All I know is someone needs to git in tha kitchen an make me some PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why are women on the internet? who gave them permission? geeze you let them vote and they think they own the world. as my wife always says (after she asks my permission to speak) would you like ketchup or mustard on your sandwich master.

As I always said women are cute and cuddly - every man should own one.












im joking hahahaha

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The Rabbit has been suspiciously silent on this matter.

Ask for pictures of the sandwich Olive made, and compare it to her parking photos on another thread.

There was no time for photos, it needed to be put into my stomach asap

and it was delicious

I wasn't fast enough to get a picture of the sammich before TRAINS demolished it, but I was able to get this picture of it after a little internal processing...



Olive, you may want to try less curry and laxatives next time... Just sayin.

How do you blind a woman?

Well, you put a windshield in front of her...


Sorry. I had to.

I'd like some pie, too. And a fuckin' sammich.

Okay, I just went to my freezer to see if I had any ice cream left, and I shit you people not, there is a nice, home made raspberry pie in there. I live by myself...

Little bandi is quite concerned, very confused, and really enjoying this mystery pie.

Posted by bandi Okay, I just went to my freezer to see if I had any ice cream left, and I shit you people not, there is a nice, home made raspberry pie in there. I live by myself... Little bandi is quite concerned, very confused, and really enjoying this mystery pie.

The women of UER are JUST. THAT. FAST.

Posted by bandi Little bandi is quite concerned, very confused, and really enjoying this mystery pie.

Maybe it's been poisoned...beware!

Posted by Emma Peel The women of UER are JUST. THAT. FAST.

Well... wow. They infiltrated my freezer like it's never been infiltrated before.



And I don't even think it's poisoned. I had a few pieces last night, and even some for breakfast today and I'm feeling quite sprightly.

I'd be interested in buying the 2010 "Women Of UER" calendar if there are copies left in the UER warehouse.

Posted by fedge I'd be interested in buying the 2010 "Women Of UER" calendar if there are copies left in the UER warehouse.

Damn it. I still can't believe that those jerks infiltrated the Ladies Only UE board and compiled our vast amount of lesbian noods into a calendar!

Posted by fedge I'd be interested in buying the 2010 "Women Of UER" calendar if there are copies left in the UER warehouse.

Last I heard, someone infiltrated the warehouse and the calendars were reported missing. Security has been beefed up now.

Posted by Emma Peel Damn it. I still can't believe that those jerks infiltrated the Ladies Only UE board and compiled our vast amount of lesbian noods into a calendar!

I bet the videos are all over the interwebz now

Posted by Oryx I bet the videos are all over the interwebz now

Serious question: are there really videos??

Did I hear lesbian??????? Where can I get this calender????? Videos too???? damn it I have been spending $29.99 a month on chokeyourchicken.com

i've been letting this thread simmer and i've got to say that women are not the creme de la creme of shitty drivers... No no no, that honor goes to fucking senior citizens.
they are BAR NONE the worst fucking idiots to EVER wriggle behind the wheel of an automobile.

Posted by fedge I'd be interested in buying the 2010 "Women Of UER" calendar if there are copies left in the UER warehouse.

Someone seriously needs to put this together. Take the 12 UER women with the biggest post count and there ya go! I'd buy one.