Posted by Dee Ashley The reviews I’ve seen says the candle smells like shit. What the hell did they expect? Lol
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Well you don't need a candle to recreate that
The Blackhawk Bando Candle reeks of smothering black mold with a subtle but spicey presence of carcinogenic danger.
Simulates* all aspects of the sploring thrill by permanently impregnating the nerve pathways and brain of users.
Simply lite and carefully back away briskly.
*May glow and spontaneously meltdown even if not lite.
Leave room immediately, then the state.