #783;̄̈̈͡ẅ̼̩̖̫̰̱͈̤̟͑̀ ;̕ș̢̗̃̓͜ ̧͕͙̊̐̉̚͘t̼̘̖͚͓̣̺̾W 4;h̴͙̳͊̂͊̊̓́͂ͥ̕͘e̬͖̫& #853;̳̓ͦͤ̽͗͒ͯ̕͝͡ ̧̹͈̯̲̰̭̯ͦ͂ͭ̈̇͒̄g̞R 8;̦͖͙̑͐͊ͣ̄́a͎͇̳̜̖̞̦&# 879;̍ͭṭ̳̲̳̗̣͖͎̀̒͋ͣ̀ͭ ̈́͢ͅē͚̩̖̫̟̞͓͈.̭̱̬Q 3;̭̱͚̌ͅ ͍̳̮̫̹̮̼̈́ͥ̈́͗ͫ͗̿͞ ;͡ͅY͖̯͖͔͑ͤ̈́ͫ̂͞o̞̫̣&# 846;̱̳̯ͬ͗ͧ̋ͪͤͫ̉ͅg̰̖̾ͣ ͊͗̇̇͢͜͢-̴̬͓̖̗̌͐͂̓W 6;Š̷̨͚̭͙̭ͤͥ̏̂͋̈̚o̦̭͊& #784;̈́ͤ͊̐͡ṱ̞̂ͣ̈ͤh̴̖͎R 8;͓͙ͮ͝ͅô̴̏͂̐̚҉͖̖̳͙ţ& #853;̾͊ͣ̂̚͝ͅh̴͓̠̩͕̭͛̏ͩ ;ͬͦͮ̋ ̧̟̺̩ͦ͒̀̎̈͂į̙͈͓̳̻͆ ;͗͆ͅs̞͍͚͉̆̇ͣ́͠͞ ̱̲̙̭̖͕͓̯ͦͨͯ̽t̶̼̜̱W 6;ͧ͌͊̀̚h̙̖̲̩̳̩̍ͭ͌e͉͈& #787;̽ͩ̒̍̒̎̅͠ ́̈̃̀͐̅ͯ͏̣͓͠ģ̻̩̭̂̌ ;ͧ̅̀͠ä̷̴́̓҉͉̫͍͈ͅt̸̅& #874;҉̜͈̯e͍̦͈̺̯̬͚̳̎̌̈L 9;̀.̹͇̣͇̄ͫ͛̈ ̘̎ͯŸ͔́̓̔̿ó͎ͥͦ́̕g̵͙͈&# 815;̯̳ͣ̀͂͌̓-̲̜͇̬̟͋̎̕͞ S̻̤̻͔͚̜̜̠͛̓ͯͥ̄̀͝o͍ 54;͙̮ͭ̋͛̎͛͟t̷͎͇͙̺̰͍̹& #810;̅͢͞h̷̔̈̅̅̋͑̋̉̌͏̧͚ ;͖̻̬̦̻̤ͅͅǫ͖̘̤̓̐̓͡# 7;̴̟̯͖̗̖͚̽͑ͬ̏͜ͅh̢̦̖&# 812;̲̰̪̻͔ͭ̚̕ ͒͐ͤ̚҉̮̪̳̼̪̙͕͢į̵̘O 8;̞͓̻̼ͩ̄s̬̲̓̈́̏ͫ͒ͬ͋&# 876;ͪ͘͠ ̸̣̺̟͎̹̩̩͙͆t̶̴͚̲͍̬O 0;̪ͭ̔ͬ̑̊ͦͦ͘h̅̍ͥͩ̅͊ͥ&# 847;̰̪̩̥e̢͓̰̟̻̮̘͒ͧ͘ ͍̫͍͕̈́̋̔͡͠k̵͖̮͖͕̘T 0;̯͂ͯ͊̍͐ē͚̟͈̫̗̳̘ͨͥ 76;́͊̐ͭy̴̙͎͛̈́ ̨̢̡̫́͌͌͒ͪ̒̀ͥͦà̵̪̩Q 5;̍̽ͫ̈́ṉ̴̲͍̪̇̓d̥͇̟̤& #867;͌́̂ͬ͜͜ ̼̘͓̩̦̘̯̽ͤ̅ͯ͆ͅt̶̴̖W 1;̏ͣͩ̊ͩ̃ͅh̄ͯ͋ͥ͌ͭ͆ͭ͏&# 808;̰̲͓̰̺͙̺̻ͅē̜̻͚͖͓͍& #805;̾ ̨̪̤͇͙͉̥̽̈̓̽̃g̹̮̞̟N 5;ͭ̾ͥ̂̊̚̚u͕͓̘̔ͣͬͩ̈a̶& #821;̧̭̭͓̼͔ͫͭ̂ͥ̽̈̒̚rͪ̽ ;̊̆̓̇́҉͍̣̹͉d̨̛̖͓͙̻&# 839;̽̎i͎̫̺̩̹̦͖ͭ͗ͦ̏̈́͝ ͝a͇͍̥̙̝̭ͣ͒̅ͅṋ̶͓̝̩ 92;͚̝͖͑̒ͮͮͧ͠ ͇͚͆̑ͭt̃̌ͣ̾ͭ̊͒͊́͞͏O 1;̭̭̳͍o̪̩̝͉̘̫̦ͩ̃͌ͨ̑&# 869;̑͐̚ ̛̯̩̓͗͂̉t͇̙̲͙̰̺͉̝͌M 6;ͨ̽ͪͤ͟h̙͎͓̳͙̘ͦͥ͊̚ͅe& #857;̻̥̮͓̖̽̀ͫ̾͡ ̶̭̺͇̓̓̿ͩ̉̔̾ͤ̓͝g̷̸T 5;̮͇̟̦ͥ͂ͭͩ̏͗̅ͅa̟̗̟͍&# 857;ͨ̅̒ͪ͟t̲̰̗ͤ̆ͭ̋ͮ͌̈́ ͌ͥ́͜ė͎̜̼͕̦.̬̘̇̍ͮ ̶̯̹̮̟̅́͂ͧ̄̂̊ͬ̚͢P̥O 8;ͨ́͠a̴̹̱̭̱̭͓̣̾ͧͯ̀s̛& #796;̤̩̳̽̇̿͠t̴̸͈͉̗̩̫͛ͨ ;ͬ̋͋̂̔͜,̝̬̠͐ͭ͒̍͆ͧ̈ 69;ͯ̕ ̥̟ͮͫ͑̃̀ͮ̋ͧ̕p̝̳͖̃̆S 0;r̸̶̜͖͕̟͔̬̜̃̔ͫ͡ͅe̻̟& #814;̓̆͟s͖͇͔ͯ̿͆̐̄̚͘͞e̶P 2;̍̂̍̑̈́̉͏̫ņ̷̖̘̒̀ͨ 78;̽ͅt̤̍̿ͧ,̹̝͐̌̎̿̊̊̓̔ ̧̟̯̞̞̥̒̋̾͟ͅȁ̢̦̞̗̯ ;ͯ̉̚n̻̣͙̘̰̰̋ͤ͛̑̈́ͦ 72;͘ḓ̗̲̣ͧͪ͂̉͌̊̏ͬͅ ͔̱̝̪̼̝̱̫̃͡f̵̜̥͋ͩͥ$ 3;̔̉͟͝͏̘̥͔͈t̵̰͚̟̻̭͎&# 799;̟ͣȗ̘͍̗͚̬̤̋̃̕͟r̸̖̗ ͓̗̼̱̍ͦͩ̐͊̉̔ͦͅę͉̺ͣ ;͒͌̇͒̇ͯͩ ̧͖̫͚̜ͣ͗̌͗̋ͥ̋̆͜͝a̷O 2;̳̲̐͊̾̚r̲̲̺̙ͮ͛̃e͚̹̹& #840;̣̹̝̰̰ͯ͒͗̍̾̎ ̷̛̦̤͈̯̿ͯò͎̝͔̥͔̒͘͜n 41;̭̩̳̞͔͈͊̑̍̂̇ͥ́̀͟e̖& #810;̣͙͔ͦͪ́ͅ ̸̼͚̅̎̅̑̀ͯȋ̫̮̮̦̱̜̓ ;ͥ̀̌͆̇n̴̶̘̣̲̏̌ͪͪ̈́ 94;̕ͅ ̸̤̀͆͘Y̠͔̖̙ͩ͛̏̋̚͜o̒ 74;̆̈́͐͆͑ͧ͏͕̤ğ̸͍̬̟͚&# 809;̤̖̠̿͋ͨ̔͝-̴̩̎ͬ͗̄̎ͨ ̚͟S̨̲͔̟̫̱̆͑͆̽ͪ̿͐o̝ 25;͖͕͕̣͉ͪ̂̉ͣt̷̯̺̹͐ͣ͐& #786;ͅͅh̡̡̗̞͇͗ͦ͑ǒ͙͍̲̯̠ ;̺̪̠ͦ͊ͪ̿͆͢͢͝t̷̮͖̥͕ 51;͋͆͛͆ͦh̲̪̺̣ͧͩ̈́̿ͬ̇& #862;.̡̢͙̘̝̘̳͊͗̂͆̂͐̇̓͠ ;ͅͅ

Oh my.

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Harvestman

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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
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Posted by syl23
MUST. NOT. MAKE. REFERENCE...

Alright, Pinkamena Diane Pie is in the barn. Her teen angst has a very, very large body count. She is the Josef Mengele of ponies. I mean...

PINKIE OF DEATH!
PRINCESS TO THE BASEMENT OF THE DEAD!
INFAMOUS!
PONY!
PINKIE OF DEATH!

SADISTIC
EQUESTRIAN OF DEMISE
SADIST OF THE PONIEST BLOOD
DESTROYING
WITHOUT MERCY
TO BENEFIT HER HOBBY OF ART

SURGERY
WITH NO ANESTHESIA
FEEL THE KNIFE PIERCE YOU INTENSELY
INFERIOR
NO USE TO MAREKIND
STRAPPED DOWN
SCREAMING OUT FOR TWIIIII(light sparkle)!!!!!

Yeah, once I start ponifying Slayer songs, it's generally a good idea to stop posting.

What in the fuck is this I don't even

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	old barn locks rusted shut herp a derps feel the farmers wrath the werewolf shaves his balls...
	rollin on dubs of love

miirkat Location: R'lyeh Gender: Male Total Likes: 14 likes It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Top secret government barn of doom < Reply # 393 on 6/29/2012 7:07 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Marry me?

Haha, I'm writing a paper on women's rights.
..... not that women's rights are funny or anything.
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Marry me?

Grotesque pinkish mass
in a blue can on the shelf
quivering, alone.

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

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Posted by Lomax

the werewolf shaves his balls...

Posted by Snipe_Hunter

Marry me?

That's the part that did it for you huh?

"The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me."
~Ayn Rand

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Posted by Retro_Chick

That's the part that did it for you huh?

Who doesn't appreciate a good ball shaving?

Snipe_Hunter Location: Boulder, CO Gender: Female Total Likes: 25 likes Why YES! Yes I CAN make anything into a sexual innuendo. \| \|	Re: Top secret government barn of doom < Reply # 398 on 7/10/2012 6:16 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	It's just so poetic.... I'm a sucker for romantic poems that have anything to do with testicle shaving..... I thought that's what everyone was into! ;)
	Haha, I'm writing a paper on women's rights. ..... not that women's rights are funny or anything. .........................><

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It's just so poetic.... I'm a sucker for romantic poems that have anything to do with testicle shaving.....

I thought that's what everyone was into! ;)

If you shave my balls for me I'll recite poetry for you while you're doing it. I'm too afraid to try it on my own, I think it requires a woman's touch.

I wrote you a poem.

Roses are red
Rats are grey
my love for you is stronger
than the virulent fever of hay

Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)

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