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 MattArch18
  
Location: Dallas, Tx and Terre Haute, In
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 20 on 10/14/2007 4:46 AM >
|  | | | I think I've been caught four times, and all four times they let me and my friends off...guess it helps to have been living in a rural area, and know all three of the cops lol.
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yokes
   
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
I aim to misbehave
| | |  | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 21 on 10/14/2007 5:04 AM >
| | | | So far, no nabs. I'm sure it is just time.
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KingKong
Location: Pittsburgh PA / Rochester NY
Gender: Male
Insert artistic / badass sounding phrase here.
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 22 on 10/14/2007 7:13 PM >
| | | | Came close once. My friend and I were exploring Sampson Air Force Base (willard farm project) in NY. We were coming out of the factory and there was a man with two dogs on the main road in the base about 20 ft away. We took no chances. We got low and fast and managed to sneak around him in the tall grass and network of buildings. We then left immediately.
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Solus
Location: Michigan
Gender: Male
Exigua pars est vitae quam nos uiuimus
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 23 on 10/16/2007 5:34 PM >
| | | | fortunately, the one time I was caught, it wasn't by anyone who could do anything about it. Running is fast.
I had a close call in a hospital also. I saw an open door (that hadn't been open before) and when I turned a corner there was a pair of headlights peering through the glass at the end of the hall. Suffice it to say, I got the hell out of sight.
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miss_abbotsford
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 24 on 10/17/2007 10:11 PM >
| | | | I was trapped in the attic of a house I had entered. The window was missing in the basement. Unfortunately the attic door had no handle and my purse was in the other room. I was trapped in a small room for about three hours with no way of getting out. There was a pair of dirty pants on the floor, a mirrored closet door, a coat hanger and some venetian blinds in the window, a plastic milk jug with strange green water or something in it. Not exactly tools for getting out of a tight spot. I got a bit panicky when it started to get darker, and colder. Everything I had was in my handbag. I had some Hall's coughdrops in my pocket and a piece of paper, and some coins, but nothing useful. I tried the coat hanger in the doorlock and prying the door open with part of the blinds like a crowbar but the door was heavy and the lock was the old fashioned kind. This house was ancient and I was trapped.
I tried to signal some neighbours with the mirror like they do in the movies. I flashed it around but nothing happened. I opened the window and yelled for half an hour... still nothing.
I threw the mirrored closet door out of one window. Nothing happened. I threw a shelf from the closet out the window and the neighbours got out of thier house and said, "Get the hell out of that house."
I yelled from the broken fourth floor window in the attic, " I would but the door is locked. I'm trapped with no way out. Can you bring me a rope or a ladder."
The neighbours were like no. They were drunk and stupid people.
I decided to cause some more shit, since they weren't helping things.
I threw more shit out the window until they called the police.
The police thought I was a criminal, since I was locking myself in the attic, so they busted the door, tasered my leg, and hand-cuffed me.
I started acting crazy and talking only in French. So the cops started talking to me in really bad French. I called them names, spat in thier faces and told them they spoke French very poorly and they should learn the proper pronunciation and grammar if they wished to speak to me. They thought I was crazy and dropped me off at the hospital in the next town. Luckily I had lost my wallet the day before and had no id in my handbag, which the cops kindly returned to me after my Canon camera full of pics mysteriously disappeared. It could have been the neighbours who could have entered the house the same way I did. Or the cops. Oh well, not the end of the world.
The cops took me to the hospital in the next town. I was like fuck this shit and tried to escape out of the hospital before I was registered with the triage system. I left out a door and started walking down the street. The cop was out waiting for me and said, "Hey girl, this isn't mission impossible here, I know you want to go but you have to talk to the doctor first.
So I waited and waited and waited in the lobby. I spoke to a doctor. I was like uh I got trapped in a house, and got scared. I broke a window, I couldn't jump off the roof with miniblinds as a parachute so I attracted the cops to come bust me out. I have to go to school tomorrow, it's a charity race for retarded kids and I am in the first relay, I also have to do a obstacle course with six of my classmates and I better not be late or we will lose and they will be upset. I also have a dodgeball game after the race. Then I have a gig. After that I have another day of school. Right now my legs hurt and have taser burn marks on them, my wrist's hurt from the cuffs and my fucking head hurts from being bumped into various doorways and the cop mobile on my exciting journey here.
The doctor looked at my bruises and told me, "You are fine, go home, take your sleeping pills and other medication. Get a good night sleep and then go do your sports day thing."
I smiled and walked out of the hospital, jumped on the next bus, rode the sky train without a ticket and walked the rest of the way over the bridge to my house.
Absolutely nothing will happen if you act crazy, have some kind of medical history recorded with the appropriate labels, and act like you are having some minor breakdown. Don't overdo it. suicidal behaviour will just get you locked up for a few weeks. A minor faking of crazy is just enough. I think that because I am a woman and was super aggressive with the cops and called them names that they thought for sure I had some issues and I made sure I acted the part to get the hell out of thier hair.
All in all this experience has taught me some key lessons in UE that I didn't pick up from my buddy,
Don't leave you kit in the next room,
Always tell somebody where you are going to be,
Carry a cell phone and write down the address of where you are,
make sure to have a screwdriver or jack knife in a jacket pocket
wear warmer clothing, and
don't go alone.
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don cornelius
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Location: Your asshole.
Proud Parent
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 25 on 10/17/2007 10:20 PM >
| | | | got caught when I was 17. I lucked out because I was 2 months from turning 18, So all I got was a slap on the wrist.
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junkyard
 
Location: LaCrosse, WI
Gender: Male
Strategic Beer Command where the metal hits the meat.
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 26 on 10/18/2007 3:01 AM >
| | | | That is by far the dumbest story I have ever heard. It all started right about the throwing shit out the window part, and just got worse. But it was a good laugh though.
I drink gasoline for breakfeast and beer for dinner!
Any problem can be licked with a case of beer and a few sticks of dynamite.
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antyhero
 
Location: Louisville, KY
Gender: Male
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 27 on 10/18/2007 1:06 PM >
| | | | Posted by u25680
got caught when I was 17. I lucked out because I was 2 months from turning 18, So all I got was a slap on the wrist.
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You should get a fake ID. Then you can always be 17.
I changed my mind so much I can't even trust it. My mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself.
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uexfan9327
Location: Redmond, WA
Gender: Male
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 28 on 10/18/2007 11:19 PM >
| | | | I got caught last night (technically this morning), two police officers confronted us and didn't believe that we would just go around places at night to take pictures. Did a quick check of our ids and told us to get out of there. And he tried to make us think that it was illegal to be out past 1:00am which annoyed me.
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don cornelius
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Location: Your asshole.
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<Reply # 29 on 10/19/2007 2:07 AM >
| | | | Posted by antyhero
You should get a fake ID. Then you can always be 17.
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I actually have the ID I had back then. The only difference is 30 pounds and I had green hair. the early 90s sucked sooooo bad.
40+ year olds with Myspace pages are not cool, they are pediphiles on the prowl. Buyer beware. |
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Intrinsic
Location: Collingwood
Gender: Male
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 30 on 10/19/2007 4:00 AM >
| | | | Caught one by an elderly lady who was shaking, she was so upset. She threatened to have someone 'cut off our heads'. It was amusing and my buddy had a camcorder in his hand but neglected to record it.
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BlackCoffee
Location: mississauga ontario
Gender: Male
BISHUFFULAR
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 31 on 10/19/2007 6:19 AM >
| | | | Posted by miss_abbotsford
I tried to signal some neighbours with the mirror like they do in the movies. I flashed it around but nothing happened. I opened the window and yelled for half an hour... still nothing.
I threw the mirrored closet door out of one window. Nothing happened. I threw a shelf from the closet out the window and the neighbours got out of thier house and said, "Get the hell out of that house."
I yelled from the broken fourth floor window in the attic, " I would but the door is locked. I'm trapped with no way out. Can you bring me a rope or a ladder."
The neighbours were like no. They were drunk and stupid people.
I decided to cause some more shit, since they weren't helping things.
I threw more shit out the window until they called the police.
The police thought I was a criminal, since I was locking myself in the attic, so they busted the door, tasered my leg, and hand-cuffed me.
I started acting crazy and talking only in French. So the cops started talking to me in really bad French. I called them names, spat in thier faces and told them they spoke French very poorly and they should learn the proper pronunciation and grammar if they wished to speak to me. They thought I was crazy and dropped me off at the hospital in the next town. Luckily I had lost my wallet the day before and had no id in my handbag, which the cops kindly returned to me after my Canon camera full of pics mysteriously disappeared. It could have been the neighbours who could have entered the house the same way I did. Or the cops. Oh well, not the end of the world.
The cops took me to the hospital in the next town. I was like fuck this shit and tried to escape out of the hospital before I was registered with the triage system. I left out a door and started walking down the street. The cop was out waiting for me and said, "Hey girl, this isn't mission impossible here, I know you want to go but you have to talk to the doctor first.
So I waited and waited and waited in the lobby. I spoke to a doctor. I was like uh I got trapped in a house, and got scared. I broke a window, I couldn't jump off the roof with miniblinds as a parachute so I attracted the cops to come bust me out. I have to go to school tomorrow, it's a charity race for retarded kids and I am in the first relay, I also have to do a obstacle course with six of my classmates and I better not be late or we will lose and they will be upset. I also have a dodgeball game after the race. Then I have a gig. After that I have another day of school. Right now my legs hurt and have taser burn marks on them, my wrist's hurt from the cuffs and my fucking head hurts from being bumped into various doorways and the cop mobile on my exciting journey here.
The doctor looked at my bruises and told me, "You are fine, go home, take your sleeping pills and other medication. Get a good night sleep and then go do your sports day thing."
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that is either the biggest pack of lies ever, or you are one dopey kid. next time, unhinge the door and don't leave your shit laying in another room.
SaraBellum fixed the formatting.
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brap.
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antyhero
Location: Louisville, KY
Gender: Male
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 32 on 10/19/2007 12:44 PM >
| | | | Posted by u25680
I actually have the ID I had back then. The only difference is 30 pounds and I had green hair. the early 90s sucked sooooo bad.
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Just get a new one made. Go to a local high school, and find out where they get their fake IDs. BAM! Get out of jail free card.
Put on some acne make up. Ride a bike to the site cuz your dad took your car away. And if he finds out you sneaked to the old abandoned warehouse he won't let you go to prom.
I changed my mind so much I can't even trust it. My mind changed me so much I can't even trust myself.
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MHInc
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Location: Niagara Falls, Ontario Canada
Gender: Male
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 33 on 10/19/2007 3:26 PM >
| | | | Ontario, at least in the Niagara Region of Ontario, as long as you are carrying burglary tools or cans of spray paint, you get nothing, at least I have got off twice with not even my name being given.
First time, walking out of the building, there was a single unit, middle aged officer waiting there. I had only camera in hand. Asked what I was doing, and I told him. "Exploring this abandoned building, and taking pictures".
He asked to see the pics. I showed him, and he said they were cool, told me to be careful, and left.
Second time, security guard, seemed more scared of us than we were of him. Didn't ask what we were doing, just told us if we didn't leave he could loose his job! Wah ha ha ha! So we left.
MH Inc. Photography Canada
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Poisonne
Location: The Wilds of Bowmanville, Canada.
Gender: Female
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 34 on 10/19/2007 3:53 PM >
| | | | The only time I've been close to being caught was when I did a building that wasn't abandoned.
I was walking around a small town where one of my friends lived, taking pictures, and we passed by a school they wished to attend. We walked around it briefly (noting that the windows had huge, ugly metal bars on them -- and this was a primary school in a rural area! I guess that should have been a warning ...), and then peered in through the door. On a whim, one of my buddies tried the handle -- and the door opened easily! Score!
So we walked in and started moseying through the classes, my friends telling me what they did during their time there, what this classroom used to be used for, who taught there, et cetera. Finally we decided to walk down towards the gym, which would be the last part of the school we had to see.
Well, didn't we set off the motion detector.
Thankfully it wasn't a silent motion detector, and as soon as the wailing started we all booted it back down the hallway and out the door. Outside, we slowed down, and managed to walk casually to the woods nearby, in case anyone would be watching.
We spent about a half an hour in the woods, but were unable to find an alternate way that wasn't flooded to get back to my friend's house. When we tried to go back the way we'd come, we found a Police officer loitering outside his car around the school. We darted back into the forest, but were sure he'd seen us -- he must have just thought we were some stupid, pot-smoking teenagers. Haha.
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seicer
Location: New York
Gender: Male
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 35 on 10/19/2007 4:25 PM >
| | | | Posted by miss_abbotsford
I was trapped in the attic of a house I had entered. [...] I tried to signal some neighbours with the mirror like they do in the movies. [...] I opened the window and yelled for half an hour [...] I threw the mirrored closet door out of one window. [...] I threw a shelf from the closet out the window [...] The neighbours were like no. They were drunk and stupid people [...] I decided to cause some more shit [...] I threw more shit out the window until they called the police. |
This story sounds baloney to begin with.
| I was locking myself in the attic, so they busted the door, tasered my leg, and hand-cuffed me [...] I started acting crazy and talking only in French |
Gee. I surmise that you were already acting pretty bat-#@$^ crazy, so they had to tazer you to get you to calm down a bit. I mean, you were throwing things out of a window, yelling at people, "locking" yourself in rooms.
| I called them names, spat in thier faces and told them they spoke French very poorly and they should learn the proper pronunciation and grammar if they wished to speak to me. They thought I was crazy and dropped me off at the hospital in the next town. Luckily I had lost my wallet the day before and had no id in my handbag, which the cops kindly returned to me after my Canon camera full of pics mysteriously disappeared. It could have been the neighbours who could have entered the house the same way I did. Or the cops. Oh well, not the end of the world. |
This gets better.
| The cops took me to the hospital [...] I was like fuck this shit and tried to escape out of the hospital before I was registered with the triage system. I left out a door and started walking down the street. |
You are a @#$^ing idiot.
| I was like uh I got trapped in a house, and got scared. I broke a window, I couldn't jump off the roof with miniblinds as a parachute so I attracted the cops to come bust me out. |
How old are you again?
| I have to go to school tomorrow, it's a charity race for retarded kids and I am in the first relay, I also have to do a obstacle course with six of my classmates and I better not be late or we will lose and they will be upset. I also have a dodgeball game after the race. Then I have a gig. After that I have another day of school. Right now my legs hurt and have taser burn marks on them, my wrist's hurt from the cuffs and my fucking head hurts from being bumped into various doorways and the cop mobile on my exciting journey here. |
Oh yeah, you are in elementary school. No wonder you couldn't figure out how to get out of a "locked" room. Or why the cops tazered you after you were resisting them, spitting in their faces and the like.
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You must enjoy this.
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BeachedMermaid
Location: Winder, GA
Gender: Female
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 36 on 10/19/2007 5:33 PM >
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The links for Georgia no longer work....
"We have no light to illuminate the pathway of the future save that which falls over our shoulder from the past." |
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Explorer Zero
| | | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 37 on 10/20/2007 8:53 PM >
| | | | Posted by BeachedMermaid
The links for Georgia no longer work....
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well, dont just sit there call the governor
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miss_abbotsford
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 38 on 10/21/2007 8:08 PM >
| | | | Posted by junkyard
That is by far the dumbest story I have ever heard. It all started right about the throwing shit out the window part, and just got worse. But it was a good laugh though.
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I know it is a stupid story but I am a very stupid person who has a small share invested in the total knowledge of the world. Everyday I realize how much I don't know.
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miss_abbotsford
| | Re: All about trespassing charges- have you been caught?
<Reply # 39 on 10/21/2007 8:09 PM >
| | | | It's a true story. I am just a very stupid person. Every day I realize I know less and less about the world.
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