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UER Forum > Archived UE Photography > The moose out front should've told ya. (Viewed 536 times)
Gordon Bombay 


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The moose out front should've told ya.
< on 11/1/2007 12:43 AM >
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So this summer I thought it be nice to take the kids and wife across the country on a wonderful family road trip to the pinnacle of amusement parks: Walley World!


-Heres me and the wife getting ready to leave with our wonderful children.

However when we got there, after driving all that way we encountered a security guard who informed us of a not so pleasant situation.


-"Sorry folks, parks closed. The moose out front should've told ya!"

Oh I had seen that moose, and was not happy that the park was closed!


Even though the park was closed there was no reason not to explore it..


-one


-two


-three


-four


-five


-six (this was used to take capacity numbers for one of the rides)


-seven


-eight


-nine


At about this time the security guard caught me sneaking around so i forced him to come along with me at gun point.


-ten


-eleven


-twelve


-thirteen


-fourteen


-fifteen


Eventually the cops caught up to us and arrested me and my family. But from reading UER I remembered what senseriffic told me about what happens when you get caught exploring...


"Boobs make great get out of jail free cards."

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 1 on 11/1/2007 1:03 AM >
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i chuckled a bit
nice story with your greatttt shots

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 2 on 11/1/2007 1:16 AM >
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13 did it for me. i like the pics of yourself too. adds character.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 3 on 11/1/2007 1:35 AM >
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Brilliant.


nice job


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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 4 on 11/1/2007 2:01 AM >
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your a funny guy.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 5 on 11/1/2007 2:07 AM >
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14 is just dirty.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 6 on 11/1/2007 2:42 AM >
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very creative, with nice photography to boot.

man i would love to explore an amusement park.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 7 on 11/1/2007 3:24 AM >
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the biggest bummer about this place is that i have ridden a lot of the rides...

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I find your lack of coziness.... disturbing.
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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 8 on 11/1/2007 3:27 AM >
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Great story and pics. Glad that you and the family can all have fun on your trip together.

That's the true UER way, "Family Exploration"!

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That... is a really incredible synopsis!

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 9 on 11/1/2007 3:35 AM >
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Hilarious reference and awesome pics. I think 9 is one of my favorites.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 10 on 11/1/2007 5:45 AM >
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14 = see Joe, I told you that the clowns will eat you if you aren't good!

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 11 on 11/1/2007 8:13 AM >
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haha all photo sets should be this entertaining

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Re: #4
<Reply # 12 on 11/1/2007 9:00 PM >
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#4 actually makes me feel like I'm going to fall over in my chair! I like it.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 13 on 11/2/2007 1:03 AM >
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I think those are some of the most awesome mermaids I have ever seen.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 14 on 11/2/2007 3:43 PM >
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Great colors! Those mermaids are pretty hot...

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 15 on 11/3/2007 6:07 PM >
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Glad you guys liked the story. Thats one of my favorite movies.

Posted by tron_2.0
the biggest bummer about this place is that i have ridden a lot of the rides...


I agree, I had ridden a lot of them too. Most of them are supposed to get relocated but I think the dude who owns it is gonna just end up tearing down the big wooden one and the log flume.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 16 on 11/3/2007 6:15 PM >
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Eventually the cops caught up to us and arrested me and my family. But from reading UER I remembered what senseriffic told me about what happens when you get caught exploring...
"Boobs make great get out of jail free cards."




LOL Oh man your whole story cracked me up!!! it works everytime, you need to keep some in your UER exploring kit, SERIOUSLY haloween costumes are on sale really cheap, so boobs are aplenty right now!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 17 on 11/4/2007 11:37 PM >
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nice.

I love that movie. And holy shit, I just found out that we have the DVD.

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 18 on 11/5/2007 7:22 AM >
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pure awesome

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Re: The moose out front should've told ya.
<Reply # 19 on 11/5/2007 1:12 PM >
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That was good fun! thanks.

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