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UER Forum > US: Four Corners > Top secret government barn of doom (Viewed 184620 times)
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< Reply # 280 on 2/25/2012 6:55 PM >
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Ninjas? If they're so secretive and hard to find how come everyone knows about 'em and is one?

"I am an invisible man. No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allan Poe; nor am I one of your Hollywood-movie ectoplasms. I am a man of substance, of flesh and bone, fiber and liquids — and I might even be said to possess a mind. I am invisible, understand, simply because people refuse to see me."




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 281 on 2/26/2012 1:01 AM >
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Whoops, it looks like the barn just cheated on your girlfriend. With your mom. I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out.

That is, if you're the one person on here that has ever spoken to a female. Seriously, that's a huge accomplishment for anybody on the internet, really.



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< Reply # 282 on 2/26/2012 6:09 AM >
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Whoops, it looks like the barn just cheated on your girlfriend. With your mom. I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out.

That is, if you're the one person on here that has ever spoken to a female. Seriously, that's a huge accomplishment for anybody on the internet, really.


Wait...are you telling are women are real? Do you have any photographic proof that they exist?




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< Reply # 283 on 2/26/2012 6:13 AM >
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Whoops, it looks like the barn just cheated on your girlfriend. With your mom. I hate to break it to you, but your girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out.

That is, if you're the one person on here that has ever spoken to a female. Seriously, that's a huge accomplishment for anybody on the internet, really.


I think I would have a better time understanding your posts if I were to take massive amounts of drugs.

Have you ever considered making posts while sober? You should try it, we could see if the translation gets any better or not.




Give a person a match and they'll be warm for a minute, but light them on fire and they'll be warm for the rest of their life. =)
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< Reply # 284 on 2/26/2012 7:24 AM >
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I speak to female cats all the time. No big deal? I'm a crazy cat person. I thought it was really evident. I live with twenty other cats in a garbage bin. My main interest in UrbxEx is finding myself a new home.



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< Reply # 285 on 2/26/2012 8:16 AM >
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I think I would have a better time understanding your posts if I were to take massive amounts of drugs.

Have you ever considered making posts while sober? You should try it, we could see if the translation gets any better or not.


Alright, I'll write something while sober.

Hypertrophous aperture
Deleterious nucleate
Memetic cacoethe
Filaments deplore
Phagapoeic recursive
Ubiquitaint of the bellows...
Swarth
Hemorosphere smother the other
Plumesurfeits
The candent recoil
Oust the candent...
Oust the candent...
Oust the candent...

Onomatopéique
Mot juste leit motif
Emit retsam onus
Xedoc cra miv sole cysp prel
Aviv eavral ovo moixa
Nar rooko yaws esod
Fin de siècle
Essam eres narow avoir
Dacric neuric
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Aesuan draug
Kiv ruciv
Laromm doffv
Mucimm siv
Xodarave
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Aqueous... innominate ilk
Flood precipitous
Inking fathom
Black manor the medium
Syncope of dank
Parlous in mire
Hallmark of tides
Shoal of quietus



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Is that any better?




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< Reply # 287 on 2/26/2012 8:34 AM >
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Is that any better?


Much! I'm only peeved that you couldn't have amended the original post with your current question using the "edit post" feature.

I think we should hook up sometime. We could pour different kinds of acids into shot glasses and discuss them while taste testing.


Also, just for the record, I think you're a fucking lunatic, and should be shot on sight by any member in this forum; whom I will award $1000 upon them leaving your corpse on my doorstep.

Cheers!




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Much! I'm only peeved that you couldn't have amended the original post with your current question using the "edit post" feature.

I think we should hook up sometime. We could pour different kinds of acids into shot glasses and discuss them while taste testing.


Also, just for the record, I think you're a fucking lunatic, and should be shot on sight by any member in this forum; whom I will award $1000 upon them leaving your corpse on my doorstep.

Cheers!


Just take ambien and it'll all make sense.

Oh, and did it ever occur to you that I'm just acting completely insane for the sake of this thread? In real life I'm only a random guy with ridiculously unrealistic goals and OCD. Oh, I also think blood is really pretty.



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Oh, and did it ever occur to you that I'm just acting completely insane for the sake of this thread? In real life I'm only a random guy with ridiculously unrealistic goals and OCD. Oh, I also think blood is really pretty.


*Therrin helps you into the bath tub and gives you a box of razor blades*

When I come back in here, I wanna see a real masterpiece of pretty artwork, get busy!

Afterward I'll take pictures and hang them on the walls inside the Barn of Doom.




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Re: Top secret government barn of doom
< Reply # 290 on 2/26/2012 2:19 PM >
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The barn does make one act that way.......I too have been exposed to its internal powers. As I side effect, I am able to have sex with a girl for longer than one minute.....but still less than two.....Maybe more trips into the barn then......




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Just take ambien and it'll all make sense.

Oh, and did it ever occur to you that I'm just acting completely insane for the sake of this thread? In real life I'm only a random guy with ridiculously unrealistic goals and OCD. Oh, I also think blood is really pretty.


What the hell did I post last night? I think I got barn'd and went insane.

*GASP* Therrin, I bet you got barn'd when you claimed to be posting on ambien! The Florida Door thread was also created by barn'd members of the forum! OMG CONSPIRACY OF BARNS.



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Alright, I'll write something while sober.




http://www.lyricsf...arth_20864683.html

I didn't know you were the lyricist for an "Australian technical blackened death metal" band.



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Oh, and did it ever occur to you that I'm just acting completely insane for the sake of this thread? In real life I'm only a random guy with ridiculously unrealistic goals and OCD. Oh, I also think blood is really pretty.




You silly kids don't understand what insane really means.

You are random? By what definition? You were randomly selected as the sperm to infiltrate the egg? You do something "random"? What does that even mean? Your goals are ridiculous, and unrealistic? Does that mean you hope you're going to become the United States first clown president? What does that really even mean? What are you comparing yourself to? What are you more random or ridiculous or unrealistic than? You have OCD? is this a self diagnosis? Who diagnosed you? Are you on medication? What medication are you on? You claim you have something called "Obsessive-compulsive disorder" and you almost never use that modify button? Are you trying to make a funny by claiming having a common hypochondriac mental illness is the same as being "completely insane"? What exactly is so pretty about blood, I mean more so than red or brown paint? Do you see it often? Do you cut yourself often? Do you cut other people for their pretty blood? What are even trying to imply there? Are you a sparkling vampire? Are you fourteen years old? Is everyone on this forum fourteen years old?



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http://www.lyricsf...arth_20864683.html

I didn't know you were the lyricist for an "Australian technical blackened death metal" band.


I didn't expect anybody to get that. No, I did not write the lyrics.

Oh, and I am going to use the modify feature to respond to your second post:

TL;DR.



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I didn't expect anybody to get that.


Expect the unexpected .;)




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So what's this thread about again? ;)




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Is everyone on this forum fourteen years old?


Yes.

Welp, it looks like I succeeded at scaring Therrin off, so let's discuss her secrets.



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so, to totally derail this thread, has anyone else noticed, that just around the corner is the north campus of Colorado's Children Hospital? and that the new road goes to a dugout/drainage pond of some sort?




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so, to totally derail this thread,


I haven't already derailed it by acting like a noob to scare Therrin?


has anyone else
noticed, that just around the corner is the north
campus of Colorado's Children Hospital?


Are you sa-
*thinking*
Whoa...
OMG IT'S A MORGUE.




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