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UER Forum > Archived Rookie Forum > How to Keep Explorers Off your Property (Viewed 927 times) Spiritwalker  Location: Canada Gender: Female What is the difference between exploring and being lost?"  |  How to Keep Explorers Off your Property < on 5/3/2012 7:28 PM >   HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of size 14--16 men's work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba: Colette, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in about an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood.Better wait outside. Be right back..........."Cooter" Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. “Develop a built-in bullshit detector.”Ernest Hemingway Crypton  Gender: Male  |  Re: How to Keep Explorers Off your Property <Reply # 1 on 5/3/2012 7:44 PM >   Wtf? Astro  Usually naked Location: The Delta Quadrant Gender: Male Resistance is Futile  |  Re: How to Keep Explorers Off your Property <Reply # 2 on 5/3/2012 7:47 PM >   http://www.uer.ca/...id=1&catid=1000490 [02:33:56] <Valkyre> Astro your whole life is ruled by the sentence ' life is better without clothes on' [22:16:00] <DSomms> it was normal until astro got here Astro: Patron Saint of Drains hydrotherapy  Clever Girl Location: Circle of Least Confusion RPS is inside all of us  |  |  Re: How to Keep Explorers Off your Property <Reply # 3 on 5/3/2012 8:05 PM >   Get down, girl, go 'head, get down. UER Forum > Archived Rookie Forum > How to Keep Explorers Off your Property (Viewed 927 times) All content and images copyright © 2002-2024 UER.CA and respective creators. Graphical Design by Crossfire. To contact webmaster, or click to email with problems or other questions about this site: UER CONTACT View Terms of Service | View Privacy Policy | Server colocation provided by Beanfield This page was generated for you in 125 milliseconds. Since June 23, 2002, a total of 740847429 pages have been generated.