Posted by The Dead Hooker In Your Trunk
..You've found cave ice cream? the universe looks kindly on your soul.
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During the off season when sales are slow some owners fail to throw out unsold old soft ice cream and clean the machine regularly as required to keep bacteria counts down.
Point is you never know what's growing in improperly handled food. A crap shoot.
Typhoid fever is a virulent strain of salmonella and it's out there.
Thousands die in the US every year from food poisoning mostly the weak and ones with preexisting health issues.
But not always; being young and healthy doesn't always save you... and for some of the survivors damage can be permanent.
Most victims of food poisoning never realize their illness was food related and think it's the flu or they caught a 'bug'. Salmonella has up to a 72 hour incubation time until symptoms first appear, long after the tainted food was eaten.
If what's coming out your backside smells to high heaven with a very foul sulphurous odor it most likely is salmonella. Fun times.