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RunkPock
Location: Vancouver Gender: Male Total Likes: 129 likes
| | | Re: Post your newest! < Reply # 624 on 4/18/2014 10:49 PM > | Reply with Quote
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| SalamiAvenger
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| | | Re: Post your newest! < Reply # 631 on 5/5/2014 12:18 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Crawnorder Sure looks autistic up there
| I don't think this means what you think it means. Fritz said the deadline for submissions to the barbecue was eleven o'clock. But it isn't eleven o'clock, is it? It's quite clearly well past twelve. Well past my bedtime, but mother can't punish me anymore because I broke both her legs. It was a misunderstanding but I know the world's a better place for it. Fritz doesn't lie. When I try to imagine what a crocodile's grin looks like, I am reminded of the time I broke mother's jaw, and how unsuccessful I was once at explaining this to a hooker in an effort to elicit sympathy from her. We both cried and walked home alone, and I felt like I'd done a good deed until her pimp beat the living shit out of her, because naturally she didn't actually have a home. One lives and learns, I guess, but there's a pretty good chance I am the exception to that rule. This is what happens when those assholes at Canadian Tire sell pliers to minors, but won't let them buy lighters to ignite those cigarettes that they so desperately need to smoke, even though they were stolen. This upsets Fritz greatly. Fuck, here he goes again. It isn't pliers or garden shears this time, but somehow that sadistic sack of shit found my tweezers! The ones I use to pluck my eyebrows, and - dare I say it - the odd egregious genital interloper. I apologize, it's unfair of me to speak of my lapses in testicular maintenance (and/or the judgement that doesn't always come along with it), when I should just cut to the chase and tell you what I'm after. I see at least two microwaves in that pic of yours. Would you take $20 for the pair? My good bro Frankie says it's a good deal, but then he swears he's never met a nun that was averse to a good fingerbanging in the parking lot, so maybe I should take that assessment with a grain of salt?
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| PorkRenegade
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| | | Re: Post your newest! < Reply # 632 on 5/7/2014 11:20 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Crawnorder Sure looks autistic up there
| autistic underground/ misguided cabal Do pardon my choleric attitude, I suppose I could just blow sunshine up your posterior but my hope is with enough jibing you will rise to the challenge, that goes for everyone. Its true not everyone can do the harder type sites, we all have varying degree's of ability and that is ok. However, post a highly processed image of a trash heap with the center piece being an old microwave, then use ... to suggest some kind of anticipatory high drama, expect some smack talk. Truth is I'm sure if we ever met we would get along just fine. I've been urban exploring now for over 10 years, that's no bs, like oh I started urban exploring as a child because I ran around half built houses. What I'm talking about is dedicated lifestyle type urban exploring. So pardon my crotchety attitude toward noobs but I've earned the right. All the best, regards, and keep exploring. The deadly ledge The peak
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| RunkPock
Location: Vancouver Gender: Male Total Likes: 129 likes
| | | Re: Post your newest! < Reply # 633 on 5/8/2014 12:49 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by PorkRenegade
autistic underground/ misguided cabal Do pardon my choleric attitude, I suppose I could just blow sunshine up your posterior but my hope is with enough jibing you will rise to the challenge, that goes for everyone. Its true not everyone can do the harder type sites, we all have varying degree's of ability and that is ok. However, post a highly processed image of a trash heap with the center piece being an old microwave, then use ... to suggest some kind of anticipatory high drama, expect some smack talk. Truth is I'm sure if we ever met we would get along just fine. I've been urban exploring now for over 10 years, that's no bs, like oh I started urban exploring as a child because I ran around half built houses. What I'm talking about is dedicated lifestyle type urban exploring. So pardon my crotchety attitude toward noobs but I've earned the right. All the best, regards, and keep exploring. The deadly ledge http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e241/VTRN/ledge_zpse155aa2a.jpg The peak http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e241/VTRN/wall1_zps4afdedf6.jpg
| Please, keep the low functioning autistic ramblings coming. Super impressed, they're gold.
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