Posted by crownand Agreed. Astro went full retard.

You're never supposed to go full retard.

in·de·cent ex·po·sure
Noun
The crime of intentionally showing one's sexual organs in public.


tres·pass
Verb
Enter the owner's land or property without permission.

private property
n
land or belongings owned by a person or group and kept for their exclusive use




Can't be cited for PUBLIC indecency AND trespassing on PRIVATE property and if you are, it won't hold up in court.
The logic works just fine, really.

Posted by shotgun mario Do you think a security guard would want to deal with a drunk 20-something year old who's just shit his pants?

fucking moron.

Posted by insulinguy fucking moron.

I assume your anger is because you tried it and it didn't work? Elaborate; maybe we can adjust it so you can try pissing your pants or vomit on yourself and not be arrested. Report back after trying.

I love this site.

I've never thought of that. You might not get a ride in a cop car if you inform them that they may need to clean the seats after.

Posted by Tristan Brink I've never thought of that. You might not get a ride in a cop car if you inform them that they may need to clean the seats after.

That's the whole reason their plastic.

Right, but wiping shit off plastic is still wiping shit.

Does it count if I just shit in my hand and slap him with it?

Their faces are made of plastic too.

I know to many cops and they take lots of people who have shit themselves to jail. The process for the person going to jail is usually far less pleasant, because said person was a idiot.

that may be true for police, but I'm talking about private security companies. Who gets paid enough to sit around for days on end with nothing happening, and then, BAM! Gotta deal with a steamer rolling down someone's pant legs. Not paid enough says I.

Posted by shotgun mario that may be true for police, but I'm talking about private security companies. Who gets paid enough to sit around for days on end with nothing happening, and then, BAM! Gotta deal with a steamer rolling down someone's pant legs. Not paid enough says I.

When I worked security, all we ever did was cuff people and call the cops.

So, still, the cops would have to deal with that SHIT, not the security guards

Depending on what nasty old place you get caught at, it is entirely possible that the security guard may smell infinitely worse than you, even if you just shat yourself.


Someone hired to put on a uniform & sit/walk around some nasty old HAZMAT hell-hole in Gary Indiana from 8PM - 8AM isn't a wannabe cop with the long-term goal of being an FBI agent, they're simply desperate.


Besides that, let's say you get busted by the security guard, try the good old "Hey, I think I'm going to shit myself in a desperate effort to avoid arrest!" biological warfare ploy, and *if* it doesn't work, do you really want the police officer to mention in his or her report & tell the judge that the suspect reeked of excrement and admitted that he shit himself? If arrested, you'll also find yourself being placed into the emotionally disturbed unit of the jail.

Go ahead & give it a try -- we'll be monitoring the Smoking Gun web page to read about you.


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This is by far the most entertaining tread I have ever read about this subject. Thank you to all involved for making me shit my pants while reading this in an abandonment.

Just tested this. Totally works.

More informative threads like this please.
Based on SM's idea I checked this place out naked.
The workers that were present (making plans for the upcoming demolition) almost pretended as if I wasn't even there.
Better with audio.

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Or am I?

If you try something like this, you had better pray it works, otherwise the bad day you were having to compel you to make such a gamble would just get a literal shitload worse.

Wouldn't recommend.

Gotta appreciate the out-of-the-box thinking at work here, though.