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Location: Las Vegas area Gender: Male Total Likes: 279 likes
When in danger, when in doubt, RUN IN CIRCLES, SCREAM AND SHOUT!
| | | Re: Shitting Pants to avoid security??? < Reply # 33 on 8/23/2013 6:49 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Depending on what nasty old place you get caught at, it is entirely possible that the security guard may smell infinitely worse than you, even if you just shat yourself.
Someone hired to put on a uniform & sit/walk around some nasty old HAZMAT hell-hole in Gary Indiana from 8PM - 8AM isn't a wannabe cop with the long-term goal of being an FBI agent, they're simply desperate.
Besides that, let's say you get busted by the security guard, try the good old "Hey, I think I'm going to shit myself in a desperate effort to avoid arrest!" biological warfare ploy, and *if* it doesn't work, do you really want the police officer to mention in his or her report & tell the judge that the suspect reeked of excrement and admitted that he shit himself? If arrested, you'll also find yourself being placed into the emotionally disturbed unit of the jail. Go ahead & give it a try -- we'll be monitoring the Smoking Gun web page to read about you.
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