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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 260 on 1/24/2012 12:49 PM >

Awwright, however the Barnpocalypse is still going to happen sometime between now and the year 6425853589258. I just know it. That is when the streets will run red with the blood of the non-barnlievers.

Occupy DangerBarns 2012! Worst idea ever! I am scared! I want to go home! I am going to go watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and barricade my doors! My eyeballs are bleeding! The paper thin walls of this inferior dimension are being crumpled by superior beings! The barns are coming through the frayed holes they have torn in our fragile universe! I am still watching My Little Pony! Why do I like this show so much! Why am I still typing! Why do I insist on ending every sentence with an exclamation point! I am still watching My Little Pony! I am going to stop typing now! I guess not! I should shut up! Wait, false alarm, the barns have not infiltrated yet! My eyeballs are not bleeding anymore! Yay! I am still typing and watching MLP!

That's what happens when you post at five in the morning, and I do not regret a single sentence.


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 261 on 1/24/2012 1:54 PM >

Friendship is magic.


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post by insanebuslady   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 262 on 1/24/2012 6:09 PM >

Posted by syl23

That's what happens when you post at five in the morning after snorting 2 grams of blow, and I do not regret a single sentence.





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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 263 on 1/25/2012 1:43 AM >

Alright, that was the most insanely obnoxious post I will ever make in my entire life and I realize that I am not capable of even coming close to being that ridiculous again. Therefore, I am going to take a break from this thread for a bit and let Therrin post while on ambien. Maybe if this thread gets stupid enough the owner of the original barn will let us in out of pity.

EDIT: After reading again, I realized that the post in question is over 9000 times more coherent than some parts of a Florida Door thread I read.

In that spirit, DUUUUUURRRGGHHH!111!!!111!1!!!!!

[last edit 1/25/2012 1:48 AM by syl23 - edited 1 times]

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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 264 on 1/25/2012 4:28 AM >

^^^ What is this I don't even


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 265 on 1/25/2012 6:05 AM >

Maybe this barn is just a ruse. The government is trying to distract us with this barn, while they do things in another much more interesting barn somewhere else. We should from now on keep a constant vigilance for peculiar padlocked barns. The Truth is out there.


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post by miirkat   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 266 on 2/24/2012 6:53 AM >

Y'know, I was thinking reaaaal hard about this the other day, and what if it's a good thing none of us have managed to infiltrate this seemingly trite little barn? Think about it, what is the governments number one problem right now? Urban explorers. The gov'mint don't need no modern day Lewis and Clark discovering new--in this case old abandoned property. No, in fact I bet they relish the thought of doing away with us all and blaming it on foreign terrorism. What if the barn was rigged with explosives that detonated once someone managed to infiltrate the barn, like those old espionage messages in James Bond films that self destructed after an allotted time of being opened? Obviously this barn is a clever ruse meant to bait, trap, and off us. Well I for one won't fall for it. I vote we send orphans to check it out for us. If it blows up, they don't have to worry about not having parents anymore. If it doesn't--hey new orphanage, right? ^_^



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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 267 on 2/24/2012 7:49 AM >

ahhh, Therrin & Ambien, that was so 22 months ago.

This is how I am *normally*.

Scary, isn't it?




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post by miirkat   |  | 
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<Reply # 268 on 2/24/2012 10:06 AM >




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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 269 on 2/24/2012 10:41 AM >

MUST. NOT. MAKE. REFERENCE...






Alright, Pinkamena Diane Pie is in the barn. Her teen angst has a very, very large body count. She is the Josef Mengele of ponies. I mean...

PINKIE OF DEATH!
PRINCESS TO THE BASEMENT OF THE DEAD!
INFAMOUS!
PONY!
PINKIE OF DEATH!

SADISTIC
EQUESTRIAN OF DEMISE
SADIST OF THE PONIEST BLOOD
DESTROYING
WITHOUT MERCY
TO BENEFIT HER HOBBY OF ART

SURGERY
WITH NO ANESTHESIA
FEEL THE KNIFE PIERCE YOU INTENSELY
INFERIOR
NO USE TO MAREKIND
STRAPPED DOWN
SCREAMING OUT FOR TWIIIII(light sparkle)!!!!!

Yeah, once I start ponifying Slayer songs, it's generally a good idea to stop posting.


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post by MeoW   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 270 on 2/24/2012 5:28 PM >

14 pages of intrigue, and counting.
If the door was welded shut, I'd be even more fascinated.


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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 271 on 2/24/2012 6:38 PM >

Posted by Yeah_meoW
14 pages of intrigue, and counting.
If the door was welded shut, I'd be even more fascinated.


You still think this thread is being serious?

:nuclearfacepalm:


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post by robtastic   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 272 on 2/24/2012 6:44 PM >

I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.


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post by insanebuslady   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 273 on 2/24/2012 11:20 PM >

Posted by robtastic
I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.


Robbbb. Get back in the game dude, you guys rule


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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 274 on 2/25/2012 12:52 AM >

Posted by insanebuslady
the game


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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post by Jonno23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 275 on 2/25/2012 3:11 AM >

Posted by robtastic
I'm still amazed this thread keeps going. This was the first real thing I found when I started UE and we posted it just as a joke.


Way to try to make us think there is nothing to the barn.

SHIT. THEY GOT TO ROB!


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post by MonkeyPunchBaby   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 276 on 2/25/2012 3:20 AM >

Posted by Jonno23


Way to try to make us think there is nothing to the barn.

SHIT. THEY GOT TO ROB!


I was thinking the exact same thing...the government has now infiltrated UER...now we need to step up the process of covering our faces and acting like ninjas.

[last edit 2/25/2012 3:21 AM by MonkeyPunchBaby - edited 1 times]

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post by Skye_Ann   |  | 
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<Reply # 277 on 2/25/2012 3:47 AM >

Why isn't this thread dead yet? x.x


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post by syl23   |  | 
Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 278 on 2/25/2012 5:44 AM >

Posted by Skye_Ann
Why isn't this thread dead yet? x.x


Because it's awesome.


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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: Top secret government barn of doom
<Reply # 279 on 2/25/2012 8:43 AM >

Posted by MonkeyPunchBaby


I was thinking the exact same thing...the government has now infiltrated UER...now we need to step up the process of covering our faces and acting like ninjas.


You mean, you don't just always act like a ninja??? That's messed up man. Being a ninja isn't something you flip on and off, it's what you ARE.

Ninja4Life homeskillet, Ninja4Life.


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