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 don_corleyone
   
Location: F/RoX
Gender: Male
I have abandonment issues
 |  | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 60 on 6/24/2008 5:00 PM >
|  | | | Posted by seicer
Give her to me 
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you want a crazy lesbernan with moar issues than the next chick?
you're a brave one, sir.
leave the gun. take the cannoli.
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argonian
  
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 61 on 6/24/2008 5:28 PM >
| | | | Posted by manitou
Frankly, despite the list of reasons for not taking her along, I still cannot understand why you wouldn't want her to come along with you. As far as I am concerned, the only girls worth dating are those who are willing to explore.
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But you like your ladies crazy (and certified as such).
Que pasa, baby? |
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Wilk
 
Location: NYC
Gender: Male
| |  | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 62 on 6/24/2008 5:34 PM >
| | | | I hate to be the voice of reason here but if you don't want your girlfriend hanging out with you, why have a girlfriend? Chances are you just starting to get sick of her and you'll end up breaking it off in a few month anyways. If you've got some game you can find plenty of women willing to have sex without a relationship.
Ready for liftoff
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 63 on 6/24/2008 5:36 PM >
| | | | Posted by Wilky
I hate to be the voice of reason here |
There have been numerous reasonable voices in this thread. Sheesh!
Que pasa, baby? |
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Wilk
Location: NYC
Gender: Male
| | | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 64 on 6/24/2008 7:21 PM >
| | | | Well the most of the answers are, "let her come with you" but he that's why the thread got started in the first place. He doesn't want her to come with him. Then of course there's the "tell her your gay" and "stick it in her pooper". Yes, those are all totally reasonable. But really how did this thread even last this long?
Ready for liftoff
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 65 on 6/24/2008 7:31 PM >
| | | | The OP is a lesbian, hence the tell her you are gay joke.
Que pasa, baby? |
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Air
Location: Canada
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 66 on 6/24/2008 8:26 PM >
| | | | Posted by Wilky
Well the most of the answers are, "let her come with you" but he that's why the thread got started in the first place. He doesn't want her to come with him. Then of course there's the "tell her your gay" and "stick it in her pooper". Yes, those are all totally reasonable. But really how did this thread even last this long?
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God your slow.
Besides since when do lesbo's stick-it-in-the-pooper? I thought they stuck it elsewhere?
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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argonian
Location: Toronto, ON
Gender: Female
"Now with added cats!"
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 67 on 6/24/2008 8:40 PM >
| | | | Lesbians can stick things anywhere, it is just a matter of what they are sticking. For example, I am pretty sure they are capable of analingus.
Que pasa, baby? |
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maypost
Location: North, South, East, West, all around... then down to the underground
Gender: Male
Exploring if for n00bz0rz
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 68 on 6/24/2008 8:48 PM >
| | | | I like where this is going
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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Wilk
Location: NYC
Gender: Male
| | | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 69 on 6/24/2008 9:04 PM >
| | | | Posted by Air 33
God your slow.
Besides since when do lesbo's stick-it-in-the-pooper? I thought they stuck it elsewhere?
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I'm lost, and tired of trying to understand this thread. I think I'm too old to understand.
edit- Oh SNAP! upon further review on trying to figure where I went wrong I realized she is a lesbian, Sorry, i'm an idiot. Proceed with the analingus talk. I should know better than to get involved with these types of threads.
[last edit 6/24/2008 9:07 PM by Wilk - edited 2 times]
Ready for liftoff
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Air
Location: Canada
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 70 on 6/24/2008 9:20 PM >
| | | | Posted by David Dong
I like where this is going
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I didn't figure you to be a pooper fan.
Posted by Wilky
I'm lost, and tired of trying to understand this thread. I think I'm too old to understand.
edit- Oh SNAP! upon further review on trying to figure where I went wrong I realized she is a lesbian, Sorry, i'm an idiot. Proceed with the analingus talk. I should know better than to get involved with these types of threads.
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The one thing I don't get is straight people using the term 'my partner'. That is confusing as hell.
Posted by argonian
Lesbians can stick things anywhere, it is just a matter of what they are sticking. For example, I am pretty sure they are capable of analingus.
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Jeezus! My delicate sensibilities are now awash with such dirty talk. I think they can do as they wish, but I just assumed that the bum region was less favored.
This is all dsankt's fault, dirty pooper sticker!
[last edit 6/24/2008 9:25 PM by Air - edited 2 times]
"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist |
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| |  | | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 71 on 6/24/2008 9:33 PM >
| | | | Let's get this thread back to personal angst and managing someone else's relationship please.
Chris...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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maypost
Location: North, South, East, West, all around... then down to the underground
Gender: Male
Exploring if for n00bz0rz
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 72 on 6/24/2008 9:35 PM >
| | | | Posted by Air 33
I didn't figure you to be a pooper fan.
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You're kidding...right??
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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bandito
Location: Northern NJ
Gender: Male
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 73 on 6/25/2008 1:06 AM >
| | | | Posted by turbozutek
Let's get this thread back to personal angst and managing someone else's relationship please.
Chris...
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amen. I want more dysfunctional-screwed-up Jerry Springer talk coupled with Daddy-love-me issues and all sorts of Freudian neuroses.
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manitou
Location: Mississauga/Toronto/Waterloo
Gender: Male
I was born with an inherent knowledge of every abandonment in the world!
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 74 on 6/25/2008 5:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by argonian
But you like your ladies crazy (and certified as such).
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That used to be the case, it is no longer though, Chloe isn't that crazy.
Lesbians are certainly capable of anal, strap-ons, double headed dongs and fingers allow for this possibility.
[last edit 6/25/2008 5:01 AM by manitou - edited 1 times]
www.dkphotogroup.com
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maypost
Location: North, South, East, West, all around... then down to the underground
Gender: Male
Exploring if for n00bz0rz
| | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 75 on 6/25/2008 5:23 AM >
| | | | Posted by manitou
That used to be the case, it is no longer though, Chloe isn't that crazy.
Lesbians are certainly capable of anal, strap-ons, double headed dongs and fingers allow for this possibility.
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someone say my name?
[last edit 6/25/2008 5:23 AM by maypost - edited 1 times]
Exploring is like tattoos... They stopped being cool in 2005
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TurboZutek
King Dick
Location: Scotland
Gender: Male
Giant octo-penised rapephant
| | | | Re: How do I convince my girlfriend to NOT come with me?
<Reply # 76 on 6/25/2008 7:52 AM >
| | | | Posted by manitou
That used to be the case, it is no longer though, Chloe isn't that crazy.
Lesbians are certainly capable of anal, strap-ons, double headed dongs and fingers allow for this possibility.
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There comes a time in a thread when it's answered nearly every question imaginable, just short of 'what is the meaning of life' - and at that point...
We all had ostriches. My dad had an ostrich farm! I remember one day someone came in and said the high altitude bombing of Kosovo had been a limited success, so we all went out and celebrated… by killing an ostrich and boiling it in kiwi fruit. |
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