Wait. So because I have a vagina, I'm not supposed to enjoy driving? And I'm supposed to be on my phone and rear ending people regularly? I guess I missed the memo. Oh, and I'm supposed to be focused on socializing. Crap.

Sorry, everyone. I didn't realize that I wasn't fulfilling my duties as a woman.

I guess instead of preparing to do an engine overhaul on my car, I should just get pregnant and start cooking dinner.

Posted by Emma Peel Wait. So because I have a vagina, I'm not supposed to enjoy driving? And I'm supposed to be on my phone and rear ending people regularly? I guess I missed the memo. Oh, and I'm supposed to be focused on socializing. Crap. Sorry, everyone. I didn't realize that I wasn't fulfilling my duties as a woman. I guess instead of preparing to do an engine overhaul on my car, I should just get pregnant and start cooking dinner.

guess so... i'd write more about this topic, but i have to get back to the kitchen.

Posted by olive guess so... i'd write more about this topic, but i have to get back to the kitchen.

I hope you're barefoot and pregnant, young lady!

Posted by Emma Peel Wait. So because I have a vagina, I'm not supposed to enjoy driving?

Posted by MindHacker *usually, trends say, exceptions prove the rules, so on and suckforth, i'm a racist sexist*

Posted by Emma Peel I hope you're barefoot and pregnant, young lady!

obviously!

Posted by jeepdave Why is it when people point out a trend or universal truth (that there are always exceptions to) they are sexist or racist

Because there is no such thing as a universal truth, that's a misconception made up and propagated by monotheistic religions. The world is much more complicated than that. fail.

Posted by DjMalign Because there is no such thing as a universal truth, that's a misconception made up and propagated by monotheistic religions. The world is much more complicated than that. fail.

Lol I fail? You can live in the world of pixie dust and fairy farts if you want. Me, I'll sip on beers here in the real world. Where there are people of different races. Not just different skin pigments. People are different. Some are better at some skills and trades than others. That's what makes us unique. The fail comes from wanting everyone to be exactly the same on the inside and just LOOK different on the outside. Doesn't work that way hoss.

lol, pixie dust? All I was saying is that you can't reduce things, people are ignorant and stupid regardless of sex or skin color, which is part of what you said without the whole universal truth/people can be reduced to trends point. I know you saw a bunch of letters formed into these things called words and felt confused by them, but you don't have to beat your american flag tattooed chest at me.

Posted by DjMalign lol, pixie dust? All I was saying is that you can't reduce things, people are ignorant and stupid regardless of sex or skin color, which is part of what you said without the whole universal truth/people can be reduced to trends point. I know you saw a bunch of letters formed into these things called words and felt confused by them, but you don't have to beat your american flag tattooed chest at me.

Ah. This shall be fun. See you can do that. You can find trends in people. That's not a bad thing. Its pretty much as basic as it can get. You can look at markets around the world and find these gender/race related trends. I'm not "beating my american flag tattooed chest" at you. I am simply making a perfectly valid point that you disagree with.

you tried to place me in an "other" category by saying my ideas were fairy farts while you sip yer beer and jerk off to fox news, which made me irritable and probably ready for nap time under my tinkerbell blanket. Its not an insult, i commonly spunk on images of glenn beck too, just for different reasons

Posted by DjMalign you tried to place me in an "other" category by saying my ideas were fairy farts while you sip yer beer and jerk off to fox news, which made me irritable and probably ready for nap time under my tinkerbell blanket. Its not an insult, i commonly spunk on images of glenn beck too, just for different reasons

Lol you think I jerk off to Fox news now, wait till Palin is on there. But on a more serious note, what do fairy farts smell like? I imagine Skittles.

Posted by jeepdave Lol you think I jerk off to Fox news now, wait till Palin is on there. But on a more serious note, what do fairy farts smell like? I imagine Skittles.

No, strangely, its cocaine.

Posted by DjMalign No, strangely, its cocaine.

Oddly that does make more sense.

Posted by olive obviously!

Trains knows this, right?

Posted by bandi Trains knows this, right?

Duh. Trains IIIISSS an almighty, all-powerful, all-knowing man!

Posted by bandi Trains knows this, right?

yes.... here's a quick snap of me taking my role as the female; in the kitchen making him some sandwiches like any obedient girlfriend does.

Oh. My. God. Are you fucking serious? You better be fucking pretending to eat that food before your boyfriend has his fill! How horrible. I can't believe you've done this.

Posted by Emma Peel Oh. My. God. Are you fucking serious? You better be fucking pretending to eat that food before your boyfriend has his fill! How horrible. I can't believe you've done this.

actually i'm barefoot and pregnant too.

Posted by jeepdave Lol I fail? You can live in the world of pixie dust and fairy farts if you want. Me, I'll sip on beers here in the real world. Where there are people of different races. Not just different skin pigments. People are different. Some are better at some skills and trades than others. That's what makes us unique. The fail comes from wanting everyone to be exactly the same on the inside and just LOOK different on the outside. Doesn't work that way hoss.

Now I wanted to join in on this thread to bash women and be thought of as more of an asshole than I am, but I'd prefer to be an asshole by pointing out a flaw in what you are saying. Now you are saying that women, as a general sex, are bad drivers. You are making it seem that all women are the same, equally as bad as the next. Now you are going on about how people are different, unique, and that fail is derived "from wanting everyone to be exactly the same"? By all means, continue to rage about how apparently bad women are at driving, but at least make it coherent.


... Oh, and why can't women drive? Because there's no roads in the kitchen.

Sorry, double post.