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 fiftyone_eggs
  
Location: jerzey
Gender: Male
 |  |  | Anybody got any good UE jokes?
< on 8/20/2013 6:50 PM >
|  | | | I'm going to present a couple of my UE videos to a group this week. It would be nice to lead the presentation with a joke but I can't think of any good UE-themed jokes.
Anybody got any?
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toefu
  
Location: North N.J.
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 1 on 8/20/2013 6:51 PM >
| | | | what are three things you can't give an urban explorer?
social skills, humility, and a job.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/toefu/ |
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G to the Race
 
Hi!
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 2 on 8/20/2013 6:53 PM >
| | | | Urban explorer walks into a bar. Pics or it didn't happen.
You betcha |
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CatAndTie
Location: Southeastern PA
Gender: Male
LifeInDecay. com
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 3 on 8/20/2013 7:27 PM >
| | | | Why did the female explorer cross the road?
- She didn't, she was raped in an abandonment.
Although that's more of a UER-based joke. ;)
I'll try to think of something.
"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." - Andre Gide |
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Crypton
 
Gender: Male
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 4 on 8/20/2013 7:33 PM >
| | | | [That's the joke]
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fiftyone_eggs
Location: jerzey
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 5 on 8/20/2013 8:32 PM >
| | | | Good stuff - keep em coming. Haven't seen anything I can actually use on a crowd, but I'm sure laughing!
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toefu
Location: North N.J.
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 6 on 8/20/2013 8:40 PM >
| | | | In Mexico if you get caught at a location three times you get a citation for tres-passing.
WOmPWOMP!
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Rinzler
Location: New Jersey
Nomad
| |  | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 7 on 8/20/2013 8:40 PM >
| | | | Just mention this site.
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PressingLeap
Location: Mid-Atlantic
Gender: Female
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 8 on 8/20/2013 10:08 PM >
| | | | I'm a sucker for puns, personally. I can't think of any "leading" jokes right now though.
When people worry about me...they say "you're going where?! okay...well keep me updated" And I reply "okay I will keep you updated asbestos I can." Hate on it all you want, but we laugh every time.
www.flickr.com/photos/pressingleap |
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Astro
  
Usually naked
Location: The Delta Quadrant
Gender: Male
Resistance is Futile
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 9 on 8/20/2013 10:14 PM >
| | | | How do you know explorers had horrible childhoods? or How do you know if someone if an explorer?
They have abandonment issues
Actually the possibilities as you go along are practically endless
[last edit 8/20/2013 10:15 PM by Astro - edited 1 times]
[02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on'
[22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here
Astro: Patron Saint of Drains |
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Send4Help
Location: A biology lab far, far away...
Gender: Male
No time for the old in-out, love.
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 10 on 8/20/2013 10:29 PM >
| | | | Knock knock...
...whose there?
POLICE! COME OUT OF THAT VACANT BUILDING!
The Durango '95 purred away a real horrowshow - a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. And soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. |
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toefu
Location: North N.J.
Gender: Male
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 11 on 8/20/2013 10:42 PM >
| | | | what do you call begging for legal access to an abandonment?
URBAN IMPLORING
WOKKAWOKKA-AYOOOOGA.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/toefu/ |
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Steed
Location: Edmonton/Seoul
Gender: Male
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Race Traitor
| | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 12 on 8/21/2013 12:17 AM >
| | | | Posted by G to the Race
Urban explorer walks into a bar. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Sorry everyone, this is the only one that actually made me laugh.
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bandi
Lippy Mechanic Bastard
Location: Trent Hills, ON
Gender: Male
A liminal mind is all I've ever known.
| |  | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 13 on 8/21/2013 1:55 AM >
| | | | Posted by G to the Race
Urban explorer walks into a bar. Pics or it didn't happen.
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Just don't show the entry point!
hi i like cars |
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G to the Race
Hi!
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 15 on 8/21/2013 2:59 AM >
|  | | | What do you call a polite, suave explorer?
An urbane explorer
How many urban explorers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, one to screw it in and one to say how much better his lightbulb is.
You betcha |
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Colossus
Location: The Nether
Gender: Male
| | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 16 on 8/21/2013 6:01 AM >
| | | | Posted by G to the Race
What do you call a polite, suave explorer?
An urbane explorer
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No. Canadian
Everyone, chill the fuck out! I got this. |
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yokes
Location: Toronto
Gender: Male
I aim to misbehave
| | | | Re: Anybody got any good UE jokes?
<Reply # 18 on 8/21/2013 1:18 PM >
| | | | Why did the explorer cross the road?
To get into an ethics debate over the proper way to cross a road.
"Great architecture has only two natural enemies: water and stupid men." - Richard Nickel |
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